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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/25 15:13:15
Subject: Re:Space Marines calling orks "heretics"?
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Kroothawk wrote:Counterquestion: Would a Catholic call a cow or earth worm a heathen or heretic?
well, Goats and Chickens(particularly the males) were sometimes burned at the stake.
this always involved cases of Bestiality and there was a human involved too(also burned)
a Rooster would only be burned if a "Rooster's Egg" was discovered.
a Rooster's Egg occurs when a chicken(not a male) lays an egg with no yolk. these were mistakenly called Rooster Eggs.
Rooster Eggs were supposed to be incubated by a Toad and would hatch into a Cockatrice(1/2 dragon, 1/2 Cock)
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/25 15:29:09
Subject: Space Marines calling orks "heretics"?
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Last Remaining Whole C'Tan
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SlaveToDorkness wrote:Unless of course, they are Space Apes that make their weapons better...
It's not heresy when we do it!
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lord_blackfang wrote:Respect to the guy who subscribed just to post a massive ASCII dong in the chat and immediately get banned.
Flinty wrote:The benefit of slate is that its.actually a.rock with rock like properties. The downside is that it's a rock |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/25 15:32:38
Subject: Space Marines calling orks "heretics"?
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Rampaging Furioso Blood Angel Dreadnought
Potters Bar, UK
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Conservationist wrote:what am I saying? After flipping through both books, I can't seem to find orcs, so your friend either misquoted or made a fundamentally wrong statement about Orks.
Thats what i was thinking, there is no mention of Orcs in any of the 6 books, and Space Marines are only in one book IIRC.
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inmygravenimage wrote:Have courage, faith and beer, my friend - it will be done!
MeanGreenStompa wrote:Anonymity breeds aggression.
Chowderhead wrote:Just hit the "Triangle of Friendship", as I call it. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/25 18:06:47
Subject: Space Marines calling orks "heretics"?
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Seattle
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The Jokero are not sentient or intelligent... just genetically pre-disposed to be wondrous when tinkering with tech. Yes, they're a space-faring race, but appear to have no language, culture (above "wandering herd of apes") or arts.
They're another Old Ones-created race that exists to do one thing well, and is otherwise simply an animal.
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It is best to be a pessimist. You are usually right and, when you're wrong, you're pleasantly surprised. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/25 18:19:23
Subject: Re:Space Marines calling orks "heretics"?
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Thats actually very interesting, and confirmed by Lexicanum.
so it isn't any more heretical to have a Jokaero in your service then it is to have a pet dog that does tricks.
they are animals with the ability to make technology.
LOOPHOLE FTW!!!!
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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