A thread for totaly made up garbage (but try to make it sound as if it were real)

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**Rented Tritium**

What happens if two people disagree in big words?

Is that like an unstoppable force hitting an immovable object?

**lowmanjason**

Rented Tritium wrote:What happens if two people disagree in big words?

Is that like an unstoppable force hitting an immovable object?

I heard that if that happens, it is comparable to when matter and anit-matter meet and put the entire universe in jepordy. For that reason, I must bann the use of large font and all caps on this thread! I WILL NOT be held responsible the destruction of the univers... oh wait... woops...

**Cannerus_The_Unbearable**

I saw an old woman trying to cross the street the other day and I was feeling really good about myself, so I didn't try to pay her money for sex. She did not beat me with her purse, ask if I was a druggy or threaten to call the police. It was a terrible day.

**MrMerlin**

this is the most useless thing i have seen this month:

**lowmanjason**

purplefood wrote:
The Guardian wrote:

In a reply statement President Obama welcomes the King in negotiation and talks about the 'special relationship' of the UK and the US.

That Obama part istotally believable

**alarmingrick**

lowmanjason wrote:
purplefood wrote:
The Guardian wrote:

In a reply statement President Obama welcomes the King in negotiation and talks about the 'special relationship' of the UK and the US.

That Obama part istotally believable

Ot threads just aren't complete until someone brings up politics.....

**lowmanjason**

Hey man, you better post some cool uknown fact or something or im going to sic my baby dragon on you!

**purplefood**

alarmingrick wrote:
lowmanjason wrote:
purplefood wrote:
The Guardian wrote:

In a reply statement President Obama welcomes the King in negotiation and talks about the 'special relationship' of the UK and the US.

That Obama part istotally believable

Ot threads just aren't complete until someone brings up politics.....

I knew someone was gonna point that out...
Worth it