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Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





New Jersey, USA

Just remember, you can always challenge the other guy to Fistycuffs.


 
   
Made in us
Legendary Master of the Chapter





Chicago, Illinois

What if the girl likes you. But you can't really contact her?

From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. 
   
Made in us
Veteran ORC







In Soviet "Girl Likes You", Girl Kontakts YOU!

I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying. 
   
Made in us
Huge Hierodule




United States

I'm only 17 but I've had several experiences with gakky relationships...

One that comes to mind was a two year relationship that had been going great up until one day. The day she went to Applebees and broke up with me over text message. The next day she was dating this guy, John, who went to another highschool. John worked at Applebees.

*sigh*

That's when I discovered the true glory of parties and all the drunken poontang that congregate there!


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Alpharius wrote:Darth Bob's is borderline psychotic and probably means... something...

 
   
Made in us
Legendary Master of the Chapter





Chicago, Illinois

Yeah I wish girls were a little less complicated when it came to contacting them....

From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. 
   
Made in us
Huge Hierodule




United States

Well I mean 99.9% of the population of teenage girls have cellphones. Get their numbas, Asherian.

Hydra Dominatus: My Alpha Legion Blog

Liber Daemonicum: My Daemons of Chaos Blog


Alpharius wrote:Darth Bob's is borderline psychotic and probably means... something...

 
   
Made in us
Legendary Master of the Chapter





Chicago, Illinois

Darth Bob wrote:Well I mean 99.9% of the population of teenage girls have cellphones. Get their numbas, Asherian.

This a turn off for all the girls for me
I have no cell phone.

From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. 
   
Made in us
Huge Hierodule




United States

Asherian Command wrote:
Darth Bob wrote:Well I mean 99.9% of the population of teenage girls have cellphones. Get their numbas, Asherian.

This a turn off for all the girls for me
I have no cell phone.


Ouch...well...get one? I don't know.

Hydra Dominatus: My Alpha Legion Blog

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Alpharius wrote:Darth Bob's is borderline psychotic and probably means... something...

 
   
Made in ca
Fixture of Dakka




Kamloops, BC

Asherian Command wrote:
Darth Bob wrote:Well I mean 99.9% of the population of teenage girls have cellphones. Get their numbas, Asherian.

This a turn off for all the girls for me
I have no cell phone.


You don't need a cellphone to phone them you know.
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.

Asherian Command wrote:
Darth Bob wrote:Well I mean 99.9% of the population of teenage girls have cellphones. Get their numbas, Asherian.

This a turn off for all the girls for me
I have no cell phone.


Get a job! You're not going to pick up the ladies without:

A: A way to contact them.
B: A Car to pick them up in. If you're able to use Public Transportation, see option C.
C: Money to take them places.

A Job will help you with these things. Comb your hair and wash yourself regularly and there's really no reason why you couldn't be making the beast with two backs with some unsuspecting skank in no time.

But remember to wrap that rascal. If she'll feth you she'll feth anybody.

Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. 
   
Made in au
Sybarite Swinging an Agonizer



The Ministry of Love: Room 101

[joke] Asherian Command: Are you sure you arent confusing girls with demons from beyond the warp? they can be tricky to contact...[/joke]

Seriously though, I assume that you know and have spoken to the girl you are referring to, is it a distance thing?

@OP: Don't sweat the "he's white, and chirstian" stuff, if that was important enough to the girl for her to leave, she ain't worth it.
   
Made in us
Huge Hierodule




United States

del'Vhar wrote:Are you sure you arent confusing girls with demons from beyond the warp?


There's a difference?

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Alpharius wrote:Darth Bob's is borderline psychotic and probably means... something...

 
   
Made in gb
Highlord with a Blackstone Fortress






Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.

I am interested to find where is this town where Christianity has a magnetic effect on girls.

n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.

It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. 
   
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Sybarite Swinging an Agonizer



The Ministry of Love: Room 101

Orlanth wrote:I am interested to find where is this town where Christianity has a magnetic effect on girls.



Conneticut?(sp?)

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Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.

Orlanth wrote:I am interested to find where is this town where Christianity has a magnetic effect on girls.


del'Vhar wrote:
Orlanth wrote:I am interested to find where is this town where Christianity has a magnetic effect on girls.



Conneticut?(sp?)


Umm... no.

You have to go way farther south.

Also, since you asked, it's Connecticut.

Connect-the-I-and-cut

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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. 
   
Made in us
Legendary Master of the Chapter





Chicago, Illinois

del'Vhar wrote:[joke] Asherian Command: Are you sure you arent confusing girls with demons from beyond the warp? they can be tricky to contact...[/joke]

Seriously though, I assume that you know and have spoken to the girl you are referring to, is it a distance thing?

@OP: Don't sweat the "he's white, and chirstian" stuff, if that was important enough to the girl for her to leave, she ain't worth it.

No shes in my class. And she said i like you. "A bit"
But anyway Dude I feel so sorry for you ghosty :( Having that happen is liking when Hilliary found out that Cliniton was cheating on her.

From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. 
   
Made in us
Nigel Stillman





Austin, TX

Asherian Command wrote:
Darth Bob wrote:Well I mean 99.9% of the population of teenage girls have cellphones. Get their numbas, Asherian.

This a turn off for all the girls for me
I have no cell phone.


The feth dude?

Get a cellphone.
   
Made in us
Secret Force Behind the Rise of the Tau




USA

Don't do it! Cell phones lead to to talking to people. Talking to people leads to making friends. Friends lead to hanging out! Hanging out leads to parties! Parties leads to doing stupid ! Stupid leads to the dark side of the force!

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Made in au
Sybarite Swinging an Agonizer



The Ministry of Love: Room 101

LordofHats wrote:Don't do it! Cell phones lead to to talking to people. Talking to people leads to making friends. Friends lead to hanging out! Hanging out leads to parties! Parties leads to doing stupid ! Stupid leads to the dark side of the force!


On the other hand, cell phones (Or as I know them, Mobile Phones) might also lead to getting turned into a
Spoiler:
freaky psionic collective!

(Read Stephen King's Cell for explanation)
   
Made in us
Terminator with Assault Cannon






OKC, Oklahoma

LordofHats wrote:Don't do it! Cell phones lead to to talking to people. Talking to people leads to making friends. Friends lead to hanging out! Hanging out leads to parties! Parties leads to doing stupid ! Stupid leads to the dark side of the force!


No, no, no..... working at Walmart leads to the Dark Side. I know.... I work at walmart ..on the darkside.

Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!

Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."

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"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
 
   
Made in ca
Fixture of Dakka




Kamloops, BC

You don't need a cell phone to get a girl friend.
   
Made in ca
Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos






Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.

You need to buy them dinner, then yell at them. Women love being treated like gak simple fact of the matter.


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I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos

 
   
Made in ca
Fixture of Dakka




Kamloops, BC

Shadowbrand wrote:You need to buy them dinner, them yell at them. Women love being treated like gak simple fact of the matter.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/user/Llawliet001?feature=mhum#p/f/8/xbmT_X-UqQQ[/youtube]


They won't if there with me I know how to treat a woman "fairly".
   
Made in ca
Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos






Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.

You mean hitting her on the head with a rock and dragging her back to the longship?

I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos

 
   
Made in ca
Fixture of Dakka




Kamloops, BC

Shadowbrand wrote:You mean hitting her on the head with a rock and dragging her back to the longship?


You know what next time you come to Kamloops we are so grabbing chicks en mass and doing that.
   
Made in ca
Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos






Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.

So long as I am not 18 by then. SURE!

I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos

 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.

Cheesecat wrote:
Shadowbrand wrote:You mean hitting her on the head with a rock and dragging her back to the longship?


You know what next time you come to Kamloops we are so grabbing chicks en mass and doing that.


I'm sure that planning aggravated rape is against Dakka's Rule #1.

Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. 
   
Made in ca
Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos






Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.

But it's not rape if you yell surprise!

I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos

 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.

Shadowbrand wrote:But it's not rape if you yell surprise!


How long were you in for?

Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. 
   
Made in ca
Fixture of Dakka




Kamloops, BC

Shadowbrand wrote:So long as I am not 18 by then. SURE!


Yes being 18 makes you so much more morally competent.
   
 
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