funny 40k nicknames

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**Big Mek Dattrukk**

after a recent game, i have decided to call my Kans Da Sharp Shootas whenever i load them out with Grotzookas, as each time i do that, they seem to wipe a unit of the board in a single round of shooting. the most recent occasion, 2 kans were able to fire. Dead on, Dead on, deviates 1 inch, Dead on. total of 36 hits on a Tactical squad. 24 wounds. 12 failed cover saves. I love my little scrap launchers.

**MikZor**

My friends i play with have a nickname for my eldar: The S6 Bull

army.
I can't help it that my 5 yr old codex has a tonne of S6 in it

I find it funny considering they play DE and GK

**SpessMehrenD3R9**

Imperial Fists: cheese marines (Because they're yellow, not because I have a problem with their HQ special rules)
Necrons: Gauss Toasters
Tau: Commusmurfs
Eldar: Space Elfs (That one sort of writes itself)
Space Marines: SPESS MEHRENS
Rhinos:METAL BAWKSES
Ogryn: The Helmet & Juicebox Brigade
IG: Commissar's target practice
Grey Knights: The Ordo Cheesius (This one IS related to the rules)
Kharn the Betrayer: That swell guy who lives next door to Cadia
Abaddon: Failbaddon the Armless (Ever try to assemble the model and get the arms to stay on? Permanently?)
Kayvann Shrike: King of the Beakies
Aun'va: The Space Pope (A classic)
SOB: There are more than I can count, but I'd rather not invite indiscriminate wrath upon this entire thread, so I'll leave that be
Doomrider: Charlie Sheen (Not sure this one counts, since he's not part of the current edition)
Squats: Beards with guns (Once again, not sure if retconned units count)

**Kasrkai**

I gave a Sergent a katana once.

I named him Yoshimitsu.

**samrtk**

Stormraven = Flying washing machine
Any enemy HQ = A skull for the skull throne!

**MikZor**

Kasrkai wrote:I gave a Sergent a katana once.

I named him Yoshimitsu.

Does he hop around on his sword

Awesome stuff

**MarbosMiyagi**

Got a guardsman with his arm in a sling and a melta gun in the free hand, he goes by "Wounded Willie"

**happygolucky**

dont know if this is on topic but my dad did paint his trukk like the A-team van and his battlewagon like the general lee.

**Brotherjulian**

This is Birdie, he... communicates with his adversaries

**Deadly Hitman51**

When the Thousand Sons or Obliterators move I call it slow and painful because for me they never seem to go farther then 1 inch. :(

**Swiftblade**

Tyranids: My Bugs

I call my Genestealers Levi, since they are the jeans I usually wear

I call my Termagaunts "Steve"

My Tervigon is "Mother Bear"

I have a Hive Guard named "Big Bappy", friend named him.

Hormagants are "Kenny"

My Trygon is "Slinkie"

And my Hive Tyrant's name is "George"

**Coolyo294**

One of the people I use to play against played Tyranids and ran two Hive Tyrants. They were named Raggle-Fraggle and Fraggle-Raggle.

**Psienesis**

In my DH game, the Interrogator has a Servo-Skull kitted to be a general "tech" helper-servitor. The same character has another Servo-Skull mounting a Stormbolter for use as fire support.

The player named the tech-skull "Rho-Secundus" and his gun-skull "Delta-Secundus"

So the party has R2 and D2 as Servo-Skulls.

**Spartan 117**

Deadly Hitman51 wrote:When the Thousand Sons or Obliterators move I call it slow and painful because for me they never seem to go farther then 1 inch. :(

Funny because I say the exact same thing. Maybe you stole that one from me? lol

**bib**

Noise marines-The Quartet. ha

**Kasrkai**

MikZor wrote:
Kasrkai wrote:I gave a Sergent a katana once.

I named him Yoshimitsu.

Does he hop around on his sword

Awesome stuff

He falls on his sword when he brings great dis-honor to Onyx Wyverns chapter

**Mr. Self Destruct**

My Trueborn w/ Blasters I've started calling Laserbabies.

**Anvildude**

Blendreads, for dual blood talon Death Compnay Dreadnaughts, because the alternative is too much of a mouthfull.

And you can just imagine them opening their talons, and going 'WhirrrrRRRR!!!' through hordes.