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I know this isn't as important as those government threads, but I feel it's moderately important.
Have you ever got your girlfriend/boyfriend stolen?
I have, and the guy is awesome. He's a fellow nerd, just like me, but he's white, and chirstian, so he already beat me...
He got my girlfriend to play whfb. I've tried for three years.
So, has this ever happened to you? (please make me feel alittle better)

lord of the ghosts wrote:I know this isn't as important as those government threads, but I feel it's moderately important.
Have you ever got your girlfriend/boyfriend stolen?
I have, and the guy is awesome. He's a fellow nerd, just like me, but he's white, and chirstian, so he already beat me...
He got my girlfriend to play whfb. I've tried for three years.
So, has this ever happened to you? (please make me feel alittle better)

dude if you even get a girl to think about your a hero to me XD. AS i have no idea what a girlfriend is like yet.

Asherian Command wrote:
dude if you even get a girl to think about your a hero to me XD. AS i have no idea what a girlfriend is like yet.

I am completely epic, but that girl thinks that a non-Native-American, zit-less version of me is better.
Just to not have sombody yelling at me about how I'm reatarded to post this thread;
I'm sorry, I just feel kinda crappy. Typing this makes me feel better.

Life sucks, all you have to do is figuring out a way of making life suck what you want then you'll go from crappy to well, to each its own... xD

Anyway jokes aside, feel sorry for ya, don't let that get you down.

I would say just take her back, but some would call that racism.....

But in all truth, it happens to everyone. One of my ex's, is dating a guy 11 years older, who looks like me(we've been mistaken for twins whena bunch of us have gone out), and is also a huge nerd, just like me. Don't worry man. Gak happens.

Is the answer Vacuums?

Sorry, I didn't actually read the thread...

This chick I was mad crazy over for years but who never dated me (but came really close often enough to drive me crazy) just recently got married to this guy that everyone agrees looks exactly like me. And I've met the guy, and he's got the same interests, the same sense of humor, same tastes in music. It's kinda creepy how much he is like me.

And I'm like "What kind of sick joke is this you're playing on me, Universe?" It's enough to make me believe there is a God and that he hates me.

So I feel ya, buddy. Don't stress it though. Plenty of fish in the sea.

@OP. Buck up, dude. There are a lot of broads out there. There are more nerd girls now than ever before. Don't be so hard on yourself. When you get older, you won't even remember being young, so it's no problem.

lord of the ghosts wrote:I know this isn't as important as those government threads, but I feel it's moderately important.
Have you ever got your girlfriend/boyfriend stolen?
I have, and the guy is awesome. He's a fellow nerd, just like me, but he's white, and chirstian, so he already beat me...
He got my girlfriend to play whfb. I've tried for three years.
So, has this ever happened to you? (please make me feel alittle better)

lololol you fail

Actually this is kinda awkward cause I'm white and Christian and I'm getting my girlfriend to play warhammer.

As long as you don't live in Texas I'm good.

:edit: apparently you're located in my sink cupboard. My condolences for stealing your girl, but she's so language filter ! cute it's ridiculous

You really shouldn't insult yourself racially or on a religious level. It can't possibly be good for your self esteem if you hate something about yourself that's not even specific to you.

I've walked in on five separate girlfriends cheating on me over the course of my life. At this point, getting let down easily is a relief.

lord of the ghosts wrote:I know this isn't as important as those government threads, but I feel it's moderately important.
Have you ever got your girlfriend/boyfriend stolen?
I have, and the guy is awesome. He's a fellow nerd, just like me, but he's white, and chirstian, so he already beat me...
He got my girlfriend to play whfb. I've tried for three years.
So, has this ever happened to you? (please make me feel alittle better)

1. Stolen is the wrong word, she chose to leave. Don't make the easy mistake of blaming just the guy, the girl made the ultimate decision. Don't pine after her.

2. No, like I said, not stolen, but my ex gf of 9 years pissed off for a skinny guy with long hair that plays guitar... 4 years on, following a few 'try before you buy' situations, I met an amazing woman and we fall in love and marry and 3 years together and she's the one I want to grow old with. You will have several 'trial accounts' before you settle for a subscription, young apprentice.

3. Why the feck is 'white and Christian' superior to you? You're native American and the zits you mention are going to clear up. You know how many hippy girls you're going to have swooning over you? How much you can get away with... Man, if you get to the gym and ensure you're reasonably trim/moderately healthy diet... You will have more skirts knocking down your door than you know what to do with... Back when I was growing up in Cornwall, during my teens, the holiday girls would eat up all my 'ancient celtic tales' and all that 'brooding looks out to sea' and my Cornish devil plundered much Saxon poontang!
Also, not to knock Christians at all, but they have this minor inconvenience called 'no sex before marriage'... you are not bound by that... WIN!!

4. He got her to play whfb and you tried for 3 years, that means she's eager to appease him early on, doing something she doesn't want to do, that won't last...

So:

Revel in your heritage. Enjoy being rid of this silly tart. Man Up! Identify new targets.

Unleash Hell!

Don't sweat it bro. All women are heart devouring fanged she-devils who want nothing more than to destroy you and laugh at your pain.

You get used to it.

Never had a girlfriend 'stolen'.

Had one choose her other girlfriend over me though.

Was I cut?

Nope. Went out with mates and got absolutely hammered and moved on.

Only worry I have about girlfriends these days is whether the wife finds out or not. If she does, I'm dead.

You now have to fight to get her back. That's how a womans mind works. Stupid huh.

Most girls I have been out with tend to flirt with other men to get a reaction from you. Yours was probably doing the same, but you just let it happen.

Your Native American, and you didnt play the "that whole Twilight thing? Yea its based on my tribe" card? Ouch. Lesson for next time I guess. It sucks in all seriousness, but youll find better women. I too once lost a girl I wanted to be with mad hard. The bitch was, it was to a guy that ALSO was almost exactly like me, but fatter. Even had a beard thing like myself. WTF world. But Im married now, own my house, and have 2 children that are just the tits. So even though the universe will kick you in the balls, it does eventually balance itself out

Vladsimpaler wrote:

lord of the ghosts wrote:I know this isn't as important as those government threads, but I feel it's moderately important.
Have you ever got your girlfriend/boyfriend stolen?
I have, and the guy is awesome. He's a fellow nerd, just like me, but he's white, and chirstian, so he already beat me...
He got my girlfriend to play whfb. I've tried for three years.
So, has this ever happened to you? (please make me feel alittle better)

lololol you fail

Actually this is kinda awkward cause I'm white and Christian and I'm getting my girlfriend to play warhammer.

Playing Warhammer?!

You ARE actually aware that women have vaginas, and that if you spend less time trying to get them to play with your army men they occasionally let you SEE their vaginas, aren't you?


Because I would hate for you to find out like this, champ. Looks like your the one that 'fails'.

Albatross wrote:

Vladsimpaler wrote:

lord of the ghosts wrote:I know this isn't as important as those government threads, but I feel it's moderately important.
Have you ever got your girlfriend/boyfriend stolen?
I have, and the guy is awesome. He's a fellow nerd, just like me, but he's white, and chirstian, so he already beat me...
He got my girlfriend to play whfb. I've tried for three years.
So, has this ever happened to you? (please make me feel alittle better)

lololol you fail

Actually this is kinda awkward cause I'm white and Christian and I'm getting my girlfriend to play warhammer.

Playing Warhammer?!

You ARE actually aware that women have vaginas, and that if you spend less time trying to get them to play with your army men they occasionally let you SEE their vaginas, aren't you?


Because I would hate for you to find out like this, champ. Looks like your the one that 'fails'.

Aaaaand who says that I haven't shagged her.

Hahahaha seriously dude.

Maybe because we dont shag in the US?

Chrysaor686 wrote:I've walked in on five separate girlfriends cheating on me over the course of my life. At this point, getting let down easily is a relief.

Bwah?

Man. Where the hell are you shopping for chicks?

You have no idea. Trust me, Mr Mystery has played some howlers in his life.

Now, I just put it around as much as the fairer sex will let me. Much more fun.

kronk wrote:

Chrysaor686 wrote:I've walked in on five separate girlfriends cheating on me over the course of my life. At this point, getting let down easily is a relief.

Bwah?

Man. Where the hell are you shopping for chicks?

I wish there was a store for them. oh wait. Bars...

kronk wrote:

Chrysaor686 wrote:I've walked in on five separate girlfriends cheating on me over the course of my life. At this point, getting let down easily is a relief.

Bwah?

Man. Where the hell are you shopping for chicks?

The thrift store, apparently.

I have an attraction to damaged goods.

That sucks bro. No other way to say it.

Only one thing you can do at this point.

Accept this as part of your past and part of what will make oyu you, and move forward.

Learn from this relationship, and make the next one better.

OP: I totally understand how writing about it helps. You get the release of a diary, but you elt people know about it to help, am I right?

Your mom.

Love is the misconception that one woman differs in any meaningful way from the next.

Go find someone else to fixate on for the next few years. You'll be happier in the long run.

lord of the ghosts wrote:I know this isn't as important as those government threads, but I feel it's moderately important.
Have you ever got your girlfriend/boyfriend stolen?
I have, and the guy is awesome. He's a fellow nerd, just like me, but he's white, and chirstian, so he already beat me...
He got my girlfriend to play whfb. I've tried for three years.
So, has this ever happened to you? (please make me feel alittle better)

Hey, at least your not falling for the girls who are sleeping with 20 people a week or you ask a girl out after she has given you months worth of "I'm Interested" only to be rejected....

Asherian Command wrote:

kronk wrote:

Chrysaor686 wrote:I've walked in on five separate girlfriends cheating on me over the course of my life. At this point, getting let down easily is a relief.

Bwah?

Man. Where the hell are you shopping for chicks?

I wish there was a store for them. oh wait. Bars...

You never pick up a skirt in a bar. Never! There is no such thing as a happy ending with a par pickup.
"What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, except Herpes, that follows you back..."
The easier it is to get in a bar girls knickers, the more I consider not doing it.

lord of the ghosts wrote:I know this isn't as important as those government threads, but I feel it's moderately important.
Have you ever got your girlfriend/boyfriend stolen?
I have, and the guy is awesome. He's a fellow nerd, just like me, but he's white, and chirstian, so he already beat me...
He got my girlfriend to play whfb. I've tried for three years.
So, has this ever happened to you? (please make me feel alittle better)

This is 1000 times more important than Government threads.
I've hooked up with some real freaks, but haven't had the misfortune to be cheated on or have them stolen. Tough break, bru.

LotG - You could always try challenging guy 'b' to a battle. Its one way to "fight over her".

Chrysaor686 wrote:

kronk wrote:

Chrysaor686 wrote:I've walked in on five separate girlfriends cheating on me over the course of my life. At this point, getting let down easily is a relief.

Bwah?

Man. Where the hell are you shopping for chicks?

The thrift store, apparently.

I have an attraction to damaged goods.

Ha! Nice one. Good outlook. Cheater's suck.

Sorry for the thread derail. To the OP, if the chick's not into you, just move on. You're going to hear a lot of cliches like "There's plenty of fish in the sea." "You'll find the right girl." "feth that skank ho."

Tired cliches? yes. But they're true. Don't dwell and pine over her. Keep putting yourself out there.