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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/14 23:14:21
Subject: You better be ready!
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Stone Bonkers Fabricator General
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Asherian Command wrote:KamikazeCanuck wrote:Asherian Command wrote:KamikazeCanuck wrote:Satan's just a cast down angel. he doesn't have any superpowers.
No satan is just a kid having a Temper Tantrum, because a new baby was brought in and he felt all ignored and called humanity and jesus a mistake and flawed.
And also that women has clearly lost her mind.
Right, but in this scenerio who's having the tantrum? The guy expressing his opinion or the guy who condems him to eternal suffering for all eternity?
Hey he got jealous of humanity and jesus! And started saying he wants to have more power, and that he feels like daddy was ignoring him. Satan is an idiot.
Well I hope you never get Jealous of anything or make a mistake. Eternal Damnation is a long time.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/14 23:16:37
Subject: You better be ready!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
University of St. Andrews
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'Got jealous and thought daddy was ignoring him,' Hmmm...sound like anyone else we know? :cough: Horus :cough:
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"If everything on Earth were rational, nothing would ever happen."
~Fyodor Dostoevsky
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
~Hanlon's Razor
707th Lubyan Aquila Banner Motor Rifle Regiment (6000 pts)
Battlefleet Tomania (2500 pts)
Visit my nation on Nation States!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/14 23:26:37
Subject: You better be ready!
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Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards
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Yep, she is stupid and nuts. Happy that so many people were killed and are facing a nuclear meltdown as a parting gift?
People like her make me want to leave this world and find a saner place.
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"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/15 00:00:15
Subject: You better be ready!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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ChrisWWII wrote:'Got jealous and thought daddy was ignoring him,' Hmmm...sound like anyone else we know? :cough: Horus :cough:
That's because Christianity is a direct rip-off of 40k fluff... In fact I imagine GW are already seeking out the almighty's postal address so they can send him a C&D.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/15 00:05:45
Subject: You better be ready!
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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MeanGreenStompa wrote:ChrisWWII wrote:'Got jealous and thought daddy was ignoring him,' Hmmm...sound like anyone else we know? :cough: Horus :cough:
That's because Christianity is a direct rip-off of 40k fluff... In fact I imagine GW are already seeking out the almighty's postal address so they can send him a C&D.
"What? GW has sent me a C&D? After all I have done for them? I gave Matt his material! This means war, GW!"
Next on American Greed, God Vs. Games Workshop.
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/15 00:45:39
Subject: You better be ready!
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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Gah and this is why I tend not to like Religion because it turns you into a nutter.
Godbless for killing hundreds of people and nuclear incineration !
I want to visit her home town and just knock on her door, and pow right in the kisser !
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/15 01:23:48
Subject: You better be ready!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
University of St. Andrews
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Well, anon has started publishing her adress and other information, so we can rest assured that something is going to happen to her.
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"If everything on Earth were rational, nothing would ever happen."
~Fyodor Dostoevsky
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
~Hanlon's Razor
707th Lubyan Aquila Banner Motor Rifle Regiment (6000 pts)
Battlefleet Tomania (2500 pts)
Visit my nation on Nation States!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/15 01:32:43
Subject: Re:You better be ready!
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Fixture of Dakka
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So, she (and her clan i asume) prayed for the earthquake?
OYG, my eyes are bleeding after watching that. think that means i'm goin' to hell too....
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"But i'm more than just a little curious, how you're planning to go about making your amends, to the dead?" -The Noose-APC
"Little angel go away
Come again some other day
The devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say" Weak and Powerless - APC
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/15 01:33:49
Subject: You better be ready!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
University of St. Andrews
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Well, remember, by their definitions, everyone who is not like them is going to Hell. THis means Hell will be the most awesome party ever, cause everyone will be there! Concert staring Elvis and the Beatles? Check. Drinks with Jack Daniels himself? Check. Hanging out to discuss literature with Tolkien? Check. Throttling Matt Ward? Check.
Hell is going to be AWESOME.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/03/15 01:36:39
"If everything on Earth were rational, nothing would ever happen."
~Fyodor Dostoevsky
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
~Hanlon's Razor
707th Lubyan Aquila Banner Motor Rifle Regiment (6000 pts)
Battlefleet Tomania (2500 pts)
Visit my nation on Nation States!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/15 01:40:05
Subject: You better be ready!
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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ChrisWWII wrote:Well, remember, by their definitions, everyone who is not like them is going to Hell. THis means Hell will be the most awesome party ever, cause everyone will be there! Concert staring Elvis and the Beatles? Check. Drinks with Jack Daniels himself? Check. Hanging out to discuss literature with Tolkien? Check. Throttling Matt Ward? Check.
Hell is going to be AWESOME.
I'll see ya there, buddy.
Gonna be chillin with Karl Marx and Freud, talking about beer.
Your welcome to pull up a chair.
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/15 04:20:52
Subject: Re:You better be ready!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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Having reviewed her videos, I conclude that she is parodying Christian/Right Wing Extremism.
Sean Hannity would think she was taking things a bit far, which makes me think she's trolling. And, if I might say so,
I watched a lot of wrestling as a kid. I know a work when I see one.
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/15 04:30:11
Subject: Re:You better be ready!
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Druid Warder
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the problem here is if its a parody then it loses that point by copying the target TOO well. Yes I have met people like this. I have met WORSE people than this. She's actually a good representation of a typical zealot. She's no Phelps, but this is the type of person you would see tagging along that crazy train.
a good parody is when you make the people you're parodying ask themselves "do i agree with this or is this a bit extreme even for me?" and not come up with a definite answer.
so if the aim is to make people angry: success
if she was aiming for parody: fail
its tasteless one way or another
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Hey, I just met you,
and this is crazy,
but I'm a demon,
possess you, maybe?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/15 04:37:04
Subject: Re:You better be ready!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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Bakerofish wrote:if she was aiming for parody: fail
The purpose of parody can be to simply mock the subject.
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/15 04:50:05
Subject: Re:You better be ready!
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Druid Warder
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@ monster
so how do you mock if youre copying note by note? how do you "ridicule" when the people youre ridiculing agree to what you're saying and can actually go further? who are you mocking if thats the case?
and i think the better term for what shes doing is satire rather than parody
but either way it fails.
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Hey, I just met you,
and this is crazy,
but I'm a demon,
possess you, maybe?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/15 04:54:58
Subject: You better be ready!
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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
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Ahtman wrote:I can't tell if that last sentence is just you being an ass or trying to bait people. Either way no one has said anything specifically anti-Christian and you are the first to broach the subject, and do so in a sarcastic, highly inflammatory way.
It's biccat. When I read his comment I realised that complaining about people attacking Christianity was perhaps the only cookie cutter conservative thing I hadn't seen from him.
We really need to start a biccat bingo game, where you mark off a square everytime you see him give a stereotypical conservative argument.
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“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”
Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/15 04:58:42
Subject: You better be ready!
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Noble of the Alter Kindred
United Kingdom
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I love God
as an atheist my eyes have been opened God is amazing.
sorry gotta go an pray for more disasters to befall Japan that country well known for atheism and god oh wow he answered my prayers anyways love to stay and chat but prayers to pray to god of joy and happiness.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/15 05:00:13
Subject: You better be ready!
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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
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Asherian Command wrote:No satan is just a kid having a Temper Tantrum, because a new baby was brought in and he felt all ignored and called humanity and jesus a mistake and flawed.
In the words of the truly wonderful Tom Waits;
"There ain't no devil, there's just God when he's drunk."
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“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”
Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/15 05:13:01
Subject: Re:You better be ready!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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Bakerofish wrote:@ monster
so how do you mock if youre copying note by note?
It depends on who your target audience is.
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/15 05:13:24
Subject: You better be ready!
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges
United States
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sebster wrote:
In the words of the truly wonderful Tom Waits;
"There ain't no devil, there's just God when he's drunk."
I thank you for that mental image of an old man, with a fluffy white beard in a sweat stained wife-beater, and unwashed boxers waking up in a trashed hotel room surrounded by dead hookers.
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/15 05:14:29
Subject: You better be ready!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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dogma wrote:I thank you for that mental image of an old man, with a fluffy white beard in a sweat stained wife-beater, and unwashed boxers waking up in a trashed hotel room surrounded by dead hookers.
I miss my grandpa too.
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/15 05:16:50
Subject: You better be ready!
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges
United States
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Monster Rain wrote:dogma wrote:I thank you for that mental image of an old man, with a fluffy white beard in a sweat stained wife-beater, and unwashed boxers waking up in a trashed hotel room surrounded by dead hookers.
I miss my grandpa too.
As the grandson of God, what sort of amazing powers do you possess?
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/15 05:19:21
Subject: You better be ready!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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dogma wrote:Monster Rain wrote:dogma wrote:I thank you for that mental image of an old man, with a fluffy white beard in a sweat stained wife-beater, and unwashed boxers waking up in a trashed hotel room surrounded by dead hookers.
I miss my grandpa too.
As the grandson of God, what sort of amazing powers do you possess?
Other than a supernatural propensity for victim blaming?
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/15 05:26:52
Subject: Re:You better be ready!
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Druid Warder
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Monster Rain wrote:Bakerofish wrote:@ monster
so how do you mock if youre copying note by note?
It depends on who your target audience is.
care to elaborate?
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Hey, I just met you,
and this is crazy,
but I'm a demon,
possess you, maybe?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/15 05:31:25
Subject: Re:You better be ready!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Actually I'm quite taken with the Word Bearer theology expressed in The First Heretic, that God exists and consequently demonstrates the irrelevance of theodicy. Not really on-board with the Word Bearer's official response, but I do like Argal Tal's point that such gods aren't worthy of worship.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/15 05:48:21
Subject: You better be ready!
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges
United States
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Monster Rain wrote:
Other than a supernatural propensity for victim blaming?
You damn kids with your daddy issues.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/15 10:44:26
Subject: You better be ready!
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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dogma wrote:sebster wrote:
In the words of the truly wonderful Tom Waits;
"There ain't no devil, there's just God when he's drunk."
I thank you for that mental image of an old man, with a fluffy white beard in a sweat stained wife-beater, and unwashed boxers waking up in a trashed hotel room surrounded by dead hookers.
I'm slightly worried that dogma may be turning into me...
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Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/15 11:05:53
Subject: Re:You better be ready!
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Lurking Gaunt
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Automatically Appended Next Post: Also, shenanigans are afoot as I clicked the video again this morning and it's been removed and copyrighted by an entity called "Laugh alone TV" who have either bought the videos from the girl or, more likely, set the whole thing up to start.
I have to go to work....someone on the interwebs needs to investigate!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/15 11:25:43
Subject: You better be ready!
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Warplord Titan Princeps of Tzeentch
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sebster wrote:It's biccat. When I read his comment I realised that complaining about people attacking Christianity was perhaps the only cookie cutter conservative thing I hadn't seen from him.
Yes, because no one in this thread has said "Religion ... turns you into a nutter."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/15 11:36:05
Subject: You better be ready!
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
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biccat wrote:sebster wrote:It's biccat. When I read his comment I realised that complaining about people attacking Christianity was perhaps the only cookie cutter conservative thing I hadn't seen from him.
Yes, because no one in this thread has said "Religion ... turns you into a nutter."
Of course that was well after you opened the door and only one post out of many. If attacking other belief systems really burns your britches, you may want to do some in house cleaning first.
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Amidst the mists and coldest frosts he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/15 11:54:37
Subject: You better be ready!
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Warplord Titan Princeps of Tzeentch
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Ahtman wrote:biccat wrote:sebster wrote:It's biccat. When I read his comment I realised that complaining about people attacking Christianity was perhaps the only cookie cutter conservative thing I hadn't seen from him.
Yes, because no one in this thread has said "Religion ... turns you into a nutter."
Of course that was well after you opened the door and only one post out of many. If attacking other belief systems really burns your britches, you may want to do some in house cleaning first.
I've got no problem with Atheists, Buddhists, Hindus, Christians, or really any other belief (including nonbelief) system. I don't think that it's appropriate to mock any of them for their beliefs (or lack thereof). I don't see where you get that idea.
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