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nomsheep wrote:In the dark eldar world as well?

I'm guessing so. Isn't the incubus a HQ bodyguard though?

Damn sapce elves and their fancy lingos.

Not any more i don't think.

nomsheep wrote:

Ixion wrote:THE EMPRAH.

You'd be dead?

Yes. After all, that's when duty ends.

Everyone else can bend over backwards killing each other like fleas in a damp sock; meanwhile, I'll be doing backstrokes in the warp and playing Space Yahtzee with Tzeentch over Werther's Originals.

Touche lol.

Comrade wrote:Planetary Garrison Guardsmen for a planet famous for its concubines.

I'll slack off in the background while the rest of the galaxy fights. I don't mind it.

That untill Chaos/Inquisition/Tyranids/Orks/Dark Eldar decide that your planet is terribly interesting and want to kill/eat/rape everything in it.

Probs dark eldar and option 3 hehehehehe

Slaanesh himself.

Or maybe not...

Belexar wrote:

Comrade wrote:Planetary Garrison Guardsmen for a planet famous for its concubines.

I'll slack off in the background while the rest of the galaxy fights. I don't mind it.

That untill Chaos/Inquisition/Tyranids/Orks/Dark Eldar decide that your planet is terribly interesting and want to kill/eat/rape everything in it.

In that case an intelligence officer with some clout on said planet with access to off planet transport.

Comrade wrote:

Belexar wrote:

Comrade wrote:Planetary Garrison Guardsmen for a planet famous for its concubines.

I'll slack off in the background while the rest of the galaxy fights. I don't mind it.

That untill Chaos/Inquisition/Tyranids/Orks/Dark Eldar decide that your planet is terribly interesting and want to kill/eat/rape everything in it.

In that case an intelligence officer with some clout on said planet with access to off planet transport.

May I remind you all of the aforementioned are very capable of taking you out in space too?

just be the guy that has to approve the imperial herem on Terra. No one's gonna be messing with that crowd for a while

Doomrider..

CIAPHAS CAIN, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!

Skull helmet?
Yes!
Skull banner pole?
Sure!
Bones-&-ripcage armour?
Please!
A scythe that can shoot people?
Certainly!
Solo-defending entire planets from Tyranids and criss-crossing the Eye of Terror on my jolly own?
It's what I do!

I'd be Maugan Ra!!!

The Hivemind....having a galactic size buffet is to tempting

One of the rich people in the hubs, and just get wasted all the time/enjoy the fruits of super-advanced technology.

Vect - king of the pirates and I haz a pimp-mobile!

An inquisitor, with an army at my back, a hoodie and a big ass gun!

Lord Inquisitor...

Draigo, so I can rule the galaxy with an iron, unbeatable, fist.

None of these.

In the Grim Darkness of the Future, there is only war!

I'll stay here and enjoy the beach, since the oceans are all dried up by the year 30k.

kronk wrote:None of these.

In the Grim Darkness of the Future, there is only war!

I'll stay here and enjoy the beach, since the oceans are all dried up by the year 30k.

Not on Kvarium Alpha.

There you can witness wet Thundewolves being deployed as the Imperiums most supreme under-water-fighting force. Once they complete their missions and, quote: "the Space Wolves made the long trek back to land across the sea bed.", the beach would likely be the point where you see them exit.

I meant on terra. I'm aware that most, if not all of the millions of colonized worlds have beaches.

But I'd only want to be on Terra. Suck it, Mars!

High Lords have it relatively easy. They only get killed every now and then.

kronk!!

Inqusiitor all the way, or maybe a SM Scout that never gets ranked up to full Astartes, like Telion.

Necron Overlord. Totally a necron overlord.

Soo'Vah'Cha wrote:kronk!!

Spoiler:

No thanks!

Belexar wrote:CIAPHAS CAIN, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!

Jurgen! Never has a dirty, smelly, melta gun totin' guardsmen had it so good.

Eversor assassin. Wake me up. Pump me full of crazy drugs. Give me that awesome skull helmet. Then go on a killing frenzy. Rinse and repeat.

Chapter Master of a non-codex, non-Ultramarine successor chapter.

Just dip to the galactic rim and "crusade" aaallllll day, baby

What do you really think all those chapters in the deep, deep blackness of the outer void really do, huh, huh? Punk