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Darken Rahl in Wizards First rule.

its hard to explain without massive spoilers, but the short version is that true love beats magical devotion.

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battle Brother Lucifer wrote:
Still, he could have gone down in a much more epic way.


He does in the book... kinda.

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The Land of the Rising Sun

yeah, that´s my main beef with t2T, Jackson managed to take all that was cool from that scene and throw it to the crapper. And in exchange gave us a stupid ghost D-Day.

M.

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dogma wrote:
Frazzled wrote:
but he wasn't. He was an intermediary.


He was Le Chiffre's contact, and a member of a large terrorist organization (Quantum). For all intents and purposes he was Le Chiffre's employer. I mean, it wasn't as though Le Chiffre could have had him killed, or have chosen to walk away from the deal.

Even if you don't want to call White an employer, he was still in a position that afforded him with similar authority over Le Chiffre, who was a glorified accountant.

Chiffre was an independent contractor-no unemployment for him!

Regardless its still a massive jump the shark moment.

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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I still don't understand why you think that.

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Ok heres one.... The Last Dragon. In the final battle, Leroy, played by Taimak, faces off with Sho'nuff, played by Julius Carry. Sho'Nuff is kicking the snot out of Leroy, until....... the girl (Vanity)is knocked down..... then he gets his "glow" on and wins the fight.

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helgrenze wrote:Ok heres one.... The Last Dragon. In the final battle, Leroy, played by Taimak, faces off with Sho'nuff, played by Julius Carry. Sho'Nuff is kicking the snot out of Leroy, until....... the girl (Vanity)is knocked down..... then he gets his "glow" on and wins the fight.


Thats because Him and Mr. Nuff got mugged!


But honestly, I'm surprised anyone would take any part of that movie seriously. XD

Damn, that makes me remember a time when Paraodies were actually funny

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I remember this one movie where all the good guys were trying to destroy the enemy ship but were getting their asses kicked. Then one started listening to voices and boom! There goes the ship! Hurray!

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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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Frazzled wrote:I remember this one movie where all the good guys were trying to destroy the enemy ship but were getting their asses kicked. Then one started listening to voices and boom! There goes the ship! Hurray!


my understanding of that was luke used the force to guide the torpedo in, as the computers on Yavin couldn't manage the turn
   
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Hey look!

The plotstick that would have saved me from 11 hours of crappy movies!

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FM Ninja 048 wrote:
Frazzled wrote:I remember this one movie where all the good guys were trying to destroy the enemy ship but were getting their asses kicked. Then one started listening to voices and boom! There goes the ship! Hurray!


my understanding of that was luke used the force to guide the torpedo in, as the computers on Yavin couldn't manage the turn


You silly, he was talking about Independence Day.

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...urrrr... I dunno

chowderhead13 wrote:

Hey look!

The plotstick that would have saved me from 11 hours of crappy movies!


Yeah, that damn hippogriff should have mauled harry to death, then I'd have been saved from those films.
Ohwait.

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The entire convoluted plot in the Goblet of Fire where the evil dude made the heavily protected and enchanted cup into a portkey and then cleverly and painstakingly engineered it so that Harry won the challenge, against all odds, when he could have just changed like...a penny into a portkey with much less effort, and just HANDED IT TO HIM.

   
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If he handed it to him, he'd have teleported there too as to hand someone something, you have to have it in your hand

   
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Drk_Oblitr8r wrote:If he handed it to him, he'd have teleported there too as to hand someone something, you have to have it in your hand


he could of given it to him as a birthday / christmas present
   
 
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