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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/29 06:13:47
Subject: 40k Achievement card
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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SSSSSSIIIINNNDDRRRIIIII: Have an independent character destroy one of your opponent's dedicated transports.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/29 06:14:39
Subject: 40k Achievement card
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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Metal Bawkses: Destroy a Rhino
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/29 06:19:50
Subject: 40k Achievement card
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Smitty wrote:Metal Bawkses: Destroy a Rhino
METAL BAWKSES related achievements are my domain.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/29 06:22:07
Subject: 40k Achievement card
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Deranged Necron Destroyer
Somewhere Ironic
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Ready to unleash 11 barrels of hell - Order all units in your army to shoot at something (if they can shoot!).
*Insert Chainsaw Sounds* - Fight a round of assault (win or lose) with all your units in one turn.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/06/29 06:22:18
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Organiser of 40k Montreal
There is only war in Montreal
kronk wrote:The International Programmers Society has twice met to get the world to agree on one methodology for programming dates. Both times they met, the meeting devolved into a giant Unreal Tournament Lan party... |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/29 06:27:51
Subject: 40k Achievement card
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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coolyo294 wrote:Smitty wrote:Metal Bawkses: Destroy a Rhino
METAL BAWKSES related achievements are my domain.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/30 02:59:39
Subject: 40k Achievement card
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Hoary Long Fang with Lascannon
Marrickville (sydney) NSW, Australia
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Come at me bra!: successfully death or glory
my feet are killing me...: have no transports
They're jamming us!: lose 3 units to deep strike mishaps.
Oops...: scattered blast weapon killed at least 1 model in the unit that fired it.
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ChrisWWII wrote:"Yea verily, though I pass through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil for I am driving a house sized mass of FETH YOU!"
themocaw wrote:I view slaanesh as a giant ball of boobs and genitalia of both sexes.
Edmondblack: There's something about some str10, AP2 blast weaponry which says "i love you" in that very special way. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/30 03:02:12
Subject: 40k Achievement card
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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STEEL RAIN (SM only): Deploy your entire army by Drop pod.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/30 03:16:01
Subject: Re:40k Achievement card
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Yellin' Yoof
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Dis 'ere pack aint workin! : (Orks) lose half of your stormboys to rolling ones on movement.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/30 03:30:59
Subject: 40k Achievement card
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Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon
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Call Yourself Speed Freeks(Hurr hurr)- have a trukk get immobilized by failing a dangerous terrain test in turn 1.
SNIPER!-get pinned by a lone model with a sniper rifle or equivalent.
Time to Get Stuck In!- have a single combat last for more than 2 game turns. Additional units may join in.
And That's Why You Always Buy Additional Armor-have a dreadnaught lose it's right arm to shooting.
-cgmckenzie
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1500 pts
3000 pts
4-5k+pts
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/30 03:45:31
Subject: 40k Achievement card
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Storm Guard
Salt Lake City, Utah
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Lazy- Field an unpainted army
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/07/02 09:50:53
Subject: Re:40k Achievement card
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Sybarite Swinging an Agonizer
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Anything but a 1! - fail a +2 save
Tau Shooting - with one unit, make 20 shots in a single shooting phase
Ork Shooting - with one unit, miss 20 shots in a single shooting phase
You cant fire me, I quit! - have an IC on your own side flee the battle-feild
CHAAA- ooooo shiney - Roll a 1 for a Run or Fleet move
Monsterous Tree - Legally get a normally modeled monsterous creature a coversave
The Last Stand - have an independent character survive the last 3 turns of a game in close combat
Wait, What? - Kill a Vindicare assassin with a Sniper Weapon carried by a model other than a Vindicare Assassin
This paper is tougher than it looks - Pass a 6+ armor save
Are you serious? - Ram a landraider with a Skimmer
Righteous Zeal - Make a legal assault in turn 1
No Mercy, No Respite - Sweep 3 enemy units in a single game
Only in death does duty end - No unit in your army may move closer to your table edge as long as its alive
The ultimate price of stupidity - escort a Tau player's army off the board, after they feilded the space pope
The Betrayer - Kill a fluff-allied army. (IE kill demons with CSM, kill Puppies with Smurfs)
Wat - Lose assault to a Grot
Tactical Genius - Out flank an enemy unit that outflanked the previous turn
you gotta be  you  - win a control point match in the last turn using skimmers
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"There are five possible operations for any army. If you can fight, fight; if you cannot fight, defend; if you cannot defend, flee; if you cannot flee, surrender; if you cannot surrender, die. " Sima Yi
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/07/02 10:13:32
Subject: 40k Achievement card
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Sorry about that, Chief - Lose more models to friendly fire than to enemy fire
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/07/03 05:50:16
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/07/02 10:29:24
Subject: 40k Achievement card
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
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Overkill: have a unit assault another it is more than twice as big as.
FAIL: kill your own unit.
Win: kill two of the enemies units at once.
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'I once saw a man kill another with only a sock. It was slow and painful to watch...'
Darnath Lysander: The Man, The Mystery, The Legend
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/07/02 23:57:13
Subject: 40k Achievement card
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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this is madness- lose an assault to fire warriors
THIS IS SPARTA- win an assault to fire warriors
god like-kill or force to flee 750 points worth of enemies with an IC or Dreadnaught
skulls for the skull throne- win with a khonre dedicated army without using any ranged weapons
Red wunz go faster- get a fully mechanized ork army into CC without any vehicle suffering damage
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Imperial Guard 43rd Royal Fareldian have been Corrupted by she who thirsts
8 wins 4 draws 10 losses
Considering or
rChaos wrote:
Make the guy drink the Adeptus Battlegrey and scream DOES THIS TASTE LIKE PLASTIC |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/07/03 01:12:59
Subject: 40k Achievement card
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Strangely Beautiful Daemonette of Slaanesh
Tucson az
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Potholder: Pass a save for a gets hot roll.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/07/03 01:38:31
Subject: Re:40k Achievement card
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Yellin' Yoof on a Scooter
roaming the internet somewhere
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God Killer: kill a C'tan or an Avatar of Khaine
Drive closer I want to hit em' with my sword: Tank shock an enemy unit
Friendship is Magic: win an assault with 2 or more friendly units
Last man Standing: have a squad with a single survivor at the end off the game
Joy Ride: put a unit in another unit's dedicated transport
Monkey Business: field at least 10 Jokaero Weaponsmiths
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/07/03 02:10:04
Subject: 40k Achievement card
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Lesser Daemon of Chaos
Utah
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CREEEEEEEED!!! - Out Flank with a heavy support choice.
Suprised no one posted this one
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"Accept that Tzeentch has a place for all of us in his grand scheme, and be happy in the part you have to play." "This is Chaos. We don't "ka-frickin'-boom" here." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/07/03 02:30:30
Subject: 40k Achievement card
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Manhunter
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I am going to put some easy, army specific ones in here, along with normal, humorous ones.
The normal ones:
*Facepalm* - Lose at least one model to Fire Warriors in assault
Tau Failure - Survive a shooting phase against Fire Warriors with all units intact
Tau Failure X2 - Survive a shooting phase against Fire Warriors while taking no damage
They aren't so tough - Win an assault phase against terminators (with something inferior, Guardsmen for instance)
Its Like Flying a Cardboard Box - Destroy all vehicles taken by Eldar or Dark Eldar
Pure, Unreasoning Violence - Every single squad in your army assaults on the same turn
Demolition Derby - Every vehicle in your army rams an enemy vehicle
Pothole Trouble - Immobilize every vehicle in your army
Well...Now What? - Lose all IC within the first 3 turns
Crush Them Beneath Our Boot-heels! - Take 5+ squads of Guardsmen as Imperial Guard
Cuttin' It Close... - Win a game with less then 20% of your starting forces or point cost (you may choose which to use)
BURN HEREIC! - Kill a Chaos Space Marine squad using only flame-type weapon
And the army specific ones:
If no one plays as any of these, you can (obviously) take them out:
Angels of Death - Win a match as the Space Marines
Hammer of the Emperor - Win a match as the Imperial Guard
For the Craftworld! - Win a match as the Eldar
Beg for Mercy! - Win a match as the Dark Eldar
The Greater Good - Win a match as the Tau
Consume All! - Win a match as the Tyranids
Waaagh! - Win a match as the Orks
Death to the False Emperor! - Win a match as a Chaos-themed army
The Metal Beasts Return - Win a match as the Necrons
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Lokas wrote:...Enemy of my enemy is kind of a dick, so let's kill him too.
"Without judgement there is no obstacle to action." ~ Kommander Oleg Strakhov
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