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2011/07/18 00:01:20
Subject: Here's something to think about...(not really)
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
Cruising Ultima Segmentum
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The other day i watched an old(ish) movie. It was Indian in the Cupboard. It got me thinking what would the good people of Dakka do with a cupboard that brings things (minis, action figures, etc.) to life?
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2011/07/18 00:10:55
Subject: Here's something to think about...(not really)
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Ah, the old classic Indian in the Cupboard thread.
I'd go for a Bloodthirster just to see if they really are that angry.
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2011/07/18 00:14:20
Subject: Here's something to think about...(not really)
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
Cruising Ultima Segmentum
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I take it this type of thread is regular occurance?
anyway it would probably be a valkyrie for me.
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2011/07/18 00:31:16
Subject: Here's something to think about...(not really)
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I have no answer for this thread that is safe for work.
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Worship me. |
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2011/07/18 00:34:28
Subject: Here's something to think about...(not really)
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Lysander, for no particular reason.
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2011/07/18 00:35:36
Subject: Here's something to think about...(not really)
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Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:I have no answer for this thread that is safe for work.
Mr Cannerus, we have been expecting you...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain  " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/07/18 00:35:42
Subject: Here's something to think about...(not really)
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Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:I have no answer for this thread that is safe for work.
You know, if SOMEONE, not neccesarrily you, hadn't said this, I would have become majorly disappointed in Dakka...
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2011/07/18 00:37:37
Subject: Here's something to think about...(not really)
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Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Guardsmen.
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:I have no answer for this thread that is safe for work.
Cannerus. Turning the Cool up to ELEVEN, as always.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" 
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2011/07/18 00:39:38
Subject: Re:Here's something to think about...(not really)
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
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2011/07/18 00:43:19
Subject: Here's something to think about...(not really)
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Cannerus Action Figure™. Fully poseable with over 200 unique sounds and catch phrases. Outfits and accessories sold seperately.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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2011/07/18 00:44:49
Subject: Here's something to think about...(not really)
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Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Avatar 720 wrote:Cannerus Action Figure™. Fully poseable with over 200 unique sounds and catch phrases. Outfits and accessories sold seperately.
Now that would be interesting... 
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I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
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2011/07/18 00:50:34
Subject: Here's something to think about...(not really)
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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Skycrawler wrote:I take it this type of thread is regular occurance?
I haven't seen one.
I'm not the most observant guy in the world, though.
If I had one of those though, I'd put in my Shoggoth stuffed animal. Actually, it would be pretty funny to bring my entire Space Marine army to life and take them to a tournament.
My Opponent: "Your turn to deploy!"
Me (into a vox bead): "Advance, Captain. In The Emperor's Name!"
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W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
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2011/07/18 00:57:32
Subject: Here's something to think about...(not really)
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oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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theres a RP going on about this type of thing...
40K miniatures. id eat popcorn as they kill each other.
stuff in a bunch of dead things and laugh as they ate my sisters after i threw them on them.
make a bunch of paper people,throw them in,then get some matches.
also id get me some spies.an army of tiny men wouldn't be helpful...
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 Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f  g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/18 00:57:39
Subject: Re:Here's something to think about...(not really)
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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The server that contains Dakka Dakka. I'd like to put a face to a name, and TBH, DakkaDakka would be very pissed all the time...
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/07/18 00:59:40
Subject: Re:Here's something to think about...(not really)
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Chowderhead wrote:The server that contains Dakka Dakka. I'd like to put a face to a name, and TBH, DakkaDakka would be very pissed all the time...
Nice idea my love.
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/07/18 01:00:39
Subject: Here's something to think about...(not really)
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
Cruising Ultima Segmentum
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Well this has gone farther than i thought it would.
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2011/07/18 01:02:13
Subject: Re:Here's something to think about...(not really)
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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purplefood wrote:Chowderhead wrote:The server that contains Dakka Dakka. I'd like to put a face to a name, and TBH, DakkaDakka would be very pissed all the time...
Nice idea my love.
I know it is, honeymuffin. Anyway, I just realized what else: My toilet. It must feel really depressed, and I want to make it feel better. After all, all it does is get crapped on all day 
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/07/18 01:04:06
Subject: Re:Here's something to think about...(not really)
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Chowderhead wrote:purplefood wrote:Chowderhead wrote:The server that contains Dakka Dakka. I'd like to put a face to a name, and TBH, DakkaDakka would be very pissed all the time...
Nice idea my love.
I know it is, honeymuffin.
Anyway, I just realized what else: My toilet. It must feel really depressed, and I want to make it feel better.
After all, all it does is get crapped on all day
"On"..?...sounds like your aims a bit off there Chowder .
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2011/07/18 01:04:42
Subject: Here's something to think about...(not really)
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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wait...what is the size of said cabinet?
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/18 01:05:00
Subject: Re:Here's something to think about...(not really)
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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FITZZ wrote:Chowderhead wrote:purplefood wrote:Chowderhead wrote:The server that contains Dakka Dakka. I'd like to put a face to a name, and TBH, DakkaDakka would be very pissed all the time...
Nice idea my love.
I know it is, honeymuffin.
Anyway, I just realized what else: My toilet. It must feel really depressed, and I want to make it feel better.
After all, all it does is get crapped on all day
"On"..?...sounds like your aims a bit off there Chowder .
I knew that wasn't chocolate.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/07/18 01:06:28
Subject: Re:Here's something to think about...(not really)
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Avatar 720 wrote:FITZZ wrote:Chowderhead wrote:purplefood wrote:Chowderhead wrote:The server that contains Dakka Dakka. I'd like to put a face to a name, and TBH, DakkaDakka would be very pissed all the time...
Nice idea my love.
I know it is, honeymuffin.
Anyway, I just realized what else: My toilet. It must feel really depressed, and I want to make it feel better.
After all, all it does is get crapped on all day
"On"..?...sounds like your aims a bit off there Chowder .
I knew that wasn't chocolate.
Did... Did you eat it?
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2011/07/18 01:07:48
Subject: Here's something to think about...(not really)
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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You people are sick...
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2011/07/18 01:07:52
Subject: Re:Here's something to think about...(not really)
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2011/07/18 01:08:23
Subject: Re:Here's something to think about...(not really)
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coolyo294 wrote:Avatar 720 wrote:FITZZ wrote:Chowderhead wrote:purplefood wrote:Chowderhead wrote:The server that contains Dakka Dakka. I'd like to put a face to a name, and TBH, DakkaDakka would be very pissed all the time...
Nice idea my love.
I know it is, honeymuffin.
Anyway, I just realized what else: My toilet. It must feel really depressed, and I want to make it feel better.
After all, all it does is get crapped on all day
"On"..?...sounds like your aims a bit off there Chowder .
I knew that wasn't chocolate.
Did... Did you eat it?
Who in their right mind potentially wastes chocolate?
... Was that the wrong answer?
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/07/18 01:08:51
Subject: Re:Here's something to think about...(not really)
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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WARORK93 wrote:I have a large collection of American, German, and Soviet WWII tank models so....
I can imagine a battalion of T-34s going up against a squadron of King Tigers....that would be awesome... 
Yes, but then everything would need re-gluing, a new paintjob, and you would need to make little coffins.
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2011/07/18 01:09:21
Subject: Re:Here's something to think about...(not really)
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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Avatar 720 wrote:coolyo294 wrote:Avatar 720 wrote:FITZZ wrote:Chowderhead wrote:purplefood wrote:Chowderhead wrote:The server that contains Dakka Dakka. I'd like to put a face to a name, and TBH, DakkaDakka would be very pissed all the time...
Nice idea my love.
I know it is, honeymuffin.
Anyway, I just realized what else: My toilet. It must feel really depressed, and I want to make it feel better.
After all, all it does is get crapped on all day
"On"..?...sounds like your aims a bit off there Chowder .
I knew that wasn't chocolate.
Did... Did you eat it?
Who in their right mind potentially wastes chocolate?
... Was that the wrong answer?
excuse me while i go vomit up some soup for you....
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/18 01:09:42
Subject: Re:Here's something to think about...(not really)
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Avatar 720 wrote:coolyo294 wrote:Avatar 720 wrote:FITZZ wrote:Chowderhead wrote:purplefood wrote:Chowderhead wrote:The server that contains Dakka Dakka. I'd like to put a face to a name, and TBH, DakkaDakka would be very pissed all the time...
Nice idea my love.
I know it is, honeymuffin.
Anyway, I just realized what else: My toilet. It must feel really depressed, and I want to make it feel better.
After all, all it does is get crapped on all day
"On"..?...sounds like your aims a bit off there Chowder .
I knew that wasn't chocolate.
Did... Did you eat it?
Who in their right mind potentially wastes chocolate?
... Was that the wrong answer?
Yes. Yes it was.
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2011/07/18 01:10:03
Subject: Here's something to think about...(not really)
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Chowderhead wrote:You people are sick...
Yes..yes we are...
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2011/07/18 01:10:33
Subject: Here's something to think about...(not really)
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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FITZZ wrote:Chowderhead wrote:You people are sick...
Yes..yes we are...
And of course FITZZ would say that.
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2011/07/18 01:10:39
Subject: Re:Here's something to think about...(not really)
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Giant Quote Stack...
...excuse me while i go vomit up some soup for you....
Yay! Does it have toilet chocolate?
EDIT: I think this thread has gone around the metapohrical U-Bend; maybe it's time we grab the plunger and pull it back out.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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