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Shas'ui with Bonding Knife





I wanna go back to New Jersey

I don't know which is dumber. The people who wrote laws in regards to "owning planets/stars/other heavenly bodies" without having any ideas of loopholes, or the woman for dedicating time into finding loopholes.

Either way it must be applauded in the only way I know.


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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges




United States

The Sun isn't always at the center of the solar system when the solar system is defined by its gravitational center; the only "center" that really makes sense in space.

So this woman owns nothing, as she define the Sun as a G2 star at the center of the solar system. Well, that, or she only owns the sun when it is at the center of our solar system.

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Introduce Star Tax.

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This...logic...is... AWESOME.

Too bad she's not getting a penny, but hey, can't blame her for trying.

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Noble of the Alter Kindred




United Kingdom

Surely in this instance the loophole is a blackhole?

 
   
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Manchester, NH

I met a man once who insisted that you could buy a state; or anything owned by the government, for that matter, by mailing them a check for any amount you wanted and naming the thing you wanted in the "For:" field. That if they cashed the check that indicated acceptance of a legal sales agreement.

So, for example, I write a check to the State of NH for $1 and write "the state house" in the memo field, if that check clears I now own the seat of state government and can start charging rent. Or stripping the gold off the dome, for that matter.

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United States

The thing about ownership is that it only matters if anyone cares to enforce it.

For example, I own this keyboard to the extent that the state (or any other powerful body) allows me to do so.

Property rights are very much a social artifact.

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I own Commoragh.
This idiot thinks she can tax people for using the sun? what a idiot she thinks he can tax the planet becuase she claims to own it? burn her! I bet she hasn't even been to the freaking sun

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Pamplona, Spain

She said somewhere that an American man is the owner of the Moon and some planets. Whatever, it's still incredibilly stupid.


 
   
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Noble of the Alter Kindred




United Kingdom

I bagsie all the space in the Solar System.

Rent shall be charged to all planetary and (the) stellar owners, but park and ride comets are exempt.
Instead they may have £200 for passing Go.


 
   
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Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.

I guess if you just charge 1/10 of a US Cent from everyone in the world you still wouldn't be too badly off.

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6 million 400 hundred thousand dollars better off - give or take a few tens of thousands...

 
   
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Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.

Sgt_Scruffy wrote:6 million 400 hundred thousand dollars better off - give or take a few tens of thousands...


Seems reasonable, huh?

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Spitsbergen

HEY! I already had this idea!
   
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Noble of the Alter Kindred




United Kingdom

No use having an idea without making it a reality.

I had the idea for squid ice cream but Ben and Jerry's got it on the shelves while I was still dreaming of counting the cash I would make.


 
   
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges




United States

I have a friend who asked all of her facebook friends for 5 USD, and ended up getting something in the neighborhood of 13,000 USD from ~2000 friends(some people gave more than 5 USD).

She used the money to pay for incidental expenses when she went to graduate school in Egypt.

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Burtucky, Michigan

dogma wrote:I have a friend who asked all of her facebook friends for 5 USD, and ended up getting something in the neighborhood of 13,000 USD from ~2000 friends(some people gave more than 5 USD).

She used the money to pay for incidental expenses when she went to graduate school in Egypt.





Hmm that might work if I had 2000 friends. I have about 20 on my account so Id need to ask for ALOT more then $5
   
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Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.

Considering all of my "friends" on facebook are friends irl, they'd know that I was up to no good in asking them for money.

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KingCracker wrote:
Hmm that might work if I had 2000 friends. I have about 20 on my account so Id need to ask for ALOT more then $5


She's a total social climber who I probably wouldn't acknowledge if I hadn't known her since age 5. She goes out of her way to friend everyone she meets. If I recall correctly she has 3800 or so friends.


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Monster Rain wrote:Considering all of my "friends" on facebook are friends irl, they'd know that I was up to no good in asking them for money.


Yeah, everyone I know knows that I would totally spend an hour or two fabricating a story and history in order to foist a prank onto others that would get them to give me money, so I'm screwed as well.

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Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.

dogma wrote:
KingCracker wrote:
Hmm that might work if I had 2000 friends. I have about 20 on my account so Id need to ask for ALOT more then $5


She's a total social climber who I probably wouldn't acknowledge if I hadn't known her since age 5. She goes out of her way to friend everyone she meets. If I recall correctly she has 3800 or so friends.


Yeah, I've got one of those as well.

I troll the gak out of her self-aggrandizing FB posts though. She pays dearly for me being her 1497th friend.

I'm totally worth it though.


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dogma wrote:
Monster Rain wrote:Considering all of my "friends" on facebook are friends irl, they'd know that I was up to no good in asking them for money.


Yeah, everyone I know knows that I would totally spend an hour or two fabricating a story and history in order to foist a prank onto others that would get them to give me money, so I'm screwed as well.


See, I think we've got a lot in common.

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Monster Rain wrote:
dogma wrote:
KingCracker wrote:
Hmm that might work if I had 2000 friends. I have about 20 on my account so Id need to ask for ALOT more then $5


She's a total social climber who I probably wouldn't acknowledge if I hadn't known her since age 5. She goes out of her way to friend everyone she meets. If I recall correctly she has 3800 or so friends.


Yeah, I've got one of those as well.

I troll the gak out of her self-aggrandizing FB posts though. She pays dearly for me being her 1497th friend.

I'm totally worth it though.


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dogma wrote:
Monster Rain wrote:Considering all of my "friends" on facebook are friends irl, they'd know that I was up to no good in asking them for money.


Yeah, everyone I know knows that I would totally spend an hour or two fabricating a story and history in order to foist a prank onto others that would get them to give me money, so I'm screwed as well.


See, I think we've got a lot in common.


Hey, why not set up: "Monster Rain's Fund for Deprived Students"? Doesn't mean the money couldn't go towards a Thunderhawk.

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She goes out of her way to friend everyone she meets. If I recall correctly she has 3800 or so friends.


It's nice to be sociable, but it must be a bugger writing all those Christmas cards!

 
   
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Sheffield, England

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Spitsbergen

Alas, it seems that we both chose option two:

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Palma de Mallorca, Spain

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I AM HERE!!!

jokes apart, how she did it? i can assure you, i would love to had been the one who gave her the scriptures. just for laughs...

anyway, you cannot be serious when we are talking about Galicia... is the fething doorway for Colombia narcos...


anyway, that's the first thing i read about!!!

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Bowsers Castle

Mannahnin wrote:I met a man once who insisted that you could buy a state; or anything owned by the government, for that matter, by mailing them a check for any amount you wanted and naming the thing you wanted in the "For:" field. That if they cashed the check that indicated acceptance of a legal sales agreement.

So, for example, I write a check to the State of NH for $1 and write "the state house" in the memo field, if that check clears I now own the seat of state government and can start charging rent. Or stripping the gold off the dome, for that matter.


That would be hilarious to see on the news I wonder if i can do the same thing in Canada....... hmmmm the Queen will not own that damn castle that she never uses and that us tax payers have to spend a fortune on to upkeep for very long

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