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George Carlin is a Legend, completely agree there

Other problem is, we mainly get the standard vulgarity USA comedians on TV here, and after you heard 3 jokes, you'v heard them all, they seem to have a repeat function programmed into them.
   
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Mannahnin wrote:
Monster Rain wrote:I'd also like to point out that I'd rather watch a 24-Hour marathon of Sarah Palin's Alaska than one segment of Jersey Shore.


Whereas I would rather watch Snooki & co's idiocy for 24hrs than see more than a minute of Sarah Palin's Alaska.

Other than that, however, I agree with you.


Whereas I would choose to watch neither, I honestly dislike " Reality TV" ( Gordan Ramsey being the exception).
I realize the programs are easier and more cost effective to produce,but my god...on any given day,at any given hour..there are dozens of these ridiculous things being aired.
Has society honestly become that voyeuristic?


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What, you don't like sex in a hot tub?

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Monster Rain wrote:

I mean, I'd have to have a gun to my head to watch either of those shows, but I think Bristol Palin puts Alaska ahead by a nose because I know she's "a goer."


Yeah dude, she puts out, and we know she goes all the way (+9 months).

BUUUT...... thats the same thing with the girls on Jersey Shore... granted, you wouldn't want to hit that, unless you wanted to die a slow painful death as your body betrays you and STDs run rampant.

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FITZZ wrote: Whereas I would choose to watch neither, I honestly dislike " Reality TV" ( Gordan Ramsey being the exception).


Well, I'm pretty sure that goes without saying. Gordon Ramsey is the man.

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FITZZ wrote:
Mannahnin wrote:
Monster Rain wrote:I'd also like to point out that I'd rather watch a 24-Hour marathon of Sarah Palin's Alaska than one segment of Jersey Shore.


Whereas I would rather watch Snooki & co's idiocy for 24hrs than see more than a minute of Sarah Palin's Alaska.

Other than that, however, I agree with you.


Whereas I would choose to watch neither, I honestly dislike " Reality TV" ( Gordan Ramsey being the exception).
I realize the programs are easier and more cost effective to produce,but my god...on any given day,at any given hour..there are dozens of these ridiculous things being aired.
Has society honestly become that voyeuristic?


On behalf of my country I'd like to apolagize for the hell spawn that is reality TV we unleashed by creating Big Brother...
   
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chaos0xomega wrote:
Monster Rain wrote:

I mean, I'd have to have a gun to my head to watch either of those shows, but I think Bristol Palin puts Alaska ahead by a nose because I know she's "a goer."


Yeah dude, she puts out, and we know she goes all the way (+9 months).

BUUUT...... thats the same thing with the girls on Jersey Shore... granted, you wouldn't want to hit that, unless you wanted to die a slow painful death as your body betrays you and STDs run rampant.


Yeah, I see what you're saying, but Bristol is actually attractive whereas those orange-skinned harpies on Jersey Shore just make me want to punch puppies.

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Soladrin wrote:George Carlin is a Legend, completely agree there

Other problem is, we mainly get the standard vulgarity USA comedians on TV here, and after you heard 3 jokes, you'v heard them all, they seem to have a repeat function programmed into them.


On this note, you said you enjoy Steve Hughes, but do you dismiss Jim Jeffries as a "standard vulgarity" comedian?

It's difficult to make any accurate generalizations about Americans, given that there are ~300MM of us, and there's a lot of variety inherent to a group of human beings that large.

Incidentally- One thing I hadn't realized until after this thread is that Steve Hughes and Jim Jeffries were roommates and were both there for the robbery incident. Crazy!


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Mannahnin wrote:What, you don't like sex in a hot tub?


I love sex in hot tubs...but I'd rather A) be doing it...or B) watching it via a porn so as to cut out the bevy of woman screaming and yelling about some trivial nonsense.


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Monster Rain wrote:
FITZZ wrote: Whereas I would choose to watch neither, I honestly dislike " Reality TV" ( Gordan Ramsey being the exception).


Well, I'm pretty sure that goes without saying. Gordon Ramsey is the man.


Agreed. Though I like his show "The F word" best.

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Mannahnin wrote:
Soladrin wrote:George Carlin is a Legend, completely agree there

Other problem is, we mainly get the standard vulgarity USA comedians on TV here, and after you heard 3 jokes, you'v heard them all, they seem to have a repeat function programmed into them.


On this note, you said you enjoy Steve Hughes, but do you dismiss Jim Jeffries as a "standard vulgarity" comedian?

It's difficult to make any accurate generalizations about Americans, given that there are ~300MM of us, and there's a lot of variety inherent to a group of human beings that large.

Incidentally- One thing I hadn't realized until after this thread is that Steve Hughes and Jim Jeffries were roommates and were both there for the robbery incident. Crazy!



Hah, lucky coincidence, Jim Jeffries was on TV last night, watched the full show, and it was a lot better then I remembered So yeah, guess I stand corrected there.
   
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Patrice Oneal and his take on comedy. This is pretty much why I love him.

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Soladrin wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
Mannahnin wrote:
Monster Rain wrote:I'd also like to point out that I'd rather watch a 24-Hour marathon of Sarah Palin's Alaska than one segment of Jersey Shore.


Whereas I would rather watch Snooki & co's idiocy for 24hrs than see more than a minute of Sarah Palin's Alaska.

Other than that, however, I agree with you.


Whereas I would choose to watch neither, I honestly dislike " Reality TV" ( Gordan Ramsey being the exception).
I realize the programs are easier and more cost effective to produce,but my god...on any given day,at any given hour..there are dozens of these ridiculous things being aired.
Has society honestly become that voyeuristic?


On behalf of my country I'd like to apolagize for the hell spawn that is reality TV we unleashed by creating Big Brother...


Was Big Brother on air before The Real World?...I always thought Real World was the show that "opened the Gates".

As a side note...I really enjoyed the treatment Big Brother received in Dead Set.


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Mannahnin wrote:
Monster Rain wrote:
FITZZ wrote: Whereas I would choose to watch neither, I honestly dislike " Reality TV" ( Gordan Ramsey being the exception).


Well, I'm pretty sure that goes without saying. Gordon Ramsey is the man.


Agreed. Though I like his show "The F word" best.


Yeah...I could watch Gordan Ramsey beating on children with a loaf of french bread and completely enjoy the experience..

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Monster Rain wrote:


Patrice Oneal and his take on comedy. This is pretty much why I love him.


Completely agree with him Good one.

And what a raging feminist.
   
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Monster Rain wrote:
I'd also like to point out that I'd rather watch a 24-Hour marathon of Sarah Palin's Alaska than one segment of Jersey Shore.



Yeeeaaaah, same actually.

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If you don't like tosh. You'll Like Danny Bhoy. A Scottish Comedian. He is better and is funnier.
G4 is funny and good compared to tosh.0

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Actually saw Danny Bhoy last week, good comedian, but when it comes to Scottish comedians... No one holds a stick to Billy Connolly
   
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Soladrin wrote:Actually saw Danny Bhoy last week, good comedian, but when it comes to Scottish comedians... No one holds a stick to Billy Connolly

Billy Connolly inspired him XD

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Soladrin wrote:Ok... some new show just aired on comedy central here, called Tosh.O or some bullcrap name.

It's america's funniest home videos, but the videos are just ripped from the internet, and everyone who knows youtube has already seen them.

They even give them voice overs, background laughter(always hate that) and last but not least, the god aweful guy who does the show.

Who the hell watches this gak?


No. Tosh.O is not new. And it's hardly the worst thing on TV. Just wait until some idiot decides to air Jersey Shore over in Europe.

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metallifan wrote:Just wait until some idiot decides to air Jersey Shore over in Europe.

That will be a dark day for humanity.
And I agree...

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Asherian Command wrote:
metallifan wrote:Just wait until some idiot decides to air Jersey Shore over in Europe.

That will be a dark day for humanity.
And I agree...


I don't know...it all depends on the context in which it's presented.





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Billy Connolly is also a legend. I remember seeing one of his specials when I was a teenager- the whole masturbation/tarantula bit absolutely broke me.

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Monster Rain wrote:
chaos0xomega wrote:
Monster Rain wrote:

I mean, I'd have to have a gun to my head to watch either of those shows, but I think Bristol Palin puts Alaska ahead by a nose because I know she's "a goer."


Yeah dude, she puts out, and we know she goes all the way (+9 months).

BUUUT...... thats the same thing with the girls on Jersey Shore... granted, you wouldn't want to hit that, unless you wanted to die a slow painful death as your body betrays you and STDs run rampant.


Yeah, I see what you're saying, but Bristol is actually attractive whereas those orange-skinned harpies on Jersey Shore just make me want to punch puppies.


Agreed, although Bristol can't dance, which is something that translates to performance in the sack... although she has a nice rack... and lets not kid ourselves, she's a MILF!

And Danny Bhoy is HILARIOUS

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Balderdash.

I can't dance very well and I am a sexual tyrannosaurus.

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metallifan wrote:
Soladrin wrote:Ok... some new show just aired on comedy central here, called Tosh.O or some bullcrap name.

It's america's funniest home videos, but the videos are just ripped from the internet, and everyone who knows youtube has already seen them.

They even give them voice overs, background laughter(always hate that) and last but not least, the god aweful guy who does the show.

Who the hell watches this gak?


No. Tosh.O is not new. And it's hardly the worst thing on TV. Just wait until some idiot decides to air Jersey Shore over in Europe.


Tosh.O is new here, and jersey shore is already on MTV, but I've actually blocked that entire channel cause I don't want my house to get defiled.
   
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The first time I went to Europe MTV over there was one of my favorite things to watch! It actually had videos on! And kickass stuff like "top 5 Bjork videos of all time".

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Long gone days I'm afraid :(

I don't think they even have any music on anymore.
   
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Friends. Friends murdered comedy, and continues to desecrate it's corpse with non-stop re-runs.

It was the same bloody joke for 10 series....and it wasn't even funny to begin with. And worst of all, it gave Jennifer Aniston a career!
   
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Yes! God, I hated friends.

I thought I was alone until today. Thank you for that, MM.

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Monster Rain wrote:Yes! God, I hated friends.

I thought I was alone until today. Thank you for that, MM.


No Monster..your not alone,an Ex of mine watched Friends religiously and I honestly felt like setting the house on fire every time I heard that goofy theme music.


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