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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/09 06:53:21
Subject: Re:Worst Drivers in 40k?
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Death-Dealing Dark Angels Devastator
Albuquerque, New Mexico
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Oh, I don't know. Not sure I want a walking metal corpse whose only vehicular experience is a huge, floating pyramid, that is alive BTW, behind the wheel of any car I am in. Just a thought.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/09 08:32:21
Subject: Worst Drivers in 40k?
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40kenthus
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Dreadnoughts. Think they could fit in a car?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/09 09:07:08
Subject: Worst Drivers in 40k?
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Proud Phantom Titan
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HadoukenAvenger wrote:Dreadnoughts. Think they could fit in a car?
I picture a very small 2 door car. Doors pop open, out comes a dreads through each door, then they push the seats forward letting out the 3 in the back.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/09 10:40:28
Subject: Worst Drivers in 40k?
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40kenthus
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Then they pop the boot and pull out a Warhound, bound and gagged, with massive cement shoes, and drag it by it's wrists to a nearby canal.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/09 12:26:23
Subject: Re:Worst Drivers in 40k?
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Fighter Ace
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A Shining Spear Exarch from my experience. That grot always crashed in the first round... [grumbles about the past when Eldar was the army of choice]
Otherwise I have to agree with the Tyranids, although it could be possible for Warriors, they have actual hands and all that gack.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/09 13:53:59
Subject: Re:Worst Drivers in 40k?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Genestealers have hands, but all they want to do is hug the car.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/09 15:09:22
Subject: Worst Drivers in 40k?
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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MrBakelsworth wrote:I'm surprised no ones mentioned Jurgen! That guy supposedly drives like a madman!
Actually Jurgen drives more like an Ork. Though it can be said Orks are mad. In most senses of the word.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/09 17:29:09
Subject: Worst Drivers in 40k?
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Fighter Ace
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Melissia wrote:MrBakelsworth wrote:I'm surprised no ones mentioned Jurgen! That guy supposedly drives like a madman!
Actually Jurgen drives more like an Ork. Though it can be said Orks are mad. In most senses of the word.
He's supposedly also the best Salamander-driver ever. Disqualified!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/09 18:39:40
Subject: Worst Drivers in 40k?
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Angelic Adepta Sororitas
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My girls have had trouble driving their Immolators in the past.
But I think I would have to go with the Orks as well. They just don't seem like they would really care how or where they were driving.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/09 18:42:44
Subject: Re:Worst Drivers in 40k?
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Crazed Cultist of Khorne
Ipswich/Scotland
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I think the Necrons would be. It'd be 'machine? feth that! I walk!'
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Thou shalt not bend to the will of nerds playing war games, and act upon your own free will.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/09 20:09:37
Subject: Worst Drivers in 40k?
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Inspiring Icon Bearer
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Squats, because :
A) Drunk.
B) don't exist.
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4000 Deamons - Mainly a fantasy army now.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/09 20:16:25
Subject: Worst Drivers in 40k?
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Speedy Swiftclaw Biker
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Orks because they are stupid and will do anything to get more speed. finaly when ever an ork vehical gets slightly damaged it is impossiple to control.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/09 20:20:35
Subject: Worst Drivers in 40k?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Wolf Priest Ranek wrote:Orks because they are stupid and will do anything to get more speed. finaly when ever an ork vehical gets slightly damaged it is more fun to drive.
Fixed that for ya.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/09 20:22:31
Subject: Worst Drivers in 40k?
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
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Orks because of the "don't press dat" rule or guardsmen because they would follow orders from the SatNav ending up going down one way streets and of end of cliffs (lol)
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/09 21:09:54
Subject: Worst Drivers in 40k?
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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I doubt most Guardsmen have access to satnav anyway (besides, many Guard vehicles could just say "feth it, I'm going through" and make their own road).
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/09 21:51:32
Subject: Re:Worst Drivers in 40k?
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Imperial Recruit in Training
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Hmm I am surprised no one has thought of a single Ratling trying to drive an SUV.
They would need a squad just to reach the pedals.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/09 22:11:25
Subject: Re:Worst Drivers in 40k?
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Squishy Oil Squig
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Da orks are, cause you can't fit a tyranid in a car. ( I would most likely see a carnifex or a trygon driving a lamborgini  )
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Wot's faster than a warbuggy, more killy than a warbike and flies through da air like a bird?
-I got no bleedin' idea but I'm gonna find out!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/09 23:27:04
Subject: Worst Drivers in 40k?
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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I'm fairly certain you can fit a 'gaunt in a car.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/09 23:52:49
Subject: Re:Worst Drivers in 40k?
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Fixture of Dakka
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Well, I just tried it, a gaunt did fit in the car but it's ripped the feth out of the seats and made an unholy mess of the dash. Now excuse me I'm off to A&E.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/11 15:25:03
Subject: Re:Worst Drivers in 40k?
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Guarding Guardian
Syracuse, NY
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I'm going to have to forsake the humor of a Tau or SoB ref, and instead agree with the humor of a bug trying to drive, so my vote would be for 'Nids
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/11 15:31:22
Subject: Worst Drivers in 40k?
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Angry Blood Angel Assault marine
Alexandria, VA
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I can only imagine an Arbites pulling over a speeder, and when the tinted windows are rolled down, BAM, Carnifex.
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