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2010/12/01 13:14:48
Subject: Zombies are taking over the world and you have to fight against them...
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Proud Phantom Titan
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Melissia wrote:I must use my desktop computer to battle zombies?
Uh.
Okay.
*goes onto gun site and orders a gun*
same ... also i have my tools so ...  Bear > Zombie
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2010/12/01 13:17:05
Subject: Zombies are taking over the world and you have to fight against them...
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Ragin' Ork Dreadnought
Monarchy of TBD
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Of the various items to my left, the most lethal is an American flag on a thin dowel rod pole, about 3 feet long. If I'm luck, I might get one. Otherwise one happy zombie wil be showing his pride in America while he devours me. I'll try to remember to sing 'God bless the USA' while I'm dragged down. It ought to be a very poignant scene.
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Klawz-Ramming is a subset of citrus fruit?
Gwar- "And everyone wants a bigger Spleen!"
Mercurial wrote:
I admire your aplomb and instate you as Baron of the Seas and Lord Marshall of Privateers.
Orkeosaurus wrote:Star Trek also said we'd have X-Wings by now. We all see how that prediction turned out.
Orkeosaurus, on homophobia, the nature of homosexuality, and the greatness of George Takei.
English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleyways and mugs them for loose grammar.
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2010/12/01 13:21:51
Subject: Zombies are taking over the world and you have to fight against them...
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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I have a blackberry, a bunch of pr3esentations and paper. Oh wait i have some hand sanitizer and a little sign that says "Gone crazy, back soon" Plu I have a foot tall bronze statue of a deep see diver, care of a client of mine. That should take out a bunch.
Also my hone is to my left, and I can a bunch of associates to sacrifice themselves while I make my getaway to the Weiner Legion secret lair.
Oh wait, I forogt I'm a lawyer and thus a blood sucking vampire with no heart. Its the Zombies who will be doing MY bidding buahahahaha!
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2010/12/01 13:27:27
Subject: Zombies are taking over the world and you have to fight against them...
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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Gitzbitah: "Gooood bless AmericaaaAAAAARRGH!"
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/12/01 13:27:41
The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
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2010/12/01 13:31:09
Subject: Zombies are taking over the world and you have to fight against them...
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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I currently have three objects all equal distance from me to my left! which shall i choose to slay the undead?
choice 1: an empty cardboard coffee cup containing just a littl froth
choice 2: a plastic container of Isowipes bactericidal wipes
choice 3: a casino coin cup full of pens!
I don't think i'm living long am i? :-(
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 Flesh Eaters 4,500 points
" I will constantly have those in my head telling me how lazy and ugly and whorish I am. You sir, are a true friend " - KingCracker
"Nah, I'm just way too lazy to stand up so I keep sitting and paint" - Sigur
"I think the NMM technique with metals is just MNMM. Same sound I make while eating a good pizza" - Whalemusic360 |
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2010/12/01 13:51:51
Subject: Zombies are taking over the world and you have to fight against them...
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Blood-Raging Khorne Berserker
I don't even KNOW anymore.
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I have a choice:
My hoodie, or my small orange tabby kitten who is currently sitting on it.
The zombies stand not a chance.
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2010/12/01 14:02:47
Subject: Zombies are taking over the world and you have to fight against them...
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Raging Ravener
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A pile of cardboard boxes. And a tape gun. Unless I can convince the zombie to stand very still while I tape it up, I'm not coming out of this one intact...
Of course, right now, the zombies first have to find a way of breaking through the doors of an aircraft hangar, over a few inches of snow, so maybe I'll have enough time to tape the boxes into rudimentary armour. After that, most maintenance tools could make a hell of a mess of a zombie.
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2010/12/01 14:34:56
Subject: Zombies are taking over the world and you have to fight against them...
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Proud Phantom Titan
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GMR wrote:A pile of cardboard boxes. And a tape gun. Unless I can convince the zombie to stand very still while I tape it up, I'm not coming out of this one intact...
Of course, right now, the zombies first have to find a way of breaking through the doors of an aircraft hangar, over a few inches of snow, so maybe I'll have enough time to tape the boxes into rudimentary armour. After that, most maintenance tools could make a hell of a mess of a zombie.
you might be ok
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2010/12/01 14:46:39
Subject: Zombies are taking over the world and you have to fight against them...
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Tri wrote:GMR wrote:A pile of cardboard boxes. And a tape gun. Unless I can convince the zombie to stand very still while I tape it up, I'm not coming out of this one intact...
Of course, right now, the zombies first have to find a way of breaking through the doors of an aircraft hangar, over a few inches of snow, so maybe I'll have enough time to tape the boxes into rudimentary armour. After that, most maintenance tools could make a hell of a mess of a zombie.
you might be ok
Don't forget your helmet! bare heads are Zombie Heads!
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2010/12/01 17:29:44
Subject: Zombies are taking over the world and you have to fight against them...
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Raging Ravener
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Frazzled wrote:Tri wrote:GMR wrote:A pile of cardboard boxes. And a tape gun. Unless I can convince the zombie to stand very still while I tape it up, I'm not coming out of this one intact...
Of course, right now, the zombies first have to find a way of breaking through the doors of an aircraft hangar, over a few inches of snow, so maybe I'll have enough time to tape the boxes into rudimentary armour. After that, most maintenance tools could make a hell of a mess of a zombie.
you might be ok
Don't forget your helmet! bare heads are Zombie Heads!
Cardboard power armour! Zombies don't stand a chance...
And the helmet's a definite, I've never understood the predilection in Zombie movies for all the characters to run around in T-shirts, basically inviting the walking dead to chew their arms off, at least wear a coat dammit!
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2010/12/01 17:49:02
Subject: Zombies are taking over the world and you have to fight against them...
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Ragin' Ork Dreadnought
Monarchy of TBD
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To see a similar idea in practice, check out Community's halloween episode from this year. Troy battles zombies in his PVC and duct tape load lifter from Aliens.
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Klawz-Ramming is a subset of citrus fruit?
Gwar- "And everyone wants a bigger Spleen!"
Mercurial wrote:
I admire your aplomb and instate you as Baron of the Seas and Lord Marshall of Privateers.
Orkeosaurus wrote:Star Trek also said we'd have X-Wings by now. We all see how that prediction turned out.
Orkeosaurus, on homophobia, the nature of homosexuality, and the greatness of George Takei.
English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleyways and mugs them for loose grammar.
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