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Frazzled wrote:My first technology was sticks...


Predates the wheel, impressive.
   
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Cog in the Machine




St.Louis,MO

That brought back some memories. Now im going to go home and break out my atari 2600 and play some ghost busters.

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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak





Goliath wrote:I'm 17 and I got it in about 3 seconds, because that was how long it took for my computer to load the second image.


It took three seconds to download the second image? I don't mean to scare you but you might be in 1997.

Besides, date of birth doesn't necessarily dictate what technology you used when you were younger, I'm 17 and my first games console was a SEGA MegaDrive with Sonic The Hedgehog..


1997 minus about 6 or 7 years gets you back to... yeah, I'm pretty sure you're in 1997.

“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”

Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something. 
   
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot




Houston, Tx

That was quite possibly the worst age test ever. Anyone with the most basic mechanical knowledge could figure that out.

But I get the idea.

Maybe you hang out with immature women. Maybe you're attracted to immature women because you think they'll let you shpadoink them.  
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Burtucky, Michigan

sebster wrote:
Goliath wrote:I'm 17 and I got it in about 3 seconds, because that was how long it took for my computer to load the second image.


It took three seconds to download the second image? I don't mean to scare you but you might be in 1997.

Besides, date of birth doesn't necessarily dictate what technology you used when you were younger, I'm 17 and my first games console was a SEGA MegaDrive with Sonic The Hedgehog..


1997 minus about 6 or 7 years gets you back to... yeah, I'm pretty sure you're in 1997.




I loled



Also, I won a thread! Hurray!
   
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Nigel Stillman





Seattle WA

I always just used my pinky finger... shove it in and the nail will grab hold of those little nubs just fine.


In the time it would take for me to find a pensil I would have lost the tape.


See more on Know Your Meme 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Burtucky, Michigan

I chew my nails.....that wouldnt happen for me
   
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Fixture of Dakka




Manchester UK

sebster wrote:
Goliath wrote:I'm 17 and I got it in about 3 seconds, because that was how long it took for my computer to load the second image.


It took three seconds to download the second image? I don't mean to scare you but you might be in 1997.

Besides, date of birth doesn't necessarily dictate what technology you used when you were younger, I'm 17 and my first games console was a SEGA MegaDrive with Sonic The Hedgehog..


1997 minus about 6 or 7 years gets you back to... yeah, I'm pretty sure you're in 1997.


 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Burtucky, Michigan

Did the Russians finally make it to the 90s? Or are they still in the 80s?
   
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Houston, Tx

Ma55ter_fett wrote:I always just used my pinky finger... shove it in and the nail will grab hold of those little nubs just fine.


In the time it would take for me to find a pensil I would have lost the tape.

I did the same thing. And for some reason I'm thinking about the Ronald McDonald Halloween Cassette Tape I got in a happy meal.... Don't ask.

Maybe you hang out with immature women. Maybe you're attracted to immature women because you think they'll let you shpadoink them.  
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Burtucky, Michigan

whoa I remember those. Talk about flash back.
   
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Way on back in the deep caves

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
purplefood wrote:
biccat wrote:
purplefood wrote:Well according to the Killers Jenny was a friend of mine...

But did you get her number?

No she left for Sam's Town before i could ask...


867-5309


867-5309 ( for a good time call )

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Sneaky Kommando





wellington

I don't know what's Worse. The fact my car has a tape player
or the fact that I did that this morning "winding a tape with a pencil before using it"

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The Great State of Texas

voryn15 wrote:That brought back some memories. Now im going to go home and break out my atari 2600 and play some ghost busters.

Mrs. Pac Man Yo!

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Basecoated Black





Rivelin Valley, United Kingdom

I think the funniest thing is that a guy posted a pair of images and a line or two of text as a lame joke and there are people around here who actually take the time to critique his blog post as if he were using it as the basis for a PHD thesis!

"Worst age test ever!"

More like: spot the guy with no sense of humour!

   
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Houston, Tx

voryn15 wrote:That brought back some memories. Now im going to go home and break out my atari 2600 and play some ghost busters.

It's like I gotta take a gak, but tough gak if you gotta take a gak! You better have turbo turds! I've got gak stains in my pants and an answering message on my phone that says "Sorry, I'm playing Ghost Busters on Nintendo!"

Maybe you hang out with immature women. Maybe you're attracted to immature women because you think they'll let you shpadoink them.  
   
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Kamloops, BC

sebster wrote:
Goliath wrote:I'm 17 and I got it in about 3 seconds, because that was how long it took for my computer to load the second image.


It took three seconds to download the second image? I don't mean to scare you but you might be in 1997.

Besides, date of birth doesn't necessarily dictate what technology you used when you were younger, I'm 17 and my first games console was a SEGA MegaDrive with Sonic The Hedgehog..


1997 minus about 6 or 7 years gets you back to... yeah, I'm pretty sure you're in 1997.


I wish I had a time machine.
   
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Longtime Dakkanaut






Sheffield, City of University and Northern-ness

sebster wrote:
Goliath wrote:I'm 17 and I got it in about 3 seconds, because that was how long it took for my computer to load the second image.


It took three seconds to download the second image? I don't mean to scare you but you might be in 1997.

Besides, date of birth doesn't necessarily dictate what technology you used when you were younger, I'm 17 and my first games console was a SEGA MegaDrive with Sonic The Hedgehog..


1997 minus about 6 or 7 years gets you back to... yeah, I'm pretty sure you're in 1997.


by "computer" I meant phone, and the associated rubbish Vodafone 3G internet, that takes about a minute to open this page.

   
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Savage Minotaur




Chicago

I'm 24 and I knew it, though I had to think back a while ago. My father used to play cassettes a lot when I was a kid.
   
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Napoleonics Obsesser






Uh. I get it. And I'm 17. It's not brain surgery. Do you know how these are related?





If only ZUN!bar were here... 
   
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Imagination land

I was really dissapointed by that test, I have a cassette recorder in my room. Huge thing, about 4 foot tall with 2 big speakers each about 4 foot high and 2 foot wide.
   
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Sheffield, City of University and Northern-ness

Samus_aran115 wrote:Uh. I get it. And I'm 17. It's not brain surgery. Do you know how these are related?





Replaceable centre for a vinyl in case the original was removed.

My dad has loads of 7" singles with them in, and others without centres at all, so I have to reappropriate them occasionally

   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut






New Orleans, LA

Samus_aran115 wrote:Uh. I get it. And I'm 17. It's not brain surgery. Do you know how these are related?





So you can rewind the record?

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St.Louis,MO

Frazzled wrote:
voryn15 wrote:That brought back some memories. Now im going to go home and break out my atari 2600 and play some ghost busters.

Mrs. Pac Man Yo!


Well i have that too... i still have 3 2600's and a 5400(i think thats the right number it's the big one that sucked) and about 45 games for the 2600.

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OKC, Oklahoma

Lets get real old school.....




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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

helgrenze wrote:Lets get real old school.....





Now your talking, I remember when that was "new"...a crowd of people standing around the display set up watching "Pong" like Aliens had just landed in the middle of Sears.


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This however was the first video game system actually purchased for my family.

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My little 7 year old fingers did the job perfectly well without needing a pencil. Just stick it in and rewind. Meh, still I remember doing that and I'm only 20.

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Goliath wrote:by "computer" I meant phone, and the associated rubbish Vodafone 3G internet, that takes about a minute to open this page.


So just ruin my joke then? Bah!

“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”

Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something. 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Burtucky, Michigan

FITZZ wrote:
helgrenze wrote:Lets get real old school.....





Now your talking, I remember when that was "new"...a crowd of people standing around the display set up watching "Pong" like Aliens had just landed in the middle of Sears.


Automatically Appended Next Post:
This however was the first video game system actually purchased for my family.




You guys would love Gamester81 on youtube then. Hes a hardcore console collector and does vids on old consoles and stuff. I love watching his videos.

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DickBandit wrote:
voryn15 wrote:That brought back some memories. Now im going to go home and break out my atari 2600 and play some ghost busters.

It's like I gotta take a gak, but tough gak if you gotta take a gak! You better have turbo turds! I've got gak stains in my pants and an answering message on my phone that says "Sorry, I'm playing Ghost Busters on Nintendo!"




Nice reference, that made me laugh.


 
   
 
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