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2011/09/18 00:02:19
Subject: Who would you kill and how?
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Dakka Veteran
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If you were to kill one person in the entire 40K universe who would it be and how?
Note: I realize that a lot of people will immediately think draigo, so I will ask to leave him out unless you really really really need to say him.
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2011/09/18 00:14:23
Subject: Who would you kill and how?
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Sicarius...
Something unheroic i think.
Fell down a big cliff and got trod on.
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"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
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"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
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"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
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2011/09/18 00:25:38
Subject: Re:Who would you kill and how?
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Regular Dakkanaut
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The Emperor. Then the timeline would progress, albeit in a negative fashion.
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2011/09/18 00:34:51
Subject: Re:Who would you kill and how?
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Confessor Of Sins
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The Emperor. Crushed pelvis due to a massive force of Sororitas infiltrating the throne room and enjoying their god in new ways.
Just because it'd make an interesting headline in the newspapers of Azeroth- I mean, the Milky Way.
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2011/09/18 00:37:48
Subject: Who would you kill and how?
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Abbadon the armless failure. Preferably he would be stepped on by a Squiggoth.
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2011/09/18 00:38:22
Subject: Who would you kill and how?
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say
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Calgar
Tripping and snapping his head off on some mundane object.
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2011/09/18 00:39:35
Subject: Re:Who would you kill and how?
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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Every single Blood Raven.
Especially Cyrus.
All killed by a Commissar with a bolt to the head.
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2011/09/18 00:42:42
Subject: Who would you kill and how?
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Owns Whole Set of Skullz Techpriests
Versteckt in den Schatten deines Geistes.
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Draigo. Then we can all finally move on...
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2011/09/18 00:46:57
Subject: Re:Who would you kill and how?
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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+1 for Sicarus.
Most definitly unheroic. I am thinking about something involving a Grot and a socket wrench.
Or possably have Sicarus kill Lucious the Eternal. That would suck.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2011/09/18 00:48:19
Subject: Re:Who would you kill and how?
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Manhunter
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Pouncey wrote:The Emperor. Crushed pelvis due to a massive force of Sororitas infiltrating the throne room and enjoying their god in new ways.
Just because it'd make an interesting headline in the newspapers of Azeroth- I mean, the Milky Way.
Why did you mention Azeroth? 
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Lokas wrote:...Enemy of my enemy is kind of a dick, so let's kill him too.
"Without judgement there is no obstacle to action." ~ Kommander Oleg Strakhov
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2011/09/18 00:56:38
Subject: Re:Who would you kill and how?
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Confessor Of Sins
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forruner_mercy wrote:Pouncey wrote:The Emperor. Crushed pelvis due to a massive force of Sororitas infiltrating the throne room and enjoying their god in new ways.
Just because it'd make an interesting headline in the newspapers of Azeroth- I mean, the Milky Way.
Why did you mention Azeroth?
Sorry bout that, for the past 2-3 weeks I've been playing World of Warcraft constantly. So now, when I think of a fictional world, I think of Azeroth.
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2011/09/18 01:02:25
Subject: Re:Who would you kill and how?
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Banelord Titan Princeps of Khorne
Noctis Labyrinthus
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Pouncey wrote:The Emperor. Crushed pelvis due to a massive force of Sororitas infiltrating the throne room and enjoying their god in new ways.
Just because it'd make an interesting headline in the newspapers of Azeroth- I mean, the Milky Way.
I kinda loled.
And Khorne. Preferably after being violated by Slaanesh.
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2011/09/18 01:04:21
Subject: Re:Who would you kill and how?
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Confessor Of Sins
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Void__Dragon wrote:Pouncey wrote:The Emperor. Crushed pelvis due to a massive force of Sororitas infiltrating the throne room and enjoying their god in new ways.
Just because it'd make an interesting headline in the newspapers of Azeroth- I mean, the Milky Way.
I kinda loled.
And Khorne. Preferably after being violated by Slaanesh.
Seriously. That guy really needs to loosen up and relax, in that order.
He's always all, "I NEED MORE BLOOD! MORE SKULLS FOR MY THRONE!" like a vigorous blood donor or a wacked-out paleontologist or something...
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2011/09/18 01:05:05
Subject: Re:Who would you kill and how?
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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I would imagine the Emperor doesn't have much of a Pelvis to crush after what Horus did to him. O'yes, we arn't told HOW Horus wounded the Emperor are we...
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2011/09/18 01:07:37
Subject: Re:Who would you kill and how?
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Confessor Of Sins
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Grey Templar wrote:I would imagine the Emperor doesn't have much of a Pelvis to crush after what Horus did to him. O'yes, we arn't told HOW Horus wounded the Emperor are we...
Oh, you little spoilsport, you...
I oughta give you such a hugging!
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2011/09/18 01:10:56
Subject: Re:Who would you kill and how?
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Banelord Titan Princeps of Khorne
Noctis Labyrinthus
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Pouncey wrote:Seriously. That guy really needs to loosen up and relax, in that order.
He's always all, "I NEED MORE BLOOD! MORE SKULLS FOR MY THRONE!" like a vigorous blood donor or a wacked-out paleontologist or something...
I laughed pretty fething hard at the blood donor and especially the paleontologist analogy.
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2011/09/18 01:13:13
Subject: Who would you kill and how?
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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator
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For whom would one get the most XP? Khorne or the Outsider?
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2011/09/18 01:15:40
Subject: Who would you kill and how?
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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English Assassin wrote:For whom would one get the most XP? Khorne or the Outsider?
Outsidr. He has a higher level.
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/09/18 01:18:19
Subject: Re:Who would you kill and how?
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Space Marine Scout with Sniper Rifle
Long Beach CA
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Marneus Calgar, by beating his head in with his own beloved gigantic coloring book (Coderp Astartes)
Lol @ the vote for Empy, at least he gets death by snu-snu
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2011/09/18 01:28:07
Subject: Re:Who would you kill and how?
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Manhunter
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Void__Dragon wrote:Pouncey wrote:The Emperor. Crushed pelvis due to a massive force of Sororitas infiltrating the throne room and enjoying their god in new ways.
Just because it'd make an interesting headline in the newspapers of Azeroth- I mean, the Milky Way.
I kinda loled.
And Khorne. Preferably after being violated by Slaanesh.
This would make my day.
Also helps that Slaanesh is my favorite Chaos God.
Khorne is my least favorite.
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Lokas wrote:...Enemy of my enemy is kind of a dick, so let's kill him too.
"Without judgement there is no obstacle to action." ~ Kommander Oleg Strakhov
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2011/09/18 01:28:08
Subject: Re:Who would you kill and how?
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Stabbin' Skarboy
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Lucius the Eternal.
Hit by an artillery shell or something so he can't possess anyone.
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2011/09/18 01:28:24
Subject: Re:Who would you kill and how?
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Confessor Of Sins
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Void__Dragon wrote:Pouncey wrote:Seriously. That guy really needs to loosen up and relax, in that order.
He's always all, "I NEED MORE BLOOD! MORE SKULLS FOR MY THRONE!" like a vigorous blood donor or a wacked-out paleontologist or something...
I laughed pretty fething hard at the blood donor and especially the paleontologist analogy.
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I aim to please.
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2011/09/18 01:33:22
Subject: Re:Who would you kill and how?
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Stormin' Stompa
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Pouncey wrote:Void__Dragon wrote:Pouncey wrote:The Emperor. Crushed pelvis due to a massive force of Sororitas infiltrating the throne room and enjoying their god in new ways.
Just because it'd make an interesting headline in the newspapers of Azeroth- I mean, the Milky Way.
I kinda loled.
And Khorne. Preferably after being violated by Slaanesh.
Seriously. That guy really needs to loosen up and relax, in that order.
He's always all, "I NEED MORE BLOOD! MORE SKULLS FOR MY THRONE!" like a vigorous blood donor or a wacked-out paleontologist or something...
(shameless self plug)
Khorne does in my Mighty Morphin Power Primarchs thread...
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/341674.page
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2011/09/18 01:34:20
Subject: Re:Who would you kill and how?
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Manhunter
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Begel Dverl wrote:Lucius the Eternal.
Hit by an artillery shell or something so he can't possess anyone.
+1
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Lokas wrote:...Enemy of my enemy is kind of a dick, so let's kill him too.
"Without judgement there is no obstacle to action." ~ Kommander Oleg Strakhov
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2011/09/18 01:50:48
Subject: Who would you kill and how?
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Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine
HIDING IN THE METAL BAWKSES!!
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Robot Girlyman, for being such a d-bag to everyone.
Unlike Fulgrim, I'd make sure he's dead, probably with a vortex missile.
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2011/09/18 01:56:58
Subject: Who would you kill and how?
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Jackster wrote:Robot Girlyman, for being such a d-bag to everyone.
Unlike Fulgrim, I'd make sure he's dead, probably with a vortex missile.
Guillimans current fate is actually worse then death in some ways.
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2011/09/18 01:57:11
Subject: Re:Who would you kill and how?
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Twisting Tzeentch Horror
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/user/edit/40180.page
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Duke Slicus by a Gretchin. Take that, 
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2011/09/18 02:04:58
Subject: Re:Who would you kill and how?
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Xeno-Hating Inquisitorial Excruciator
Classified, vermilion level clearance required.
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The Space Pope. I'd like to see him strangled by one of his own guards just for being so darn useless. Of course, then the guard, and all the other Tau would fail their morale check and run away like idiots, probably because his body would smell like rotting old person.
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2011/09/18 02:09:21
Subject: Re:Who would you kill and how?
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Stealthy Kroot Stalker
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Leonus Cohol wrote:Every single Blood Raven.
Especially Cyrus.
All killed by a Commissar with a bolt to the head.
What do you hate so much about the Blood Ravens? I happened to like Tarkus and even Cyrus, mostly in-game though, especially with this head-sploding sniper rifle in the last game.
Coolyo294 wrote:Abbadon the armless failure. Preferably he would be stepped on by a Squiggoth.
I'll one up you. Crushed by a ginormous Squiggoth turd.
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2011/09/18 02:15:44
Subject: Re:Who would you kill and how?
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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acekevin8412 wrote:Coolyo294 wrote:Abbadon the armless failure. Preferably he would be stepped on by a Squiggoth.
I'll one up you. Crushed by a ginormous Squiggoth turd.
*Cracks knuckles* Time to one up the one up. Asphyxiating in the Drops of an Ork Settlement.
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