(Warning: At 12:33 today, the National Sarcasm Service in Indianapolis reported high levels of sarcasm in the following post. Please seek shelter immediately.)
1. The Tau Codex is delayed for six more years, bringing it into line with the old Dark Eldar.
2. Chainswords become rending, because Marines REALLY need the boost (sarcasm). Eldar Scorpion Chainswords are unaffected, of course.
3. Flyers become ridiculously powerful, but GW only releases plastics for IoM. Xenos flyers are still ridiculous FW models only.
4. A 25% price increase is built into the rule book every six months. So the price increases actually become RAW.
5. LoS is redone, but not fixed.
6. The starter set will come with two sets of Spesse Mehrens(TM), and your choice of two paint pots (Choice of Blood Red, Ultra Blue, Wolf(?) Blue, Knight Grey, Crusader Black, or Dark Green).
7. All models will immediately be recast in Finecost Resin, so that they too can be the best miniatures the world has ever seen!
8. Rules will allow models without weapons to be played, so that people can better experiment will changing wargear mid-battle. Except for the Eldar who still must be, RAW, WYSIWYG.
(Thank you, this concludes our test of the Emergency Sarcasm Alert System. We now return to your regularly scheduled programming...)
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