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2010/09/24 15:26:31
Subject: whats the funniest character name you've ever seen?
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Painting Within the Lines
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My weirdboy is "Warpface" and my mage in fantasy is "Mageface" to completely subvert the whole thing that magic users are se friggin' epic.
Our club's name for Ghazgul is "Oh Sh**, Not Again!"
And I've named my friend's Carnifex "Mr Cuddles"
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2010/09/24 15:48:01
Subject: Re:whats the funniest character name you've ever seen?
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Reliable Krootox
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Typhus
Typhus is the name of the Nurgle character, but it is actually the name of a 3d world disease.
What's in the next codex? Cancer? Will they name a character Captain AIDS?
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2010/09/24 16:53:56
Subject: Re:whats the funniest character name you've ever seen?
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Alluring Sorcerer of Slaanesh
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Geoff the Flatulent, Lord of Flatula is my Nurgle Chaos Sorcerer
true story ...
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No pity, no remorse, no shoes |
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2010/09/24 17:23:05
Subject: whats the funniest character name you've ever seen?
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Regular Dakkanaut
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I had a Chaos Lord called "Caseus the Greater".
> Caseus is Latin for cheese.
> Cheesegrater.
(I think only I found it funny.)
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2010/09/24 17:28:26
Subject: whats the funniest character name you've ever seen?
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Alluring Sorcerer of Slaanesh
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Curis wrote:I had a Chaos Lord called "Caseus the Greater".
> Caseus is Latin for cheese.
> Cheesegrater.
(I think only I found it funny.)
I can see why ...
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No pity, no remorse, no shoes |
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2010/09/24 17:34:01
Subject: whats the funniest character name you've ever seen?
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Eternally-Stimulated Slaanesh Dreadnought
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Captain Duddly Do-Right, the hated arch-nemesis of my chaos lord, Lord Fornicatus, the Arch-Penetrator of Bordello IV.
Captain do right is always spoiling the fun...
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2010/09/24 17:55:45
Subject: Re:whats the funniest character name you've ever seen?
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Painting Within the Lines
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Suicidal Cheez wrote:
What's in the next codex? Cancer? Will they name a character Captain AIDS?
I will collect an entire 3000pt Chaos army just to run Captain AIDS and Captain Cancer.
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2010/09/24 18:23:17
Subject: Re:whats the funniest character name you've ever seen?
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Kid_Kyoto
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Suicidal Cheez wrote:What's in the next codex? Cancer? Will they name a character Captain AIDS?
You'll have to ask Chapter Master Cholera. I'm told only he knows.
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2010/09/24 18:25:28
Subject: whats the funniest character name you've ever seen?
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Veteran Wolf Guard Squad Leader
In the chaotic wastes also known as Canada
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I think in warhammer fantasy battles there is a lizardman slann names idrinktaqila or something
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DOOMFART's Drunken Rugby Player FOR DOOMFART! FOR GES! FOR DAKKA!!!! Kanluwen wrote:Cadian Blood and Soul Hunter?
They're like kidnapping someone, and forcefeeding them heroin until they're hooked.
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2010/09/24 18:31:56
Subject: whats the funniest character name you've ever seen?
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Powerful Pegasus Knight
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Well, don't forget Tiktaq'to. 
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2010/09/24 18:34:53
Subject: whats the funniest character name you've ever seen?
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
Inside that little light in your refridgerator
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Lord of battles wrote:I think in warhammer fantasy battles there is a lizardman slann names idrinktaqila or something
You mean the Skink Tiqtakto right?
My buddies Guard army is led by Commisar Lord Wiggles.
S_P
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Fafnir wrote:What part of "giant armoured ork suppository" do you not understand?
Balance wrote:Nothing wrong with feathers. Now, the whole chicken, that's kinky.
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2010/09/24 18:36:44
Subject: whats the funniest character name you've ever seen?
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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Sanguinary Guard Edward of the Blood Angels.
Wulfen Jacob of the Space Wolves.
-Not a true story.
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Calgar: Maximus Fistius.<--True Story.
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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
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2010/09/24 18:38:47
Subject: whats the funniest character name you've ever seen?
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Noble of the Alter Kindred
United Kingdom
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"Old One Eye"
Surely he's a Nob and not a Nid?
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2010/09/24 18:42:51
Subject: Re:whats the funniest character name you've ever seen?
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Sadistic Inquisitorial Excruciator
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daedalus wrote:I have Space Marine Sergeant Fisticus, the only Space Marine to have two power fists.
My Sanguinary Priest has duel power fists. Pedro Kantor would be my worst name.
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2010/09/25 21:36:47
Subject: Re:whats the funniest character name you've ever seen?
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Jealous that Horus is Warmaster
Cornwall UK
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My friend called his Chaos Lord 'captain Hardhead', which was funny, and his Pet beast of Nurgle (he only had the old old codex) Gribbles.
I call my (badly painted) pre-heresy world eater marine 'lenny'.
Some guys that I know embarrass all of space marine-kind with names such as ' sergeant nob-jockey' and 'king wiggles'
I pity those marines, from the very depths of my soul, I pity them.
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My friend called his Chaos Lord 'captain Hardhead', which was funny, and his Pet beast of Nurgle (he only had the old old codex) Gribbles.
I call my (badly painted) pre-heresy world eater marine 'lenny'.
Some guys that I know embarrass all of space marine-kind with names such as ' sergeant nob-jockey' and 'king wiggles'
I pity those marines, from the very depths of my soul, I pity them.
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Many and varied forces in progress according to waxing & waning whims.
I may never finish an army in my life. |
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2010/09/26 02:54:19
Subject: whats the funniest character name you've ever seen?
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Wicked Ghast
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this is funny
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/09/26 04:16:06
 Orks: approx 4000 pts
 Uruk-hai force(700 pts)
about 700 points of Vampire Counts
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2010/09/26 03:10:54
Subject: whats the funniest character name you've ever seen?
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Member of the Malleus
A fuedal world on the fringes of Segmentum Tempestus
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My friend named one of his fire warriors chop suey.
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A spiritu dominatus,
Domine, libra nos,
From the lighting and the tempest,
Our Emperor, deliver us.
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2010/09/26 04:33:40
Subject: whats the funniest character name you've ever seen?
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Monstrous Master Moulder
Secret lab at the bottom of Lake Superior
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My predator is named "sheila" in honor of Red vs. Blue.
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Commissar NIkev wrote:
This guy......is smart
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2010/09/26 18:12:36
Subject: Re:whats the funniest character name you've ever seen?
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Oberfeldwebel
Palma de Mallorca, Spain
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i had a Khorne commander in Whfb called Kitenge in honour of a episode form the Simpsons (the commander was black)
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2000 foot sloging IG  
Cataphracts.... need to recalculate points....
Iron warriors  waiting for more bucks with a better job
4th Panzerdivision Ost waiting for orders Reichmarschall!! 
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2010/09/26 18:25:34
Subject: whats the funniest character name you've ever seen?
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Sniping Hexa
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My friend calls his GK grand-master "Master Jack" (With a french accent so it comes out "gzgzack")
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Inquisitor_Syphonious wrote:All I can say is... thank you vodo40k...
Zweischneid wrote:No way man. A Space Marine in itself is scary. But a Marine WITHOUT helmet wears at least 3-times as much plot-armour as a Marine with helmet. And heaven forbid if the Marine would also happen to have an intimidating looking, vertical scar. Then you're surly boned. Those guys are the worst. Not a chance I'd say.
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2010/09/27 01:59:06
Subject: whats the funniest character name you've ever seen?
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Power-Hungry Cultist of Tzeentch
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My friend's tau commander is Commander Shas'Ukos. (Ukos, according to the old codex, is tau-language for "spoon")
Every member of one of my chaos termie squads is named something that, in the old tau tradition, is syllable'syllable, and the commander is Dor'Bel.
Suicidal Cheez wrote:
What's in the next codex? Cancer? Will they name a character Captain AIDS?
You'll have to ask Chapter Master Cholera. I'm told only he knows.
Chief Librarian Herpes is precognitive also.
Now I have to add those to my BA army.
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2010/09/27 02:56:54
Subject: whats the funniest character name you've ever seen?
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Member of the Malleus
A fuedal world on the fringes of Segmentum Tempestus
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abaddon=gargamel wrote:My friend's tau commander is Commander Shas'Ukos. (Ukos, according to the old codex, is tau-language for "spoon")
Every member of one of my chaos termie squads is named something that, in the old tau tradition, is syllable'syllable, and the commander is Dor'Bel.
Suicidal Cheez wrote:
What's in the next codex? Cancer? Will they name a character Captain AIDS?
You'll have to ask Chapter Master Cholera. I'm told only he knows.
Chief Librarian Herpes is precognitive also.
Now I have to add those to my BA army.
Must be a rather cowardly commander if his greatest accolade is a spoon. But then again all Tau are Cowardly, well... Cows. OOHH I know the perfect way for the Imperium to defeat the Tau in one fel swoop... Give them foot and mouth disease! Its fool proof!
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A spiritu dominatus,
Domine, libra nos,
From the lighting and the tempest,
Our Emperor, deliver us.
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2010/09/27 16:57:17
Subject: whats the funniest character name you've ever seen?
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Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM
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Warboss Bob. pure and simple
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2010/09/27 21:13:33
Subject: whats the funniest character name you've ever seen?
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Ragglefraggle and Fraggleraggle the demon princes.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2010/09/29 15:05:57
Subject: Re:whats the funniest character name you've ever seen?
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Wicked Ghast
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I just bought a trukk for my all powerfull Prophet of the Waaagh (ghazghkull or however the  you spell it). i have decided to name it " The WAAAGH!-mobile!"
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Orks: approx 4000 pts
Uruk-hai force(700 pts)
about 700 points of Vampire Counts
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2010/10/19 04:08:25
Subject: whats the funniest character name you've ever seen?
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Wicked Ghast
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nathaniel green the chaos space marine!
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nathaniel green the chaos space marine!
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Orks: approx 4000 pts
Uruk-hai force(700 pts)
about 700 points of Vampire Counts
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2010/10/19 06:45:25
Subject: whats the funniest character name you've ever seen?
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Owns Whole Set of Skullz Techpriests
Versteckt in den Schatten deines Geistes.
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I had a Tau Commander named Kais'Ukos (Skillful Spoon). Had a Tech-Priest in Dark Heresy called Arturo Dey'towa (think about it).
In Necromunda a friend of mine was using a Genestealer Cult, and his two Purestrains were named Huggles and Fluffy. The phrase "Huggles just wants to hug!!!" was repeated quite often.
I have an old lead Cadian flamer guy called Billy-Bob. I felt he had to be given a name after he was the only Cadian out of 30-some Cadians to survive a charge from 20 Khorne Berzerkers (and this was in 2nd Ed, so that's more one sided than it sounds even with a 5th Ed mindset). Sure, Billy-Bob didn't kill anything (Dennifus Zentor, my Lvl4 Inquisitor Lord, killed most of the 'Zerkers), buy he survived, so he got named.
My best one though is my first Chaos Dread. The same kit that's been on sale for eleventy billion years, with its default armament from 2nd Ed (TL-Autocannon & Power Scourge). We call it Triple-Corpse Hammer-Blow, because it is unkillable, and kills everything near it.
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2010/10/19 07:10:04
Subject: whats the funniest character name you've ever seen?
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Major
Middle Earth
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Friend of mine who was playing mordheim named his Dregs Lick, Spittle and Grovel.
Everyone at my club refers to the Master of Ordnance as the Master of the Obvious.
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2010/10/19 07:19:56
Subject: whats the funniest character name you've ever seen?
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Scouting Shadow Warrior
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I named my IoB prince Steve McGee
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If god give you lemons-
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! |
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2010/10/19 12:21:20
Subject: whats the funniest character name you've ever seen?
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Devestating Grey Knight Dreadknight
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Well....some of the space marine captains are pretty bad.
Khan? really? REALLY?
Whenever I hear ortan cassius I think Orangutan.
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<- I might just mock you.
