Zombies are taking over the world and you have to fight against them...

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**sluggaslugga**

You must use the thing on your left to fight the zombie horde!

Mine is a wardrobe

**Mr. Burning**

I have A Zombie AIEEEEARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

Seriously, I have a dining room chair...the end result is that zombies would still eat me.

**KingCracker**

aww CRAP! My Christmas tree is on my left. We dont even have GLASS ornaments on it because my daughter thinks its funny to shatter such things. Well gents, Im totally screwed.Just promise to shoot the ones with epic beards in the head. Eventually youll be doing me a favor

**assultmarine**

my little sister? the zombies are screwed....

**Catyrpelius**

I will smite my Zombie foe with a Cubicle Wall!!!

**Albatross**

A dead hooker's skinless body? Well, I suppose it might distract the zombies long enough for me to get away...

**Medium of Death**

Albatross wrote:A dead hooker's skinless body?

oh god, tea everywhere.

Lukewarm cup of tea. *sigh* dammit...

**Albatross**

What can I say? I guess I'm just the dark heart of the OT Forum...

**kronk**

A swingline stapler.

**blood reaper**

Using my computer screen I beat the the zombie brainless

**Ma55ter_fett**

A bath robe... if the sight of me in it gives living people aneurisms then it should do something to the undead as well.

**FITZZ**

* Sigh* had the OP said " Use whatever is to your right"..I'd have a closet full of guns at my disposal,but to the left all I have is a bed full of fluffy pillows,seems I'm fethed.

What I wouldn't do for a dead skinless hooker about now.

**SilverMK2**

Ah... my 360.

Considering I kill plenty of zombies with it already, I think I will be fine.

Good job it was not whatever was to my right - don't think my wife would enjoy being used to batter zombies

**Chowderhead**

I have a rolodex. I could get all their numbers and never call them back. That would hurt there feelings, right?

**Battle Brother Lucifer**

Xacto knife
Oh baby

**snurl**

I wonder how many zombies I can lure into my fireplace.

**fire4effekt**

I gotta fight zombies with a papa john's pizza and apple pie?

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On a side note:

Ever seen people run through the tires in football practice or obstacle courses?
What would zombies do when faced with such a situation?(say you covered the area around your home in loose tires)

**KingCracker**

fire4effekt wrote:I gotta fight zombies with a papa john's pizza and apple pie?

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On a side note:

Ever seen people run through the tires in football practice or obstacle courses?
What would zombies do when faced with such a situation?(say you covered the area around your home in loose tires)

Those are the rules in this horrible parallel universe

At least my xmas tree has some wires and a pipe, Id take a few down anyways.....you my friend are just screwed. Enjoy the pizza and pie before you go

**Peter Wiggin**

I have to fight them with my weed, some matches, and a half filled glass of tea?

God, these zombies are so screwed.

**Lord of battles**

I have a large buckler made of wood and metal....SCORE!

**juraigamer**

I saw this same exact thing on lol bot.

**KingCracker**

juraigamer wrote:I saw this same exact thing on lol bot.

Thats it, call the lawyers!

**Ghiest1**

Heh, I win my reenactment kit is to my left, so a lot of blades, and 3/4 suit of 16 gauge plate.

**aliasrm13**

Lucky for me mine just happens to be a CO2 powered 22. Rifle and my pet cat, hmmmmmm distract them with the rifle, set the cat on them perhaps??

**Scarper**

A punching bag.

Hmmm... Maybe if I train really really hard on it, I can punch some zombies to death?

**KingCracker**

Scarper wrote:A punching bag.

Hmmm... Maybe if I train really really hard on it, I can punch some zombies to death?

Erm..........Jason Vorhees did it in Jason goes to Manhattan so maybe?

**Frazzled**

fire4effekt wrote:I gotta fight zombies with a papa john's pizza and apple pie?

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On a side note:

Ever seen people run through the tires in football practice or obstacle courses?
What would zombies do when faced with such a situation?(say you covered the area around your home in loose tires)

Son you just invented the first foolproof Zombie Fence!

**Melissia**

I must use my desktop computer to battle zombies?

Uh.

Okay.

*goes onto gun site and orders a gun*

**Hyenajoe**

A pen...well, if I'm quick enough I can always try to reach the brains through the eye socket...

**KingCracker**

Frazzled wrote:
fire4effekt wrote:I gotta fight zombies with a papa john's pizza and apple pie?

Automatically Appended Next Post:
On a side note:

Ever seen people run through the tires in football practice or obstacle courses?
What would zombies do when faced with such a situation?(say you covered the area around your home in loose tires)

Son you just invented the first foolproof Zombie Fence!

Holy gak thats right! That would work awesomely on those shufflers