Model Assembly Instructions.

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**Retrias**

I Loled, slightly exaggerated joke but really funny anyway

**JSK-Fox**

avantgarde wrote:Also I think the OP was in very poor taste. As a laundry and beard aficionado I can tell you getting blood out of your clothes and/or beard is no laughing matter. Y'all should be ashamed.

Indeed.

**Chibi Bodge-Battle**

Not offended Lycaeus, just unamused
tastes differ is all

dulz is good!

I dulz'd
yup that works!

**Agamemnon2**

BrookM wrote:Thou hast no soul, begone humourless ghoul!

That does not even rhyme.

**BrookM**

Agamemnon2 wrote:
BrookM wrote:Thou hast no soul, begone humourless ghoul!

That does not even rhyme.

True, I was aiming for the rhyming Halloween narration a-la Vincent Price, but alas, I hath failed!

**Mad4Minis**

Aduro wrote:Really? As someone who's also assembled complex model kits and suffered injuries at the hands of my own tools I found it a complete stitch.

Ill agree. Between hobbies and several of my past jobs Ive spent more hours than I can even guess at handling a blade of some sort. Somehow, I still manage to get cut fairly frequently, all my fault. Most of it from violating the "never cut toward yourself" rule. Sometiems it just seems the best angle, and frequently costs a little ouch.

**Snord**

I've never seen that before - I laughed till the tears ran - and I've nearly removed the ends of 2 fingers and cut through to the bone in the palm of one hand. I used to do the stupid thing with the kniife that he's doing in one of the photos. There wasn't quite as much blood, but quite a lot.

Of course, the real killer when you start modelling is the glue. It goes everywhere, including up the nose. I think I was probably high through most of my early teens. Even now the smell of polysterene cement generates strange sensations...

**Chibi Bodge-Battle**

Tailgunner
suggest you take up knitting for your own safety.

wait. Sharp pointy sticks and strangulating wool.

hmmm. on second thoughts try origami....

paper cuts.

Tailgunner.
just stay in bed, it's generally safe there!

**Snord**

Chibi Bodge-Battle wrote:Tailgunner
Tailgunner.
just stay in bed, it's generally safe there!

You can still hurt your back...

**Element206**

jesus judging by the responses to this picture, it makes me glad it didnt come out for me. Ive never hurt myself really bad working on my kits (finding some wood to knock on as I type) and hopefully wont.