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Oh, I don't know. Not sure I want a walking metal corpse whose only vehicular experience is a huge, floating pyramid, that is alive BTW, behind the wheel of any car I am in. Just a thought.

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Dreadnoughts. Think they could fit in a car?

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HadoukenAvenger wrote:Dreadnoughts. Think they could fit in a car?
I picture a very small 2 door car. Doors pop open, out comes a dreads through each door, then they push the seats forward letting out the 3 in the back.
   
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Then they pop the boot and pull out a Warhound, bound and gagged, with massive cement shoes, and drag it by it's wrists to a nearby canal.

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A Shining Spear Exarch from my experience. That grot always crashed in the first round... [grumbles about the past when Eldar was the army of choice]

Otherwise I have to agree with the Tyranids, although it could be possible for Warriors, they have actual hands and all that gack.

I won't bother. 
   
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Louisville, KY

Genestealers have hands, but all they want to do is hug the car.

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MrBakelsworth wrote:I'm surprised no ones mentioned Jurgen! That guy supposedly drives like a madman!
Actually Jurgen drives more like an Ork. Though it can be said Orks are mad. In most senses of the word.

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Melissia wrote:
MrBakelsworth wrote:I'm surprised no ones mentioned Jurgen! That guy supposedly drives like a madman!
Actually Jurgen drives more like an Ork. Though it can be said Orks are mad. In most senses of the word.


He's supposedly also the best Salamander-driver ever. Disqualified!

I won't bother. 
   
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My girls have had trouble driving their Immolators in the past.

But I think I would have to go with the Orks as well. They just don't seem like they would really care how or where they were driving.
   
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I think the Necrons would be. It'd be 'machine? feth that! I walk!'

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Orks because they are stupid and will do anything to get more speed. finaly when ever an ork vehical gets slightly damaged it is impossiple to control.

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Wolf Priest Ranek wrote:Orks because they are stupid and will do anything to get more speed. finaly when ever an ork vehical gets slightly damaged it is more fun to drive.

Fixed that for ya.

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Orks because of the "don't press dat" rule or guardsmen because they would follow orders from the SatNav ending up going down one way streets and of end of cliffs (lol)

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I doubt most Guardsmen have access to satnav anyway (besides, many Guard vehicles could just say "feth it, I'm going through" and make their own road).

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Hmm I am surprised no one has thought of a single Ratling trying to drive an SUV.

They would need a squad just to reach the pedals.

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Da orks are, cause you can't fit a tyranid in a car. ( I would most likely see a carnifex or a trygon driving a lamborgini )

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I'm fairly certain you can fit a 'gaunt in a car.

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Well, I just tried it, a gaunt did fit in the car but it's ripped the feth out of the seats and made an unholy mess of the dash. Now excuse me I'm off to A&E.

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I'm going to have to forsake the humor of a Tau or SoB ref, and instead agree with the humor of a bug trying to drive, so my vote would be for 'Nids
   
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I can only imagine an Arbites pulling over a speeder, and when the tinted windows are rolled down, BAM, Carnifex.



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