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Also if you want to be popular you'll have to have to come up with a long list of girls you slept with and if there's any doubters make sure you have a page with a bunch hot chicks and phone numbers scribbled on it.

Be yourself, but act confident (fake it in this regard if need be). If you act confident people will be less likely to try and peg weaknesses. If someone tries to sound intimidating in your first encounter with them, immediately laugh. You'll do fine.

As others have said, find the biggest, buffest kid you can and shank him. Preferably in the face. Kick him while he's down and yell, "IS THERE ANYONE ELSE WHO WANTS TO **** WITH ME?" They'll just assume he pissed you off somehow.

Also guyperson5 try not be socially awkward I find that's always good advice.

Cheesecat wrote:Also guyperson5 try not be socially awkward I find that's always good advice.

Also try to be really popular and attractive. You shouldn't have any issues. Later in life just be successful.

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:Also guyperson5 try not be socially awkward I find that's always good advice.

Also try to be really popular and attractive. You shouldn't have any issues. Later in life just be successful.

Exactly, another tip find the hottest girl at your new school and have sex with her. Notice that I didn't include the word "try" this is because as soon as you find this girl you'll need to be ripping off her clothes and

releasing your carnal desires no matter what the context, time, location, setting, etc. By showing the girl that you're confident and risky enough to have hankypanky in public since all women find confident

and risk taking men attractive she will in no way retaliate from your lustful actions and will in fact be aroused by them.

Find the biggest baddest mother in the yard, WHOOP his ass, and make sure everyone sees him go down.




Find and watch The New Guy, learn everything they say in that movie.

Slarg232 wrote:
Find and watch The New Guy, learn everything they say in that movie.

You're actually not that bad off with this advice, which is either sad or awesome.

What cannerus said before. Be confident. If you can't be confident, fake the gak out of it. Because you fake it long enough... you start to believe it. Show no weakness, but at the same time don't always capitalise on other's weakness'. In essence, don't be a dill weed Also the 'be everyone's friend thing' works wonders.
God I wish I could go back to highschool knowing what I know now... And that is highschool doesn't matter beyond the grades and learning how to deal with people.

Find a sport to play. I used to be a shut-in, then I wrestled and made great friends. Just make sure it's a sport you will like.

Try not to be a dick.

If that's too hard, at least try not to be a dick to people who are bigger and stronger than you.

If you're bigger and stronger than everyone else, disregard this.