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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'





None, killing any would throw the balance of the gods one way or another.

Or, dare I say it... The retconned Malal!!!

*Games Workshop Inquisition breaks down door*

"PLEASE NO!"

*Silence*

Thunderfrog wrote:
+1 Str for like 5 points? To autocannons or assault cannons? Hell yea. Then the Reinforced Aegis upgrade for free AND the ability to ignore stunned shaken.. pretty much for free..
Other Dreadnaughts should just go somewhere and be a toaster.

Mattieu~~~~ It's not that eldar are bad, it's that they require a lot of intergration between units. Also, that doesnt prove anything other than GW has a huge hard-on for marines, and, given the option between making a xeno the best psykers or making a marine the best psyker, they will 9 times out of 10 choose the marine.
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Tzeentchling9 wrote:Mephy can't be swept. He is still a marine so he has the, "And They Shall Never Get Removed From The Table After Losing Combat Like Everyone Else Because They Are The Poster Boys" special rule.


 
   
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I reckon the Squats revered Malal, and that it was an elaborate plan by GW to-REMOVED BY AUTHORITY OF THE INQUISITION. HAVE A NICE DAY-

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Include in the Tau Codex (supposedly) years later as an elaborate ploy to develop the... I... Can't seem to find the information in my data banks anymore... Strange...

But seriously, don't kill any god, you will only kill yourself more (is this even possible in 40k?).

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Thunderfrog wrote:
+1 Str for like 5 points? To autocannons or assault cannons? Hell yea. Then the Reinforced Aegis upgrade for free AND the ability to ignore stunned shaken.. pretty much for free..
Other Dreadnaughts should just go somewhere and be a toaster.

Mattieu~~~~ It's not that eldar are bad, it's that they require a lot of intergration between units. Also, that doesnt prove anything other than GW has a huge hard-on for marines, and, given the option between making a xeno the best psykers or making a marine the best psyker, they will 9 times out of 10 choose the marine.
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Tzeentchling9 wrote:Mephy can't be swept. He is still a marine so he has the, "And They Shall Never Get Removed From The Table After Losing Combat Like Everyone Else Because They Are The Poster Boys" special rule.


 
   
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Feasting on the souls of unworthy opponents

Gotta go with Slaanesh. Bitch needs to die.

   
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Slannesh, mainly because I'm an Eldar fan and she's the only thing holding them back from remaking their empire. Of course that means Ynnead gets screwed over and will never get created, but ah well.

I just hope the Eldar learned the lesson and decided not to create another one. Course who knows how fast the Dark Eldar will remake him/her.

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Nurgle, for three reasons: one, and mostly, because of the paradox -- death to the death god, the death god is dead, etc; two, I don't buy the fluff -- revelling in the pus, the decay, the malaise, please; three, he's gross.

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If the death god is dead... Is there no death?

Thunderfrog wrote:
+1 Str for like 5 points? To autocannons or assault cannons? Hell yea. Then the Reinforced Aegis upgrade for free AND the ability to ignore stunned shaken.. pretty much for free..
Other Dreadnaughts should just go somewhere and be a toaster.

Mattieu~~~~ It's not that eldar are bad, it's that they require a lot of intergration between units. Also, that doesnt prove anything other than GW has a huge hard-on for marines, and, given the option between making a xeno the best psykers or making a marine the best psyker, they will 9 times out of 10 choose the marine.
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Tzeentchling9 wrote:Mephy can't be swept. He is still a marine so he has the, "And They Shall Never Get Removed From The Table After Losing Combat Like Everyone Else Because They Are The Poster Boys" special rule.


 
   
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tzeentch: take out the brains & chaos is screwed

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Slaneesh
Tzentech
Nurgle

In that order, Slaneesh so I can claim the eldar collective asses to fight for me.
Tzeentech so that Chaos have no grand plan whatsoever
Nurlge: Nurgle is disgusting, hence he should DIE

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Malal, oh wait, already happened.

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Retrias wrote:Slaneesh so I can claim the eldar collective asses to fight for me.


I assume you mean just the Eldar and not the low-light variety.

I can see the DE being so seriously happy with your little Mon-Keigh butt that they would insist on rewarding you directly instead of fighting for you. Perhaps even going so far as dedicating all their best homunculi their most exquisite... attentions... forever.
   
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Nurgle, he smells bad.

And do you need any other reason to kill a person?


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"They are not your worst nightmare; they are your every nightmare."
"Let the galaxy burn!"

 
   
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asimo77 wrote:Nurgle, he smells bad.

And do you need any other reason to kill a person?



Man, with that mentality, you would be paintin the atreets crimson here in my home town of Berkeley CA.

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tzeentch, because he tries to plan and scheme and i hate it. Chaos is supposed to be... CHAOS! No control, absolute madness and he tries to control it and AAARH!!!! Its gay

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Slaneesh, so the Eldar can make dem physcic babies.

Not Tzeentch, cuz he just likes his kicks and giggles screwing around with the other gods.

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The Boob God.. I mean Slannesh because a chaos god who has boob daemons shouldn't exist.


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Grakmar wrote:Clearly the answer is Slaanesh. That way, I could stop wearing this annoying soulstone everywhere I go.
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Also gonna have to go with slaanesh. Set them eldar free to take back what belongs to them.

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Winnipeg, Canada

I would take out nurgle.
Khrone can be murdered with FRIENDSHIP.
The eldar will create a new slaneesh, even if it takes eons.
And tzeech just likes to plan, and manipulate things with no real cause or reason. He is like Doc from Back to the Future.

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Tzeench, hes the one running the show..

Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer; that means I solve problems.
Not problems like 'What is beauty?', because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
I solve practical problems.

 
   
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I'm at your window

khorne because i hate bloodletters their the most annoying thing in warhammer.

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The Crusader Of 42 wrote:I would take out nurgle.
Khrone can be murdered with FRIENDSHIP.
The eldar will create a new slaneesh, even if it takes eons.
And tzeech just likes to plan, and manipulate things with no real cause or reason. He is like Doc from Back to the Future.


Nurgle could be defeated with health plans....

So far
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750 point of
500 point


 
   
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black templar wrote:khorne because i hate bloodletters their the most annoying thing in warhammer.

how dare you insult Khorne..... Kharn is not pleased. in all seriousness kill Tzeentch, because without him/her/it chaos won't last long

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I would kill Nurgle mainly because I am mysophobic and entomophobic. Reading about how the Plague Ships fill with flies just makes my skin crawl.

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Lotta Slaanesh hate. So that's a "no" to sex, drugs, and rock and roll, then. Also, how bad would it get when the Dark Eldar stopped being wholly preoccupied by staving off The Thirst? To be sure, the "sticking tits (or worse) on everything" take on Slaanesh is off-putting.

Nurgle seems to come in second, and that's who I'd go with. FREE ISHA! Although the ones who want to take out Tzeentch are really using their noodle... which means the Architect of Fate already has his eye(s) on you.

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I'm at your window

Why kill nurgle he cares for his followers all the others justsend them to the slaghter kill khorne with out his strenght most of chaos will be destroyed.


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TyraelVladinhurst Death to the blood god!!!

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Commander Shepard: Well, I care deeply about the quarian people.
Tali'Zorah: It's good to be back on the Normandy.
Commander Shepard: Let me know if it's too quiet for you to sleep, and I'll find you someplace louder.
Tali'Zorah: Hmm.
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Slaanesh... for being sickoes.

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Definitely Nurgle.

Immortality ftw!
   
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I would have to say, i would kill all 4. But in the following list :

1.Nurgle
2.Tzeentch
3.Khorne
4.Slaanesh

Being a Fanatical imperial, aswell as a budding Night lord the chaos Gods are my foes on both fronts

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"By his Blood I am made.
By his Blood I am armored.
By his Blood shall I triumph."
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darkness there, and nothing more"
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This Inquisitor must have in his possession then, a device that has the capability to end all sentient life in the galaxy. You can't kill a Chaos god as long as there is still emotion. Also, even if you manage to "kill" one of them, things such as hedonism, war, and death will still be present.

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