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OOOOOOh, that's hard. How about while choking from the extrement, he slips in some, and impales himself through the eye of some undigested bone.

If I had to do someone in, it'd be Chenkov, killed by his own men when they get sick and tired of him sending them in like garbage.

Nah, it isn't Ironic enough.

How about he is killed when, after ordering several million men into a breech, he enters an enemy fortress and he just so happens to have failed to send enough men in to die. He is killed by the enemy, the ironic bit is that his death is the one that wins the day.

I would yell "you aren't the boss of me!" and kill a commissar. you said anything

Begel Dverl wrote:Lucius the Eternal.

Hit by an artillery shell or something so he can't possess anyone.

Just wondering, if a group of people killed him, like what happened with Julius Caesar, or facing a firing squad where every gun is loaded, what would happen to Lucius?

Creed. He would be killed by Colonel Mustard in the Library with a lead Pipe.

Ultramarine chapter wiped out due to falling down hole full of badgers.

acekevin8412 wrote:

Begel Dverl wrote:Lucius the Eternal.

Hit by an artillery shell or something so he can't possess anyone.

Just wondering, if a group of people killed him, like what happened with Julius Caesar, or facing a firing squad where every gun is loaded, what would happen to Lucius?

Emperor's Sexy Disco Shirt! You found the solution!

We just need to kill him with a firing squad of armed Servitors to seal the deal. Real people have too much feeling and would muck it up.

Well, I don't want Draigo to die. Zwhat he's going through (getting cuddled by the chaos god of magic every day so that he thinks he's killing daemons and writing his name on the chest of a primarch when he's really killing his own men) is worse than any death imaginable.

Now, the Ordo Hereticus Inquisitor guys... Cuddled by hordes and hordes of daemonnettes. And liking it.

Inappropriate language removed. Please check the rules to see what I'm talking about. - Lorek

Preferably Huron Blackheart, for beeing so goddamned useless. I would see him snu snued by that monkey of his, the the video sendt to all the traitor legions

Tough choice...

I would kill the Emperor so that he may resurrect and kick Chaos butt big time...

Iur_tae_mont wrote:Creed. He would be killed by Colonel Mustard in the Library with a lead Pipe.

Would the Creed jokes stop, or would this become another Alpharius incident?

In b4 Matt Ward

Jubear wrote:In b4 Matt Ward

He is not actually 40k character but real world character.
And he doesn't need to die, he just need to get fired...

Marneus Calagar by swallowing a Bomb Squig

Molten Butter wrote:

Iur_tae_mont wrote:Creed. He would be killed by Colonel Mustard in the Library with a lead Pipe.

Would the Creed jokes stop, or would this become another Alpharius incident?

Oh well done. Now that you've named Alpharius, this thread will never be safe again, run before, he, they or it gets here!

Abaddon

Killed by his most trusted lieutenant because he's failed to destroy the Emperor.

The irony would be palpable and delicious.

+1 for Khorne being violated to death by Slaanesh

acekevin8412 wrote:Just wondering, if a group of people killed him, like what happened with Julius Caesar, or facing a firing squad where every gun is loaded, what would happen to Lucius?

Slaanesh would almost certainly resurrect him regardless, in one of those people, or just any servant it cares to. Lucius is not going to permanently die because he gets killed by something that does not feel emotion or by multiple people.

Abaddon - slipping on a banana peel and falling impaling himself on his oversized power claws

Brother Coa wrote:

Jubear wrote:In b4 Matt Ward

He is not actually 40k character but real world character.
And he doesn't need to die, he just need to get fired...

He's not a politician. You can't just fire him because you don't like the job he does.

SomeRandomEvilGuy wrote:

acekevin8412 wrote:Just wondering, if a group of people killed him, like what happened with Julius Caesar, or facing a firing squad where every gun is loaded, what would happen to Lucius?

Slaanesh would almost certainly resurrect him regardless, in one of those people, or just any servant it cares to. Lucius is not going to permanently die because he gets killed by something that does not feel emotion or by multiple people.

I killed lucius with a wraithlord once. What happens then?

Lord Wolfson of the Wolfson wahtnot. The special character who rides on that wolf thing.

How? His wolf got hungry.

Hmm... hard one. I've got to go for some the Emperor being killed by a Grey Knight for being a heretic and betraying the Emperor. That would be deliciously ironic and strange.

I would prefer the Emperor to have his plug pulled, killing his body, but letting him ascend to become a true Warp entity.

Draigo sees him, mistakes him for a daemon, and proceeds to kill him.

That would be best, IMO. That way he gets to die twice.

Khorne

I always thought Lucius could actually get killed by a Necron or by an SM's machine spirit. But then again I guess Slannesh would find a way to bring him back anyways...

Eldrad, by an Ork Rokkit Launcha.

Frsrs. Them eldar are arrogant.

KilroyKiljoy wrote:Eldrad, by an Ork Rokkit Launcha.

Frsrs. Them eldar are arrogant.

He's already dead, and Slaneesh is having her way with his soul.

Coolyo294 wrote:

KilroyKiljoy wrote:Eldrad, by an Ork Rokkit Launcha.

Frsrs. Them eldar are arrogant.

He's already dead, and Slaneesh is having her way with his soul.

Then kill him again.

Void__Dragon wrote:I would prefer the Emperor to have his plug pulled, killing his body, but letting him ascend to become a true Warp entity.

Draigo sees him, mistakes him for a daemon, and proceeds to kill him.

That would be best, IMO. That way he gets to die twice.

+1 to this, and if we can get enough irony together we can create a chaos god of Irony. (yeah it's not an emotion I know)

acekevin8412 wrote:

Void__Dragon wrote:I would prefer the Emperor to have his plug pulled, killing his body, but letting him ascend to become a true Warp entity.

Draigo sees him, mistakes him for a daemon, and proceeds to kill him.

That would be best, IMO. That way he gets to die twice.

+1 to this, and if we can get enough irony together we can create a chaos god of Irony. (yeah it's not an emotion I know)

+2. Decay's not an emotion either, yet Nurgle. Irony God, I expect him to be........iron-y. Punny, I know, but seriously, Irony God should like metal. Then the Iron Warriors become cultist troops.