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Bah, Bachelor's chicken Super Noodles>Pot Noodle

Albatross wrote:Yeah, yoghurt, definitely.


Also, they give you Vicodin after an extraction in the States?! Hardcore! You don't get anything here, at least, I never have.

They had to cut the bottom two out because they were impacted. Basically they had turned sideways completely, super trippy. The top ones grew flaring outward but were over in a couple of minutes total. The bottoms they had to whip out the mini bone saw dremel to cut the tops of then coax them up from the bottom from the outside of the gum followed by the pliers. I was awake for all of this and it was epic. The girl joined me in the room at one point and she could see how much I was enjoying it to the point that she had to slap my hand. The doctor was super cool though. They asked if I wanted nitrous, free of charge. I was, of course, in. The lady pumping it asked if I had enough or could feel anything and I kept faking like I couldn't. She told me that I had too much if my fingers or feet tingled and I started to feel detached... as a kite, dear sirs. When the doctor was in he was like "Why don't we have this guy at the maximum legal limit? As long as there's a medical reason!" Sooo good. But yeah, my lower jaw is killing me. And even then they're only hydro 5s, but stuff is stuff I suppose

And I imagine yogurt will be a huge part of my diet for the next several days. I didn't realize making your own was so easy. I'm supposed to be good to go by Thanksgiving at least.

corpsesarefun wrote:Frosties?

Chocolate?

Here Frosties are sugared cornflakes that come in a box like this

Wait, they come with a free monkey? I was going to go with strawberry yogurt, but free monkey.

corpsesarefun wrote:Frosties?

Chocolate?

Here Frosties are sugared cornflakes that come in a box like this

Some-one ask for Chocolate Frosties?

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:

Albatross wrote:Yeah, yoghurt, definitely.


Also, they give you Vicodin after an extraction in the States?! Hardcore! You don't get anything here, at least, I never have.

They had to cut the bottom two out because they were impacted. Basically they had turned sideways completely, super trippy. The top ones grew flaring outward but were over in a couple of minutes total. The bottoms they had to whip out the mini bone saw dremel to cut the tops of then coax them up from the bottom from the outside of the gum followed by the pliers. I was awake for all of this and it was epic. The girl joined me in the room at one point and she could see how much I was enjoying it to the point that she had to slap my hand. The doctor was super cool though. They asked if I wanted nitrous, free of charge. I was, of course, in. The lady pumping it asked if I had enough or could feel anything and I kept faking like I couldn't. She told me that I had too much if my fingers or feet tingled and I started to feel detached... as a kite, dear sirs. When the doctor was in he was like "Why don't we have this guy at the maximum legal limit? As long as there's a medical reason!" Sooo good. But yeah, my lower jaw is killing me. And even then they're only hydro 5s, but stuff is stuff I suppose

Oof. Yeah, that'll do it, like. Get well soon, bro. xx


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Also, part of me is tempted to ask how you damaged the teeth, but then, this is a family website so it's probably not a good idea!

Aww man, the removal of the wisdoms suck, only because of the food situation. I ate alot of yogurts and soups.

Yogurt.

JELLY

Hmm, my dentist tells me that I might have to have my wisdom teeth removed soon for the exact same reason, so this thread is relavant to my interests.

I don't know if you have these in the States, but semolina, tapioca and Angel Delight seem like sound bets. Also, soup-wise, pea and ham is the king of all soups.


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Oh, and Wotsits! I assume there's an American equivalent, they're little cheese flavoured corn puffs. They can be sucked to death, and this is the finest way to eat them.

Cheetos. Yup, those are pretty tasty. BUT you dont want to suck on anything for at least 5 or so days to let the holes heal up. Otherwise, you can suck the blood packs out from where your wisdoms were, and apparently thats really friggin painful.

That is valuable information. I'll remember that.

Don't be a pansy, I got all four of my wisdom teeth out and manned the hell up. I went to IHOP and had hashbrowns, pancakes, and chocolate milk. Then the next day I went on with my life, running on a treadmill and feeling your heartbeat in your mouth is amazingly fun and cool to experience. Vicodin is for the weak!

halonachos wrote:Don't be a pansy, I got all four of my wisdom teeth out and manned the hell up. I went to IHOP and had hashbrowns, pancakes, and chocolate milk. Then the next day I went on with my life, running on a treadmill and feeling your heartbeat in your mouth is amazingly fun and cool to experience. Vicodin is for the weak!

Halo has got the right idea, I had shrapnel removed with no anaesthetic because it was a Navy doctor and I was concerned he might attempt to rape me when I was asleep.

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:I had to make an emergency appointment to get my wisdom teeth out this morning so my jaw feels like hell x500. I have tomato soup, mashed potatoes and a milk shake or two, what else do I have to eat that's hella convenient? I'm going to be vicodined up for the next two days so the food must require next to no effort (otherwise mashed sweet potatoes... yum... but they always require some mashing). Thoughts, peoples?

Puddings/custards/jello

mattyrm wrote:

halonachos wrote:Don't be a pansy, I got all four of my wisdom teeth out and manned the hell up. I went to IHOP and had hashbrowns, pancakes, and chocolate milk. Then the next day I went on with my life, running on a treadmill and feeling your heartbeat in your mouth is amazingly fun and cool to experience. Vicodin is for the weak!

Halo has got the right idea, I had shrapnel removed with no anaesthetic because it was a Navy doctor and I was concerned he might attempt to rape me when I was asleep.

See, real men don't use anesthetic. The only reason they put me under while I was getting my teeth removed was because Hulk Hogan had to force the mask over my face. I put up a good fight, but then Stone Cold Steve Austin joined in and they finally got the mask on me.

halonachos wrote:

mattyrm wrote:

halonachos wrote:Don't be a pansy, I got all four of my wisdom teeth out and manned the hell up. I went to IHOP and had hashbrowns, pancakes, and chocolate milk. Then the next day I went on with my life, running on a treadmill and feeling your heartbeat in your mouth is amazingly fun and cool to experience. Vicodin is for the weak!

Halo has got the right idea, I had shrapnel removed with no anaesthetic because it was a Navy doctor and I was concerned he might attempt to rape me when I was asleep.

See, real men don't use anesthetic. The only reason they put me under while I was getting my teeth removed was because Hulk Hogan had to force the mask over my face. I put up a good fight, but then Stone Cold Steve Austin joined in and they finally got the mask on me.

My dentist is a rhinoceros.

His..er.. hooves? aren't dexterous enough to wield a drill though, so I just lay on the floor and then he stamps the teeth out of my face.

Oh and my barber kicks the hair out of my head.

mattyrm wrote:

halonachos wrote:

mattyrm wrote:

halonachos wrote:Don't be a pansy, I got all four of my wisdom teeth out and manned the hell up. I went to IHOP and had hashbrowns, pancakes, and chocolate milk. Then the next day I went on with my life, running on a treadmill and feeling your heartbeat in your mouth is amazingly fun and cool to experience. Vicodin is for the weak!

Halo has got the right idea, I had shrapnel removed with no anaesthetic because it was a Navy doctor and I was concerned he might attempt to rape me when I was asleep.

See, real men don't use anesthetic. The only reason they put me under while I was getting my teeth removed was because Hulk Hogan had to force the mask over my face. I put up a good fight, but then Stone Cold Steve Austin joined in and they finally got the mask on me.

My dentist is a rhinoceros.

His..er.. hooves? aren't dexterous enough to wield a drill though, so I just lay on the floor and then he stamps the teeth out of my face.

Oh and my barber kicks the hair out of my head.

It's kind of hard to man up when you're drooling blood and they have to slice your cheeks to be able to get in far enough But it was just the wisdom teeth growing in and they decided to strike really, really suddenly and threaten to poke through my cheek. It's just... ugh. Vicodin and techno. That's my life for a day or two.

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:It's kind of hard to man up when you're drooling blood and they have to slice your cheeks to be able to get in far enough But it was just the wisdom teeth growing in and they decided to strike really, really suddenly and threaten to poke through my cheek. It's just... ugh. Vicodin and techno. That's my life for a day or two.

More like about a week. I remember waking up in the middle of my surgery. that was enjoyable. Not.

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote: Vicodin and techno. That's my life for a day or two.

Sounds like a plan mate.

Our weekends arent that different, I'm doing two days drinking Stella and listening to The Pet Shop Boys.

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:It's kind of hard to man up when you're drooling blood and they have to slice your cheeks to be able to get in far enough But it was just the wisdom teeth growing in and they decided to strike really, really suddenly and threaten to poke through my cheek. It's just... ugh. Vicodin and techno. That's my life for a day or two.

No its not hard to man up when you're drooling blood, finding a way to look good while drooling blood is completely different. I couldn't feel my lips when I tried to drink my chocolate milk, sure I ended up wearing half of it, but I was a man about it.

Mine was all spur of the moment though.

Dentist: "You have some wisdom teeth coming in and we want to remove them all."

Me: "Can we do it now?"

Dentist: "Are you serious?"

Me: "Yeah, can we do it now?"

Dentist: "Did you eat today?"

Me: "Nope."

Dentist: "Let's do this then."

I think that I've received two prescriptions for Vicodin, once for my knee when I dislocated the feth out of it and it was the size of a melon and when I got my teeth removed, did not use either one. Extremely high pain tolerance here, in fact my favorite part of when I get a filling is when they stick the Novocaine needle into my gums.

@Fraz: I wasn't under. They gave me the option but it cost more so I was all for it

@halo: If I tried to do much of anything I'd pass out. Again, manning up isn't the issue here. And while I don't have a high pain tolerance, as hinted at in the previous post, I was enjoying the whole procedure a bit too much. It's just the aftermath that's really getting me. Did you just get yours pulled or did they cut you all up?

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:@Fraz: I wasn't under. They gave me the option but it cost more so I was all for it

@halo: If I tried to do much of anything I'd pass out. Again, manning up isn't the issue here. And while I don't have a high pain tolerance, as hinted at in the previous post, I was enjoying the whole procedure a bit too much. It's just the aftermath that's really getting me. Did you just get yours pulled or did they cut you all up?

They had to cut to get to them because they were still completely in the gums, they told me that I could wait until they became a problem but as I've said I elected to get get them out. Broke a few stitches eating hash browns, but IHOP hash browns are completely worth it. Did not have to cut my cheek that I remember, but yeah its fun stuff. I tend to recover pretty well after anesthesia as well, after I went out for my arthroscopic on my knee I had chili fries as soon as I got home.

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:@Fraz: I wasn't under. They gave me the option but it cost more so I was all for it

@halo: If I tried to do much of anything I'd pass out. Again, manning up isn't the issue here. And while I don't have a high pain tolerance, as hinted at in the previous post, I was enjoying the whole procedure a bit too much. It's just the aftermath that's really getting me. Did you just get yours pulled or did they cut you all up?

They had to put me out for the operation where the teeth were located. Frazzled, being 1/4 alligator on my mother's side, was born with an extra set of teeth. MUTATION!!!!
So my teeth have been interesting ever since.

Frazzled wrote:

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:@Fraz: I wasn't under. They gave me the option but it cost more so I was all for it

@halo: If I tried to do much of anything I'd pass out. Again, manning up isn't the issue here. And while I don't have a high pain tolerance, as hinted at in the previous post, I was enjoying the whole procedure a bit too much. It's just the aftermath that's really getting me. Did you just get yours pulled or did they cut you all up?

They had to put me out for the operation where the teeth were located. Frazzled, being 1/4 alligator on my mother's side, was born with an extra set of teeth. MUTATION!!!!
So my teeth have been interesting ever since.

This one is a can-opener, and this one is a dog whistle, and this one...

It helps explain why I get along with dogs so much. We all have lots of teeth (ok not TBone any more).

Tbone operation to remove half his teeth and keep him from dying. That day:
"Wo man, the colors. No I'm fine. Got any treats? Hey with this big hole in my face I can grasp the ball better, but I'm a little unsteady so we can only play catch 357 times today."

Rodney, only getting one tooth pulled.
"OW OW OW I'm going to hide in my bed all day! OWie!"

A friend of mine (who lurks this site but posts infrequently) had his wisdom teeth cut out recently. For some reason, the anaesthetic didn't take so they removed the first one without any pain killing at all. When asked whether he wanted to wait and have the second removed another day when the anaesthetic might work he said no, do it now.

Choosing to have wisdom removed without anaesthetic. That, my friends, is manning up.

I had a Infection on my thumb they had to cut out with a scapel, Anaesthetics take ages to wrok so I didn't get one.

Got stabbed to the bone in my thumb had a chunk taken out he missed a bit so had to stab in again.

All the while blood was spurting about 5mm in the air, bloody painful and it was done on my birthday.

Anyway It's not mouth related but it sure was a pain to cope with. Let's pick this up, ow. I burnt it the next day.

Anyway good luck, walk around with a cane and call yourself house.

Is that it?

I once had my skull removed.

corpsesarefun wrote:Is that it?

I once had my skull removed.

Ah, that explains the masks.