A Warhammer 40k Theme Park.

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**Vice_Grip**

Divid the park up based on armies. Like in the ork part, you would have the following-

Little toddlers painted green wandering around for you to kick and abuse when you felt mad about something.

No rent-a-cops, so that everyone can just wander around and get in fights with each other.

The first-aid area would contain a rusty saw, a bucket of screws and a bunch of half-broken power tools. Your care would be administrated by biker gang member who has consumed so much beer that his blood-to-alcohol ratio could not be measured by modern science. Have fun.

All of the rides were built by proffesional wrestlers and made up of house-hold appliances and peices of old cars. They have not been tested. In fact, they're not even sure if the tracks line up. But what the hell, it'll be fine.

Yeeeaaaahhh, i think i'll give this park a miss..

Unless you get to pilot battlesuits in the tau area o.0

Epic, Crisis suit simulator, complete with full range of motion.

And mabey a Lemen Russ battle tank sim as well.

**Nurgle**

Did somebody say Nurgle?

**Painbiro**

im2randomghgh wrote:
loota boy wrote:Divid the park up based on armies. Like in the ork part, you would have the following-

Little toddlers painted green wandering around for you to kick and abuse when you felt mad about something.

No rent-a-cops, so that everyone can just wander around and get in fights with each other.

The first-aid area would contain a rusty saw, a bucket of screws and a bunch of half-broken power tools. Your care would be administrated by biker gang member who has consumed so much beer that his blood-to-alcohol ratio could not be measured by modern science. Have fun.

All of the rides were built by proffesional wrestlers and made up of house-hold appliances and peices of old cars. They have not been tested. In fact, they're not even sure if the tracks line up. But what the hell, it'll be fine.

Yeeeaaaahhh, i think i'll give this park a miss..

Unless you get to pilot battlesuits in the tau area o.0

Or pilot a Ravager in the DE area.

On second thoughts, do you really even want to go into a DE-themed area?

**Trondheim**

Painbiro wrote:
im2randomghgh wrote:
loota boy wrote:Divid the park up based on armies. Like in the ork part, you would have the following-

Little toddlers painted green wandering around for you to kick and abuse when you felt mad about something.

No rent-a-cops, so that everyone can just wander around and get in fights with each other.

The first-aid area would contain a rusty saw, a bucket of screws and a bunch of half-broken power tools. Your care would be administrated by biker gang member who has consumed so much beer that his blood-to-alcohol ratio could not be measured by modern science. Have fun.

All of the rides were built by proffesional wrestlers and made up of house-hold appliances and peices of old cars. They have not been tested. In fact, they're not even sure if the tracks line up. But what the hell, it'll be fine.

Yeeeaaaahhh, i think i'll give this park a miss..

Unless you get to pilot battlesuits in the tau area o.0

On second thoughts, do you really even want to go into a DE-themed area?

Oh god yes! Take me to the skyes Vect!

Imagien doctor time with the hemaculie or "joyrides" with Helions?

Or pilot a Ravager in the DE area.

**Far Seer**

You could have assault marines chopping with chainswords in a restaurant...The whirr is sure to give an interesting atmosphere!

**Trondheim**

That sounds like fun, just be sure to wear safty googels thou, you dont want bitzs of heretic in your eye

**Ratius**

Some absolutely hilarious ideas in here

keep it up peeps.

**Henners91**

The car park should be Tzeentch-themed; as soon as you've left, attendants take your car away and park it somewhere else in the name of 'change'.

Or they swap the vehicle for another.

Or just crush it into a cube.

**Ratius**

"You now have 15 seconds to move your cube"

**Alexzandvar**

The admittance staff who are Khorne berserkers sell the tickets, who just scream at you, and you need to scream back to get your ticket.

"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, WILL THAT BE JUST YOU AND THE PATHETIC WEAKLI- I MEAN THE CHILD"

**Da Kommizzar**

You could just go to a already existing theme park and just in your head rename all the rides and events.
I think to make this work it should be all computer simulation with the simulation gear so that you are in the 40k universe, or have the gear at home.!

"ok kids just try and move around in these things"-Mega armour version of bumper cars

**RicBlasko**

hotsauceman1 wrote:Guys, What about the Rides?
How about the
"Golden Throne experiance"
Where you site in the replica of the golden throne and get taken through a ride of the warp and see the chaos gods. The entire time you have to pee and have an itch on your nose

It's way ot late, I seen that as "Golden Shower Experiance"
Maybe it was the Chaos/Slannash Strip Club idea I seen before this.
Now I am thinking of an S&M club with Commisars....

Anyway, you can get laser tag, there was a ride at Kings Island, where you drove a little two man wheeled tank that shot tennis balls, and people on the outside had cannons that shot the same, and if you hit the bulls eye on the tank it stopped for 30 seconds. I seen the same with boats in a shallow pool.