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Ghidorah wrote:

Rimmy wrote:so the premise is simple, you proxy your flavor of warhammer with food. sounds easy enough right? ...also, anything you kill, you eat. scale is good here. you can make them as small as M&M's, or up to full on steaks...

Because the gaming lifestyle, not to mention the gamer stereotype, isn't already leaning to the overweight. Let's eat 2000 pts of m&ms. Apocalypse games would put you into a sugar coma! lol

Also:

Tyranid Horde wrote:A warhound titan could be a PUPPY! Yum...

lmao!!!


Ghidorah

i'm sorry, your sig line.... had me not .....paying.....atten..... what?

Grey Knights:

Strike Squads, Purifiers, Purgation Squads, and the little jumping bastards no one uses would be Hershey's Kisses with food coloring dyed paper ribbons to indicate their squad & unit type. Hand weapons are indicated by plastic coctail swords by color, stuck into them. Blue swords are hammers, red are swords, green are halberds, and we'll say that neon purple are falchions. Ever see a purple coctail sword? Ever see falchions actually used since the FAQ?

Heavy/special weapons can be indicated with holiday coloured kisses or hugs.

Terminators are chinese foil wrapped chicken appetizers, again plastic coctail swords by color for hand weapons. We can use wonton dipping sauce for psycannon troopers, sweet and sour sauce cups for psilencers, and hot mustard for incinerators.

The Vindicare is a small cup of hot tea. Go ahead. Kill him first before he gets cold. That's the way it always works, and it is the way it should be.

Inquisitorial Chimeras are the little cardboard containers most chinese food comes in. Each melta-henchman can be some kind of appetizer depending on squad; Egg rolls, wontons, potstickers, ect.

Coteaz is the fortune cookie. Hopefully he dies last.

The Stormraven is an oldschool stovetop aluminum foil popcorn plate (remember the ones that inflate when the corn pops?)

Psybacks are foil wrapped chimichangas (deep fried mini burritos).

The Land Raider is a foil wrapped holiday fruitcake. Tough to kill, tough to eat, roughly box shaped.

Finally the Librarian is simply aluminum foil wrapped in aluminum foil. Want to kill my #?!* libby? Chew on foil!


Automatically Appended Next Post:
The more I think about this the more sure I am that there should be specific limits not only on what sorts of food are acceptable, but also what size. I was trying to keep everything small except the Land Raider... perhaps your army should have a 2500 point limit, a 2500 calorie limit, and a 250 gram limit?