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2011/07/18 01:11:17
Subject: Re:Here's something to think about...(not really)
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
Avatar 720 wrote:
Giant Quote Stack...
...excuse me while i go vomit up some soup for you....
Yay! Does it have toilet chocolate?
give me a sec and it will
Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
2011/07/18 01:11:50
Subject: Re:Here's something to think about...(not really)
...excuse me while i go vomit up some soup for you....
Yay! Does it have toilet chocolate?
give me a sec and it will
I have some for ya. It's a bit soft, but it's quite nice.
Put it in the cupboard!
Yay, back on topic!
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
2011/07/18 01:13:20
Subject: Here's something to think about...(not really)
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
you know that thread...were avatar ate some bad stuff......
Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
2011/07/18 01:13:48
Subject: Here's something to think about...(not really)
coolyo294 wrote:Also, I would put a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT in the cabinet.
Someone called...
Dakka Bingo! By Ouze "You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
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"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
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Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry.
2011/07/18 01:18:01
Subject: Re:Here's something to think about...(not really)
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
oh,i would buy a bunch of those astronauts and firemen,policemen packs. then,id put them into said cabinet in front of a bunch of kids,because they think of those things as their heroes and whatnot. then,hammer time.
Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
2011/07/18 01:21:01
Subject: Re:Here's something to think about...(not really)
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
2011/07/18 01:22:37
Subject: Re:Here's something to think about...(not really)
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
rubiksnoob wrote:I would put pictures of all your guy's avatars in, so that I could watch little miniature versions of you argue IRL.
my voice? coming out of a creepy vampire girl? wrong on every level.....
Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
2011/07/18 01:23:33
Subject: Re:Here's something to think about...(not really)
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
2011/07/18 01:27:00
Subject: Re:Here's something to think about...(not really)
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
Slarg232 wrote:
lord commissar klimino wrote:
rubiksnoob wrote:I would put pictures of all your guy's avatars in, so that I could watch little miniature versions of you argue IRL.
my voice? coming out of a creepy vampire girl? wrong on every level.....
I thought your avatar was a Troll....
.....what? its most defiantly not a troll.....although it doesn't look like a vampire exactly either...
Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
2011/07/18 01:27:53
Subject: Re:Here's something to think about...(not really)
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
coolyo294 wrote:
lord commissar klimino wrote:
Slarg232 wrote:
lord commissar klimino wrote:
rubiksnoob wrote:I would put pictures of all your guy's avatars in, so that I could watch little miniature versions of you argue IRL.
my voice? coming out of a creepy vampire girl? wrong on every level.....
I thought your avatar was a Troll....
.....what? its most defiantly not a troll.....although it doesn't look like a vampire exactly either...
I thought it was a creepy anime girl.
no,THIS is creepy....
NSFW
Spoiler:
Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
2011/07/18 01:34:41
Subject: Re:Here's something to think about...(not really)
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f 
