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Victory!

im2randomghgh wrote:

purplefood wrote:

im2randomghgh wrote:I would be TexasHoldEmorFullHand, the God of Poker.

All my daemons would be like Gambit from X-men.


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P.S., Tau Mantas own Crassus armoured assault transports.

CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT
Manta
The CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT has 30 more capital letters and increased assaultyness.

TAU MANTA MISSILE DESTROYER/ORBITAL DROPSHIP/TITAN KILLER.

I win.

Using Creed, i outflank a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT filled with CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT that have Demolition Vet Squads in them.

I Win.

Anidem wrote:

im2randomghgh wrote:

purplefood wrote:

im2randomghgh wrote:I would be TexasHoldEmorFullHand, the God of Poker.

All my daemons would be like Gambit from X-men.


Automatically Appended Next Post:
P.S., Tau Mantas own Crassus armoured assault transports.

CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT
Manta
The CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT has 30 more capital letters and increased assaultyness.

TAU MANTA MISSILE DESTROYER/ORBITAL DROPSHIP/TITAN KILLER.

I win.

Using Creed, i outflank a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT filled with CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT that have Demolition Vet Squads in them.

I Win.

Vet squads can't attack airborne tagets. 188 FW disembark, and own the Vets. Or 50 XV8s, or 188 Stealth Suits, Or 10 railheads etc. etc.

Insanity. And I'd duke it out with The Outsider to see who is worthy of holding the title "Lord of Insanity"

King Pariah wrote:Insanity. And I'd duke it out with The Outsider to see who is worthy of holding the title "Lord of Insanity"

Vance melon-fething Stubbs

He is the most insane. He is obviously aware that you are not allowed to be that cool, but he does it anyways.

im2randomghgh wrote:...almost everyone here has basically ripped off a chaos god with their chaos god.

the 5 gods cover all the basic evil emotions.

Anyways, I would be Dsamator, god of destruction. All my daemons would be suicide units who self destruct with a LBT

Or

The god of illusions. My daemons would come in the hundreds...but only 1/4 of them would be real. oooooo.

We're not allowed to rip off a Chaos god when the current ones already essentially cover everything?

In that case, in the interest of semi-originality, I'm gonna change mine to:

Zenaphir (pronounced ZEN-a-fear) goddess of heart-warming cuteness!

My daemon princes would look like incredibly cute but slightly creepy, ten feet tall, anthropomorphic foxes! My lesser demons would be swarms of the cutest baby kittens that smother their enemies to death by crawling all over them. They'd make the bestest sad faces at anyone who hurts them. My greater demons would be Wraithlord-sized cats that shoot cuteness rays from their eyes that cause people to be overwhelmed with cuteness and hug each other to death! Those who succeed on their will saves will be picked up and hugged to death or have their heads nommed on while the daemon makes the cutest face ever.

My daemons will have no proper name, they will collectively be referred to as, "D'awwwwww!"s.

My symbol would be a knockoff of Hello Kitty! so that the 41st millennium will know fear when they see cuteness.

And Emperor help those who face one of my greatest avatars, for they will be represented on the board randomly, taking the form of a real cat that wanders around and knocks models and buildings over! Any model so knocked over will be removed from the game on a 6, as the cat-demon drags it back to the Warp to be cuddled forever. If the cat is deliberately placed on the table, then any models so affected will have a 1+ save against this effect.

My worshippers would collectively be known as, "OH GOD, WHY?"s.

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

im2randomghgh wrote:DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

no my friend

BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

im2randomghgh wrote:

Anidem wrote:

im2randomghgh wrote:

purplefood wrote:

im2randomghgh wrote:I would be TexasHoldEmorFullHand, the God of Poker.

All my daemons would be like Gambit from X-men.


Automatically Appended Next Post:
P.S., Tau Mantas own Crassus armoured assault transports.

CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT
Manta
The CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT has 30 more capital letters and increased assaultyness.

TAU MANTA MISSILE DESTROYER/ORBITAL DROPSHIP/TITAN KILLER.

I win.

Using Creed, i outflank a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT filled with CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT that have Demolition Vet Squads in them.

I Win.

Vet squads can't attack airborne tagets. 188 FW disembark, and own the Vets. Or 50 XV8s, or 188 Stealth Suits, Or 10 railheads etc. etc.

Manta costs over £1000
CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT costs £97 meaning you can get more of them.
I load the 10 CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTs with 150 Assault Terminators and laugh at your pathetic fire power before charging you and killing everything.

sure but manta sais you cant hit me you cant hit me and kills them all one by one

1 by 1?
I'm good with that.
Have fun spending 150 turns killing off the Terminators.

nah more like dozens by dozens, its got idk how many guns

150 2+ with a 3++ whilst inside 10 SP2 AV14 AV13 AV12 hull is kinda hard to kill 'by the dozens' when you only have 1 thing shooting.

At any rate he like his Manta which is nice, however i prefer my CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT which is far cheaper and even plausible to field in a battle.

railguns

Tyranic Marta wrote:railguns

I'm sure they are very nice.
I am not gonna take this any further.
This thread has gone off-topic enough his Random's hatred of the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT if you want to discuss the merits of spending £1000 on a Manta simply to defeat a £97 CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT i would be happy to do so in private messages.

nah im a lazy so and so i cant be bothered, it was fun tho thank you for an excellent discussion

You're welcome...
Despite the fact no one actually got anywhere.

meh it was fun

and you know whats funny?
i LOVE the CAAT and i HATE manta's

I don't mind the Manta...
But, my love for the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT is indeed great.

purplefood wrote:150 2+ with a 3++ whilst inside 10 SP2 AV14 AV13 AV12 hull is kinda hard to kill 'by the dozens' when you only have 1 thing shooting.

At any rate he like his Manta which is nice, however i prefer my CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT which is far cheaper and even plausible to field in a battle.

It has sixteen burst cannons, six ion cannons, two heavy railguns, missile pods and a LOT of seeker missiles.

And the 1,000 pounds also includes a good number of XV8s, FW, Vehicles ETC.