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First you get real close to her;

"Excuse me miss, but I'm an Independent Character within 6" of you, and I will declare an Assault. Do you know how this works?"

"Wha..."

"First we make attacks at our Initiative. I will go first, I have 6 Power Weapon attacks. These attacks ignore armor."

"Are you..."

"You'll need to make an opening in your armor for me to attack. Don't make me go get the judge."

"Ok..."

[later]

"Now your Assault phase is done. Would your sister like to make a Pile-In move?"

"..."

"It's now my turn. For my Shooting phase, my melee weapon also functions as a ranged weapon with the following profile: Strength: X, AP: -, Lance. The Strength equals the number of times we hit each other, so this attack will be at double your Toughness. Unless you have Eternal Warrior, you'll suffer Instant Commitment."

If you ever come to Japan, you need a map. Go up to a girl and show her the map and try to explain how lost you are and how you can't understand her directions. Then "Can you show me?" - You've got her attention for like the next 5 -10 minutes as you walk together to some place that you want to go. Then as you walk you ask her questions about her, what music do you like? What do you do? etc. Japanese guys generally don't ask chicks these questions.

No pick up lines needed.

"Let's feth!" I keep it simple and concise.

EDIT: Nothing to see here as the ork reference is now history. Lets see anyone quote what I previously posted here.

Khornholio wrote:If you ever come to Japan, you need a map. Go up to a girl and show her the map and try to explain how lost you are and how you can't understand her directions. Then "Can you show me?" - You've got her attention for like the next 5 -10 minutes as you walk together to some place that you want to go. Then as you walk you ask her questions about her, what music do you like? What do you do? etc. Japanese guys generally don't ask chicks these questions.

No pick up lines needed.

If my application for exchange student goes through, I'll owe you a beer.

I think the best way of picking up chicks has to be the Rayne Summers way:







Lets NOT go into what happens with the rest of that story arc.....

Lol!

'You haven't killed me, so that's a start...'

@Chowderhead-I now have all those lines contained in a document that is simply titled 'epic'.

"Hey babe, Mind if I raid and pillage your holdings?

Wana play doctor? I`l be the probe in you

The classic "Are you a single parent" to which she answers "No".. then you say "Do you want to be?"

can't take credit, heard it on a comedy show once

You know, you're pretty good looking... for a girl.

Got one from my roommate...
"You're Pretty. I'm Awesome..... Let's be Pretty Awesome together."