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oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
Karon wrote:
lord commissar klimino wrote:well if were so dumb we leave some cork on the end of are tank barrels then yes they will.
I thought the same thing.
Maybe its a camera gun?
yeah thats right.
fear are mighty flash apes,for we shall get high quality pics if its the last thing we do!
Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
Perkustin wrote:The trailer looked AWFUL! I predict this film will BOMB..... HARD... I think it will be on a level with that 'the day the earth stood still' remake.
On a budget of $80m The Day the Earth Stood Still grossed more than $230m worldwide, which is a solid return, and certainly not a bomb. I didn't see it, though from what I heard about it it was terrible, but that doesn't mean it was a bomb.
“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”
Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something.
I really didn't like the Mark Walburg one. They didn't have Charlton Heston despite having the perfect role for him (The old dying father that even quotes Hestons famous line form the original). Now don't flame me if it turns out Heston just turned it down or was too sick or something.
ks like it's going to be an action packed man v monkey movie, so that will be fun,plus it looks like it's from the apes point of view,so probably no boring humans talking about their feelings.
That was Charlton Heston!
Oh really? I didn't see his name in the credits.
Oops my bad. Lol
Just checked IMDb,
He was uncredited.
Shame it should have had "and starring Charlton Heston as Zaius"
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I really didn't like the Mark Walburg one. They didn't have Charlton Heston despite having the perfect role for him (The old dying father that even quotes Hestons famous line form the original). Now don't flame me if it turns out Heston just turned it down or was too sick or something.
ks like it's going to be an action packed man v monkey movie, so that will be fun,plus it looks like it's from the apes point of view,so probably no boring humans talking about their feelings.
That was Charlton Heston!
Oh really? I didn't see his name in the credits.
Oops my bad. Lol
Just checked IMDb,
He was uncredited.
Shame it should have had "and starring Charlton Heston as Zaius"
Wait...was the the bit part character Heston played in the POTA remake named Zauis???...
Maurice Evens is not amused....
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
lord commissar klimino wrote:well if were so dumb we leave some cork on the end of are tank barrels then yes they will.
If you fired, I reckon that 'cork' would just.. cease to exist. Anyway, that's only there for whilst it's not in combat to keep the barrel clean.. or something.
Even without an operational main weapon, I find it very hard to believe monkeys could take it down.
Karon wrote:I just wanted to say that the title of this movie really is terrible.
The RISE of the PLANET of the APES is just too long.
It should either be..
The Rise of the Apes
Planet of the Apes
The Awakening of the Rise of the Uprising of the Planet of the Genetically Modified Human-Esque Apes... of DOOM!
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
Huh, with the anti-gun laws over the Pond I would think a troop of smart Apes could take GB in a week. Texas...no WAY! (they have killer Dachshunds I hear)
Seriously, a single full grown Silverback could wreck some major havoc. Hell people, we find shambling zombie movies believable, this is totally doable.
"Holy Sh*&, you've opened my eyes and changed my mind about this topic, thanks Dakka OT!"
SlaveToDorkness wrote:Huh, with the anti-gun laws over the Pond I would think a troop of smart Apes could take GB in a week. Texas...no WAY! (they have killer Dachshunds I hear)
Seriously, a single full grown Silverback could wreck some major havoc. Hell people, we find shambling zombie movies believable, this is totally doable.
hey we arent all anti gun, we just have to have a reson for owning it and hve a mental health check
back on topic im thrilled, the gorrilla jumping into the helicopter is goig to be one of the epic film moments of all time
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rChaos wrote:
Make the guy drink the Adeptus Battlegrey and scream DOES THIS TASTE LIKE PLASTIC
I think for me it's one of those "I'll wait 'til it's £3 in the shops" before I see it, didn't think that much of the last remake, but love the originals. Speaking of which, generally I find remakes disappointing, Clash of the Titans being a case in point. On the other hand special effects and computer newfangledness have helped a lot of films better their originals - Spiderman, Batman and all the other Super hero stuff which was a bit pants first time round but now looks pretty good. However, many films are classics and should be left that way.
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
Which expands upon the original without having to make up a lot of new idiocy like sequels have to. (TF2-3 anyone?)
We only have to look at Star Wars to see what doing the prequels last does.
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
chromedog wrote:I'm just waiting for the next sequel.
The Revenge of the Son of the Rise of the Planet of the Apes.
Part 1 or 2?
Except it will be by Disney...
I present: Curious George!
MikZor wrote:
We can't help that american D&D is pretty much daily life for us (Aussies)
Walking to shops, "i'll take a short cut through this bush", random encounter! Lizard with no legs.....
I kid Since i avoid bushlands that is But we're not that bad... are we?
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