da red orkz go fasta

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**gaovinni**

Orks are simple.

**cgmckenzie**

gaovinni wrote:Orks are simple.

Understatement of the century.

-cgmckenzie

**gaovinni**

Now I've got it! Red warpaint: +1 I. No?

**cgmckenzie**

Ooh, that is actually a good idea! It would have to be WYSIWYG though. I hate it when people claim RPJ on an unpainted BW or trukk.

-cgmckenzie

**purplefood**

VikingScott wrote:
purplefood wrote:Orke. Just Waaaagh it.

Beat me to it.

Great minds and all that...

**dajobe**

doesnt yellow make things explode larger also, if so i think GW should make just a little bit larger templates and sell them to ork players that paint their explosives yellow. I do like the idea and think that red and yellow painting should be added to the game. would have to be WYSIWYG, i wouldnt let someone with all black claim to have red sneakers or anything, i'd be " PAINT IT ON BEOTCH!"

**IronChaos**

Well, I think I red, in the Ork codex, that their vehicles, if painted in red, can move more distance, so at least vehicles can. Talking about orks, I wouldn't mind if their infantry could move bigger distance too xD In fact, it seems some orks paint their bullets in red so they go fasta...

**G00fySmiley**

yea in older editions yellow rokkits were plus 1 str but cost points if i remember corectly, but that is no longe rthe case. rpj on shoes is an interesting idea or the red war paint for +1 initiative btu they's have to have an associated cost. perhaps the same as stikbombs 1 point per model

**JustWeaver**

If each time an ork kills an opponent and spills their blood, are they essentially painting the world red. Making the rotation of the planet faster and propelling themselves and all the inhabitants into utter oblivion?

**gaovinni**

JustWeaver wrote:If each time an ork kills an opponent and spills their blood, are they essentially painting the world red. Making the rotation of the planet faster and propelling themselves and all the inhabitants into utter oblivion?

A good point. That sounds a bit dangerous.

**dajobe**

if this is true, the orks should invest in water guns that shoot out green paint to cover the red...thus saving them from oblivion

**Ascalam**

No fear of death, so i could see them doing it for a larf..

**cgmckenzie**

I think it simply doesn't orkkur to the orks that a planet covered with blood would go faster. If they thought it did, that great psychic field they produce would make it happen.

-cgmckenzie

**haloreach4ever**

Red paint guns that can be shot at your own men that makes them count as jump infantry next turn.

**Belexar**

Maybeit could be a new rule in the next codex. To pain theboots red so they go faster. And to improove the Flashgitz...

Also, Ork are beautiful in their simplicity.

**Commisar Wolfie**

JustWeaver wrote:If each time an ork kills an opponent and spills their blood, are they essentially painting the world red. Making the rotation of the planet faster and propelling themselves and all the inhabitants into utter oblivion?

I could this as being how the orks create there space rok ships.

**TNM**

this is a discussion of true orkiness

**Commisar Wolfie**

TNM wrote:this is a discussion of true orkiness

Indeed I believe Gork and/or Mork would approve

**Sabet**

Agreed

**Nightfall**

its a real FACT! rad vehicles do o faster...
Why do you think that Ferrari makes 99% of its cars in red

**Smitty**

gaovinni wrote:Let's just paint everything red... but wait... if you paint an ork red... will it's life go faster (will it die sooner)?

The enemy sees him first (red coat principle), and he gets shot first.

**TNM**

i remember in the 7th grade we had to make co2 cars made out of wood. mine came in last. but then i painted it red. it came in first.

**Smitty**

TNM wrote:i remember in the 7th grade we had to make co2 cars made out of wood. mine came in last. but then i painted it red. it came in first.

Ork Science never fails.

**TNM**

true even though complicated

**Iggyrocksall**

Lol that cool, "THE RED ORKS GO FASTA!"