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Ugh, why did you have to share this with us? This kind of entertainment should be made illegal, its just.......UGH!

LunaHound wrote:Sigh this is disgusting to watch. The fat cow is pretty much guaranteed to destroy that child's life....

So far about 1 minute through and it already appears so...
I'm not sure whether to be glad they had subtitles so I could understand or disappointed they needed subtitles in the same language...

This should just about sum it up nicely.

That beastman is too pretty to make it a good comparison.

And there is no belly sticking out of the flame wash.

Sisters burning Beastmen.... this can only end kinky.

n0t_u wrote:This should just about sum it up nicely.

Ahh but the land whale is too fat to be burnt! its like burning candle through the layers of fattttttttt . this is the only way!
( warning profanity ahead )

Yes my thoughts exactly commissar ****law
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Follow it up with the one two punch I guess.

@_@

Is that Typhraes from Battle Angel?

I don't know I just googled colony drop and it was the first non-demotivational poster/non-tvtropsnotlettingmelink picture.

I didn't know Jabba the Hut could make babies.

But the child is fething INSANE.

Sad. I find all these pageants creepy. I've seen these sorts of programmes before. It's quite obvious that the mother hasn't got much out of life and now lives vicariously through her child, like many pushy parents.

So often they people who love dressing their kids up like these are from the most backward bible thumping areas, on the surface is seems a strange dichotomy that some conservatives sexualise kids on one hand while bashing on about purity rings and abstinence on the other. But it makes sense when you realise that it all comes down to control, girls can be sexual objects, but only on their terms and on their say-so.

Dressing kids like dolls is just part of the sexual politics behind this. It's just horrible and god knows what it does to the child's perspective of the world, they usually come across as fairly ordinary little girls thinking they are the centre of the universe.

As for the coupons and masses of toilet rolls, well that makes good sense if you are buying long term and have the space. Often supermarkets will limit the number of sale items that any customer can have to stop one person bulk buying stuff like they are stocking for a nuclear winter.

So, what we have here is The Blob turning it's drugged up daughter into the world's youngest slut?

Well, I believe Professor Farnsworth says it best;






(Also, if anyone was offended by me using the word "slut", I do apologise"

Kill the fat cow before she can do any further damage to her no doubt already mentally ill daughter.

Huh, odd. Where did my post will all the pictures go?
They summed up my impressions perfectly.

But yeah, this is just ed. This is why hillbilly yokels shouldn't be on TV.

Posts consisting of nothing but (or of a large number of) meme gifs are considered spam on Dakka.

Mannahnin wrote:Posts consisting of nothing but (or of a large number of) meme gifs are considered spam on Dakka.

Even if following the old saying, "Picture is worth a thousand words (or this case, a thousand emotions of disgust)?

Ok then.

Yeah, sorry. I personally often find them appropriate, but they can easily get excessive if used in large numbers, and even a single one used in place of one's own thoughts often becomes a lazy substitute for real discussion.

There's also often a nasty compound effect where one or two "funny" images turn into a cascade of them from multiple posters which turn a good thread into crap.

biccat wrote:

ph34r wrote:They have hundreds of bottles of dish soap, wipes, paper towels, and every other random item you can think of.

Except furniture. What the hell?

Extreme couponing.

The idea is that you wait until item X is on sale then buy a ton of it, like paper towels, dish soap, etc. So instead of buying dish soap once a month at $2.99 each, you buy 36 bottles once every three years at $.50 each.

I suppose it makes sense if you've got the space to store all of that crap.

Actually, the "true" extreme couponing involves getting so many coupons and using them all in such a way that makes the store give you money for shopping, although the TV shows document folks doing this, there aren't stores in my neck of the woods that prescribe to that type of transaction.

It got too creepy for me when she was doing the cowgirl stuff and I tapped out then. Mostly because I didn't want anyone to walk in and catch me watching it...





...Which would be an awkward moment, to say the least.

SIDEBAR: I find it very interesting that some of the posters articulating their distaste at the shallowness on display in the clip are doing so via means of making disparaging comments on the mother's weight. Very interesting indeed.

The women reminds me of the Great Unclean one from DoW 2

I'm afraid.

Very. VERY. Afraid.

So the psychotic daughter is addicted to caffeine and sugar and is barely literate and the mother is actually PUSHING HER to be like this to live out her own dreams of fantasy?

I need to go sit in a corner for a while.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:I'm afraid.

Very. VERY. Afraid.

So the psychotic daughter is addicted to caffeine and sugar and is barely literate and the mother is actually PUSHING HER to be like this to live out her own dreams of fantasy?

I need to go sit in a corner for a while.

wait, ill accompany you......

blood reaper wrote:

That woman should have her child taken from her

A nickle says this will be a reality TV show someday.

Piston Honda wrote:

blood reaper wrote:

That woman should have her child taken from her

A nickle says this will be a reality TV show someday.

I hope so, so I can cut over voice clips from DoW unto it. With the fat women as the Great Unclean one, and the father as Eliphas.

Piston Honda wrote:

blood reaper wrote:

That woman should have her child taken from her

A nickle says this will be a reality TV show someday.

Isn't it already?
It says "Tiaras and toddlers" in the title.


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Alexzandvar wrote:

I hope so, so I can cut over voice clips from DoW unto it. With the fat women as the Great Unclean one, and the father as Eliphas.

What's stopping you from doing it now?

I'm trying to think of what lines would be funny, no idea why I think the dad should be Eliphas, but it just seems to fit.

faaaaaaaaaaaaaat

Albatross wrote:
SIDEBAR: I find it very interesting that some of the posters articulating their distaste at the shallowness on display in the clip are doing so via means of making disparaging comments on the mother's weight. Very interesting indeed.

I have no problem with shallowness. I've come to terms with the fact that I'm a shallow person. However, what's wrong with that pageant doesn't have to do with the shallowness of the event, but just how fethed up it is.

CthuluIsSpy wrote:

Isn't it already?
It says "Tiaras and toddlers" in the title.

I was referring to the person who said "That woman should have her child taken from her"

In other words, a reality TV show about child services that go to houses of bad parents. It would probably one of those "fake" reality TV shows like Operation Repo.

Sorry for the confusion.


I think they have one of those shows for animals on animal planet.

Albatross wrote:SIDEBAR: I find it very interesting that some of the posters articulating their distaste at the shallowness on display in the clip are doing so via means of making disparaging comments on the mother's weight. Very interesting indeed.

I thought the same thing.