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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/09 21:31:21
Subject: the most fail and the most BA
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
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Castiel wrote:Durza wrote:Castiel wrote:BA individual: Sanguinius. He broke one of Khorne's favourite Bloodthirsters over his knee. Beat that.
Horus broke Sanginius
And he needed the help of all four of the Chaos Gods to do it. 
Offset by the fact that he did it without taking any damage whatsoever (apart from maybe a tiny chink in his armour).
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Arguing with some people is like playing chess with a pigeon. You can play the best chess in the world, but at the end of the day the pigeon will still knock all the pieces off the board and then gak all over it. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/09 21:34:23
Subject: the most fail and the most BA
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Resolute Ultramarine Honor Guard
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Durza wrote:
Offset by the fact that he did it without taking any damage whatsoever (apart from maybe a tiny chink in his armour).
Big S didn't really want to fight him after all, he could see the future and he saw that he would die if he goes to him.
Still he went, he made his father proud.
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For Emperor and Imperium!!!!
None shall stand against the Crusade of the Righteous!!!
Kanluwen wrote: "I like the Tau. I just don't like people misconstruing things to say that it means that they're somehow a huge galactic threat. They're not. They're a threat to the Imperium of Man like sharks are a threat to the US Army."
"Pain is temporary, honor is forever"
Emperor of Mankind:
"The day I have a sit-down with a pansy elf, magic mushroom, or commie frog is the day I put a bolt shell in my head."
in your name it shall be done"
My YouTube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/2SSSR2
Viersche wrote:
Abadabadoobaddon wrote:
the Emperor might be the greatest psyker that ever lived, but he doesn't have the specialized training that a Grey Knight has. Also he doesn't have a Grey Knight's unshakable faith in the Emperor.
The Emperor doesn't have a GKs unshakable faith in the Emperor which is....basically himself?
Ronin wrote:
"Brother Coa (and the OP Tadashi) is like, the biggest IoM fanboy I can think of here. It's like he IS from the Imperium, sent back in time and across dimensions."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/09 21:35:13
Subject: the most fail and the most BA
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Shepherd
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Brother Coa wrote:Durza wrote:
Offset by the fact that he did it without taking any damage whatsoever (apart from maybe a tiny chink in his armour).
Big S didn't really want to fight him after all, he could see the future and he saw that he would die if he goes to him.
Still he went, he made his father proud.
Who is also "dead." Kinda makes the win hollow.
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The enemy of my enemy is a bastard so lets kill him too.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/09 21:53:40
Subject: the most fail and the most BA
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Resolute Ultramarine Honor Guard
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The sacrifice is important part.
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For Emperor and Imperium!!!!
None shall stand against the Crusade of the Righteous!!!
Kanluwen wrote: "I like the Tau. I just don't like people misconstruing things to say that it means that they're somehow a huge galactic threat. They're not. They're a threat to the Imperium of Man like sharks are a threat to the US Army."
"Pain is temporary, honor is forever"
Emperor of Mankind:
"The day I have a sit-down with a pansy elf, magic mushroom, or commie frog is the day I put a bolt shell in my head."
in your name it shall be done"
My YouTube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/2SSSR2
Viersche wrote:
Abadabadoobaddon wrote:
the Emperor might be the greatest psyker that ever lived, but he doesn't have the specialized training that a Grey Knight has. Also he doesn't have a Grey Knight's unshakable faith in the Emperor.
The Emperor doesn't have a GKs unshakable faith in the Emperor which is....basically himself?
Ronin wrote:
"Brother Coa (and the OP Tadashi) is like, the biggest IoM fanboy I can think of here. It's like he IS from the Imperium, sent back in time and across dimensions."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/09 21:54:30
Subject: Re:the most fail and the most BA
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Fixture of Dakka
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Coa: The IoM will succeed! I believe everything is invincible!
Me: That's 4 Marines from my Splinter Cannon you have to roll saves for, and one is roasted by a Dark Lance.
Coa: How is he dead? He is the most awesome warrior in the gal-
Me: And he just got ripped open by a weapon that can take down a land raider with ease? Shocking...
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant? |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/09 21:56:06
Subject: the most fail and the most BA
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Shepherd
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Double edge sword cause in one fell swoop they lost the emperor and one of the most beloved primarchs so kinda a double edged sword.
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The enemy of my enemy is a bastard so lets kill him too.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/09 22:02:19
Subject: Re:the most fail and the most BA
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Irked Necron Immortal
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BA Race: Humanity
BA individual: Colonel 'Iron Hand' Straken
FAIL Race: Eldar (creating a Chaos god)
FAIL Individual: Lorgar (I don't think I need to explain this one)
Hipster Race: Necrons (they've ruled the galaxy before it was cool)
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/09 22:05:17
Subject: the most fail and the most BA
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
In Firenze kicking Templar arse.
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Most Badass Character: DRAIGO!!!
Most Badass Group: GK
Most Badass Race: DA ORKSIES!
Most Fail Character: Girlyman, YOU MUST ALL FOLLOW THIS BOOK EXACTLY OR YOU DIE!
Most Fail Group: Smurfs, all marines want to be smurfs! Sheesh
Most Fail Race: Tau, WE ARE DA FETHING BLUE SKINNED SKINNY PANSIES.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/09 22:19:28
Subject: Re:the most fail and the most BA
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Resolute Ultramarine Honor Guard
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BlapBlapBlap wrote:Coa: The IoM will succeed! I believe everything is invincible!
Me: That's 4 Marines from my Splinter Cannon you have to roll saves for, and one is roasted by a Dark Lance.
Coa: How is he dead? He is the most awesome warrior in the gal-
Me: And he just got ripped open by a weapon that can take down a land raider with ease? Shocking...
Even I know the rules, no need for trolling me.
And for the record: on table it all depends on dice god. Guardsman can kill Daemon Prince in melee if he fail his saves.
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For Emperor and Imperium!!!!
None shall stand against the Crusade of the Righteous!!!
Kanluwen wrote: "I like the Tau. I just don't like people misconstruing things to say that it means that they're somehow a huge galactic threat. They're not. They're a threat to the Imperium of Man like sharks are a threat to the US Army."
"Pain is temporary, honor is forever"
Emperor of Mankind:
"The day I have a sit-down with a pansy elf, magic mushroom, or commie frog is the day I put a bolt shell in my head."
in your name it shall be done"
My YouTube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/2SSSR2
Viersche wrote:
Abadabadoobaddon wrote:
the Emperor might be the greatest psyker that ever lived, but he doesn't have the specialized training that a Grey Knight has. Also he doesn't have a Grey Knight's unshakable faith in the Emperor.
The Emperor doesn't have a GKs unshakable faith in the Emperor which is....basically himself?
Ronin wrote:
"Brother Coa (and the OP Tadashi) is like, the biggest IoM fanboy I can think of here. It's like he IS from the Imperium, sent back in time and across dimensions."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/09 22:33:53
Subject: the most fail and the most BA
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
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Brother Coa wrote:The sacrifice is important part.
The win is the most important part. What is sacrifice without meaning?
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Arguing with some people is like playing chess with a pigeon. You can play the best chess in the world, but at the end of the day the pigeon will still knock all the pieces off the board and then gak all over it. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/09 22:53:39
Subject: Re:the most fail and the most BA
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Executing Exarch
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Cyrax wrote:
FAIL Individual: Lorgar (I don't think I need to explain this one)
You and I, sir, just fell out. PS, have you read Aurelian? If not, it may change your perspective!
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DS:90-S+G++M--B--I+Pw40k05#+D++A++/eWD324R++T(D)DM+ |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/09 22:55:39
Subject: Re:the most fail and the most BA
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
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Castiel wrote:Cyrax wrote:
FAIL Individual: Lorgar (I don't think I need to explain this one)
You and I, sir, just fell out. PS, have you read Aurelian? If not, it may change your perspective! 
But he's clearly a failure. He failed to fail.
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Arguing with some people is like playing chess with a pigeon. You can play the best chess in the world, but at the end of the day the pigeon will still knock all the pieces off the board and then gak all over it. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/09 23:00:45
Subject: Re:the most fail and the most BA
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Executing Exarch
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Durza wrote:Castiel wrote:Cyrax wrote:
FAIL Individual: Lorgar (I don't think I need to explain this one)
You and I, sir, just fell out. PS, have you read Aurelian? If not, it may change your perspective! 
But he's clearly a failure. He failed to fail.
*Double takes* Say what?
Anymore of this and I'm fetching my Crozius! You shall bow to the majesty of Lorgar!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/09 23:00:51
Subject: Re:the most fail and the most BA
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Dakka Veteran
Somewhere in the Galactic East
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Most BA Race: Tau - Making friends with neglected Imperial Citizens since the Third Expansion.
Most BA Individual: Aun'shi - Passive/Agressive Monk of BadAssedness
Most Fail Race: Space Marines - We're not running, just tactically withdrawing.
Most Fail Individual: The Emperor - Neglecting to tell his kids about Stranger Dangers.
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182nd Ebon Hawks - 2000 Points
"We descend upon them like lightning from a cloudless sky."
Va'Krata Sept - 2500 Points
"The barbarian Gue'la deserve nothing but a swift death in a shallow grave." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/09 23:03:25
Subject: Re:the most fail and the most BA
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
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Castiel wrote:Durza wrote:Castiel wrote:Cyrax wrote:
FAIL Individual: Lorgar (I don't think I need to explain this one)
You and I, sir, just fell out. PS, have you read Aurelian? If not, it may change your perspective! 
But he's clearly a failure. He failed to fail.
*Double takes* Say what?
Anymore of this and I'm fetching my Crozius! You shall bow to the majesty of Lorgar!
Think about it. Originally he was viewed as a failure, a weak primarch who wanted to do something besides kill stuff all the time. By becoming as powerful as he did, he failed to fulfil this view, hence failing to fail. The fact that he is full of win has doomed him to eternal failure to fulfil what his brothers expected of him.
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Arguing with some people is like playing chess with a pigeon. You can play the best chess in the world, but at the end of the day the pigeon will still knock all the pieces off the board and then gak all over it. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/09 23:06:02
Subject: Re:the most fail and the most BA
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Executing Exarch
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Durza wrote:Castiel wrote:Durza wrote:Castiel wrote:Cyrax wrote:
FAIL Individual: Lorgar (I don't think I need to explain this one)
You and I, sir, just fell out. PS, have you read Aurelian? If not, it may change your perspective! 
But he's clearly a failure. He failed to fail.
*Double takes* Say what?
Anymore of this and I'm fetching my Crozius! You shall bow to the majesty of Lorgar!
Think about it. Originally he was viewed as a failure, a weak primarch who wanted to do something besides kill stuff all the time. By becoming as powerful as he did, he failed to fulfil this view, hence failing to fail. The fact that he is full of win has doomed him to eternal failure to fulfil what his brothers expected of him.
You insulted and complimented him at the same time! Is that an insulting compliment, or a complimentary insult?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/09 23:08:16
Subject: the most fail and the most BA
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Resolute Ultramarine Honor Guard
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Durza wrote:Brother Coa wrote:The sacrifice is important part.
The win is the most important part. What is sacrifice without meaning?
His sacrifice shows the Emperor how far Horus fell and that add to the ease to kill him later, even of the big E didn't want to kill him right away.
As for "The win is the most important part. What is sacrifice without meaning?" * cough* Jesus Christ * cough*
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For Emperor and Imperium!!!!
None shall stand against the Crusade of the Righteous!!!
Kanluwen wrote: "I like the Tau. I just don't like people misconstruing things to say that it means that they're somehow a huge galactic threat. They're not. They're a threat to the Imperium of Man like sharks are a threat to the US Army."
"Pain is temporary, honor is forever"
Emperor of Mankind:
"The day I have a sit-down with a pansy elf, magic mushroom, or commie frog is the day I put a bolt shell in my head."
in your name it shall be done"
My YouTube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/2SSSR2
Viersche wrote:
Abadabadoobaddon wrote:
the Emperor might be the greatest psyker that ever lived, but he doesn't have the specialized training that a Grey Knight has. Also he doesn't have a Grey Knight's unshakable faith in the Emperor.
The Emperor doesn't have a GKs unshakable faith in the Emperor which is....basically himself?
Ronin wrote:
"Brother Coa (and the OP Tadashi) is like, the biggest IoM fanboy I can think of here. It's like he IS from the Imperium, sent back in time and across dimensions."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/09 23:14:54
Subject: the most fail and the most BA
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Shepherd
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Don't bring the bible in this cause not everyone even elieves that stuff..
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The enemy of my enemy is a bastard so lets kill him too.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/09 23:47:00
Subject: the most fail and the most BA
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Resolute Ultramarine Honor Guard
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Just giving an example here for noble sacrifice. But you have a point there.
Another one would be...Pius, Captain Lysander, Dominus Astra...
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For Emperor and Imperium!!!!
None shall stand against the Crusade of the Righteous!!!
Kanluwen wrote: "I like the Tau. I just don't like people misconstruing things to say that it means that they're somehow a huge galactic threat. They're not. They're a threat to the Imperium of Man like sharks are a threat to the US Army."
"Pain is temporary, honor is forever"
Emperor of Mankind:
"The day I have a sit-down with a pansy elf, magic mushroom, or commie frog is the day I put a bolt shell in my head."
in your name it shall be done"
My YouTube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/2SSSR2
Viersche wrote:
Abadabadoobaddon wrote:
the Emperor might be the greatest psyker that ever lived, but he doesn't have the specialized training that a Grey Knight has. Also he doesn't have a Grey Knight's unshakable faith in the Emperor.
The Emperor doesn't have a GKs unshakable faith in the Emperor which is....basically himself?
Ronin wrote:
"Brother Coa (and the OP Tadashi) is like, the biggest IoM fanboy I can think of here. It's like he IS from the Imperium, sent back in time and across dimensions."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/09 23:53:49
Subject: the most fail and the most BA
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Tough Tyrant Guard
Firing my Hellgun into a Fire Warrior's head....
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I'm siding with coa on this one, had sanguinius not fallen to Horus. The emperor would not have known how far Horus had fallen. Making him try to talk to horus instead of just try to kill him. Which would probably had ended up in horus's victory.
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"Strike first, strike hard, no mercy."
"We are judged in life by the evil we destroy."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/10 00:08:05
Subject: the most fail and the most BA
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Gimlet-Eyed Inquisitorial Acolyte
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If you are talking about heroic sacrifices, you have to mention Ollanius Pius. Yes, he's no longer canon, but still.
Regular, run of the mill Imperial Guardsman pulls a "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" moment on a Chaos-powered Horus. If anything in 40k is BA, that certainly is.
thenoobbomb wrote:
Most badass character: Ka'bandha
Gotta disagree with this, never been impressed by Ka'bandha. After having his spine shattered by Sanguinius and being piledriver'd-from-orbit by the Sanguinor, I wouldn't be surprised if he now rolls around in a wheelchair made of brass and skulls.
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War is delightful to those who have no experience of it. ~Desiderius Erasmus |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/10 00:14:43
Subject: the most fail and the most BA
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Regular Dakkanaut
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daveNYC wrote:The Tau have FTL, just not Imperium grade FTL.
Fail group: The Mechanicum, especially the Explorators. Every story that starts with Explorator X went to Planet Y ends in tears.
I know. When I say "FTL" I mean to say "the same FTL the imperium has". Bad habit.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/10 00:56:01
Subject: the most fail and the most BA
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
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Brother Coa wrote:Durza wrote:Brother Coa wrote:The sacrifice is important part.
The win is the most important part. What is sacrifice without meaning?
His sacrifice shows the Emperor how far Horus fell and that add to the ease to kill him later, even of the big E didn't want to kill him right away.
As for "The win is the most important part. What is sacrifice without meaning?" * cough* Jesus Christ * cough*
The Emperor didn't believe how far Horus had fallen until he saw Horus flay someone by looking at them. He would have fought even if Sanguinius hadn't been there.
As for Jesus, he did what he wanted to do. His victory was his sacrifice. I doubt Sanguinius intended to die when he faced Horus.
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Arguing with some people is like playing chess with a pigeon. You can play the best chess in the world, but at the end of the day the pigeon will still knock all the pieces off the board and then gak all over it. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/10 00:58:42
Subject: the most fail and the most BA
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Shepherd
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Durza wrote:Brother Coa wrote:Durza wrote:Brother Coa wrote:The sacrifice is important part.
The win is the most important part. What is sacrifice without meaning?
His sacrifice shows the Emperor how far Horus fell and that add to the ease to kill him later, even of the big E didn't want to kill him right away.
As for "The win is the most important part. What is sacrifice without meaning?" * cough* Jesus Christ * cough*
The Emperor didn't believe how far Horus had fallen until he saw Horus flay someone by looking at them. He would have fought even if Sanguinius hadn't been there.
As for Jesus, he did what he wanted to do. His victory was his sacrifice. I doubt Sanguinius intended to die when he faced Horus.
He forsaw that hed die if he went there..just sayin he knew it was death for him.
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The enemy of my enemy is a bastard so lets kill him too.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/10 01:00:35
Subject: the most fail and the most BA
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
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Maybe he was the one primarch who didn't automatically believe every prophecy he saw.
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Arguing with some people is like playing chess with a pigeon. You can play the best chess in the world, but at the end of the day the pigeon will still knock all the pieces off the board and then gak all over it. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/10 01:23:04
Subject: the most fail and the most BA
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Shepherd
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Idk youd have to ask him.. cause all literature points to him knowing.
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The enemy of my enemy is a bastard so lets kill him too.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/10 02:25:35
Subject: the most fail and the most BA
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Executing Exarch
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Evey piece that i'm aware says that he knew he would die, but went willingly, knowing his sacrifice would allow the Emperor th kill Horus.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/10 02:37:24
Subject: the most fail and the most BA
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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daveNYC wrote:
Fail group: The Mechanicum, especially the Explorators. Every story that starts with Explorator X went to Planet Y ends in tears.
This. Dear god this. You'd think these guys would have the most impressive technology in the IoM and stomp-face everything they fought.
As for the Sanguinius death being pointless because the Emperor got semi-pwnt anyway...Look at the bigger picture. The IoM WON the fight on Earth and subsequently face-fethed every traitor across the entire galaxy in the purge afterwards.
I'd say his sacrifice was very much worth it.
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3rd Company (3000 points) |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/10 02:42:11
Subject: the most fail and the most BA
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Shepherd
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You really think theyre in a better place now then if they still had Sanguinius? I don't know about that. The Big E didn't need his help vs Horus. It's was just written to make his death seem less useless.Not to mention causing the ba's psychological issues witnessing his death over and over.
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The enemy of my enemy is a bastard so lets kill him too.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/10 04:51:33
Subject: the most fail and the most BA
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Missionary On A Mission
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Draigo wrote:.Not to mention causing the ba's psychological issues witnessing his death over and over.
Got to love it when the ultimate super human warriors who "Know no Fear" have PSTD.
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BA race: Da Orks
BA group: Adeptus Arbites
Ba Individual Saint Praxedes of Ophelia VII
Most fail group Every day Imperial Citzens
Most fail group Marine Boyz
Most fail Individual The god (yeah right.) Emperor.
Just for fun:
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Anvils Hammer wrote:
@MrFlutterPie - That's not currently a service we offer, but you can purchase quality miniatures from us..
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