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Relic Blade. Giant power claymore? Don't mind if I do. Take THAT Renaissance Fairs!

Bromsy wrote:Vortex Grenade. For when I have a bad day, and want to spread it around.

Don't warp grenades usually go horribly wrong?

Lightning Claws!

I get implants to make me strong enough to weild these right? Actually, can you just throw in the power armour too - that should sort me

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On secon thought make it a Blissgiver, it may kill me too but can you imagine the fun of randomly prodding someone very, very gently in the street!

To those who said vortex grenade...it will drift back on you.

A C'Tan blade is called a warscythe. And who on earth has an invul save? lol. Anyone with a pistol would shoot you before you could get close enough to use it.

Why are people picking missile launchers? Hard to carry! In that case I'll take a Stompa Dakka gun or Giga gun.

If you take anything bigger than a boltgun you prolly couldnt lift it.

Hotshot lasgun, styled like the Kasrkin and 50 extra ammo packs plus a departmento ministorium (or whatever it's called) approved charger.

I'm all set for anything I never have to clean it and it never runs out of ammo of course it would come with kasrkin armour too, obviously

Shenra wrote:To those who said vortex grenade...it will drift back on you.

A C'Tan blade is called a warscythe. And who on earth has an invul save? lol. Anyone with a pistol would shoot you before you could get close enough to use it.

Why are people picking missile launchers? Hard to carry! In that case I'll take a Stompa Dakka gun or Giga gun.

If you take anything bigger than a boltgun you prolly couldnt lift it.

As I explained i was thinking of practical applications.

My Garden has an invunerable save. Went through 7 clippers last year!

A warscythe is always a C'Tan blade but a C'Tan blade isn't always a warscythe . I'd like it in pocket knife form please

A version of the spear of twilight that didn't try to kill me.

Failing that, a regular singing spear will do. I like spears....a lot.

Ail-Shan wrote:A version of the spear of twilight that didn't try to kill me.

Failing that, a regular singing spear will do. I like spears....a lot.

Don't fumble it on its return though, that could get messy.

Shenra wrote:A C'Tan blade is called a warscythe.

actually no. those are different weapons

i want chain walrus with auxiliary death strike launchers

Any Exterminatus Weapon on a warship ;D

Failing that, Incinerator. Because torching things are fun, and nothing does it more thoroughly than an incinerator.

Storm Bolter deffinately

Depends.

Realistically, even a Bolter is too big for non-power armoured dudes to carry.

So prob a Laspistol.

Or maybe Power Sword.

hmm i'd have to go with a reaver bladevane if by some miracle I figured out how to drive a reaver with dying in the process

Any.

I will happily use any weapon as long as it doesn't sound as though Mattel made it.

Does a warlord titan count as a weapon? if not then a long-las sniper rifle with a charger. "POP", bye-bye head!

MechaEmperor7000 wrote:Any Exterminatus Weapon on a warship ;D

Failing that, Incinerator. Because torching things are fun, and nothing does it more thoroughly than an incinerator.

Flamestorm Incinerator Cannon?

Power armour, as its a weapon in itself. Being able to crush the average man with you bear hands, with round that would shred modern tanks pattering off you like rain. I would like that. I would like that a lot.

Shenra wrote:Why are people picking missile launchers? Hard to carry! In that case I'll take a Stompa Dakka gun or Giga gun.

Most people are taking missile launcher to attatch to a car/put on wheels/behind house ect.
I took my DEATHSTRIKE MISSILE LAUNCHER to put in my yard.
something lik a nuke, who wouldn't say yes!


M.K

Shruiken shreiker cannon. Light, long range, and turns people inside out with gory exotic viruses. Sweet.

Or a starcannon. Sun in a gun.

Please no posts about my not being able to psychically activate eldar weaponry, I'm actually 1/16th space elf.

Exitus Rifle. I would just shoot you while you're still 5 miles away.

C'tan Phase Knife + camo

Shokk Attack Gun. Because when you shoot midgets via an intergalactic hell, it's going to be fun on a bun.

Hellglaive and hellion skyboard

Tau Crisis Commander Battle Suit armed with the Dawn Blade, a Plasma Rifle, a HW Drone Controller, a Targeting Array, Iridium Armor, and 2 Shield Drones.

Would have to be whatever makes a warpspider able to jump small distances, think of the ease with which you could cross roads!

However, as you asked for weapons it would have to be some kind of digital weapon. Easy to carry at all times and i assume no one would be able to find it as it would just look like a ring. Someone tries to mug you? Melt their face!

Eviscerator. How can no one else want a chainblade bigger then yourself?

Would have to be whatever makes a warpspider able to jump small distances, think of the ease with which you could cross roads

Mind you that, in order to jump those small distances, the warp spider has to travel through the warp. Not sure if you're keen on that.

Driven strictly by curiousity, i'd love to see a shuriken catapult fire.

And to totally sound like someone who doesn't know the rules/names, is it called a solitares kiss?

Harlequin's kiss. That'd be an interesting weapon, though no real way to reload it and I doubt it has that much "ammo" in it since it just uncoils wire. That'd be a mean weapon to use on someone though.

Stab: And you sir are now soup.

Pylon !

Talk about an awesome swivel and tilt turret