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Would it be awesome? I think so.

One of the main attractions could be the "Imperial Guard Laser Tag Arena".

No.
There's Warhammer World...that's pretty cool.

Alexzandvar wrote:One of the main attractions could be the "Imperial Guard Laser Tag Arena".

So everybody gets geared up, given laser-tag weapons then has to run into an over-sized blender with a scary face painted on?

Just Dave wrote:

Alexzandvar wrote:One of the main attractions could be the "Imperial Guard Laser Tag Arena".

So everybody gets geared up, given laser-tag weapons then has to run into an over-sized blender with a scary face painted on?

I was thinking more of, Space Marines and Imperial Guard VS Orks and Chaos. Space Marines get laser "bolters" and Imperial Guardsmen just get regular laser weaponry.

Space Marines can take more hits, but there armor is heavy. Guardsmen have lighter armor but can take less hits. Orks just get foam axes and massive "Dakka" laser weapons with poor accuracy. Chaos get was space marines get with more spikes and foam daemon swords.


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You could also have a Space Marine drop pod themed ride named "Steel Rain"

Theme parks are supposed to be family friendly. I don't see that happening with a Daemonette Diner.

And could they really get you to come in and eat at Nurgle's Grill?

Brothererekose wrote:Theme parks are supposed to be family friendly. I don't see that happening with a Daemonette Diner.

And could they really get you to come in and eat at Nurgle's Grill?

They could have the Orky Roast. Were it's a warboss wearing an apron over a grill cooking some Tyranids.

They could also serve Fungus beer ( green colored beer )


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Oh and this video inspired the Drop Pod "Steel Rain" idea.

Alexzandvar wrote:

Brothererekose wrote:Theme parks are supposed to be family friendly. I don't see that happening with a Daemonette Diner.

And could they really get you to come in and eat at Nurgle's Grill?

They could have the Orky Roast. Were it's a warboss wearing an apron over a grill cooking some Tyranids.

They could also serve Fungus beer ( green colored beer )


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Oh and this video inspired the Drop Pod "Steel Rain" idea.

Did..they just steal the theme from Command and Conquer?
HERESY!

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Brothererekose wrote:Theme parks are supposed to be family friendly. I don't see that happening with a Daemonette Diner.

And could they really get you to come in and eat at Nurgle's Grill?

Drop the kids off with Papa Nurgle while the adults go to the Daemonette Diner

Guys, What about the Rides?
How about the
"Golden Throne experiance"
Where you site in the replica of the golden throne and get taken through a ride of the warp and see the chaos gods. The entire time you have to pee and have an itch on your nose

How about Flight of the Eisentstein?

A 3D ride where you're jostled around on a little car while the "ship" detiorates and actors dressed as Garro and his loyalists duke it out with Plague marines?

A ride that is simply a steep incline, then and 80 degree drop back to ground level, pretty much a free fall. Seats designed so you descend face first. Call it Elysian combat drop or something. Really high.

There could be tons of cool, family friendly fun games!
Like Mechboy simulator: Everyone gets 10 minutes with tons of electronic junk before they have the enter an arena and kill their competitors with their newly made crazy technology!

The white shield experience: Everyone gets a helmet and a vest and then has to charge people with airsoft guns, paintball guns and other assorted weapons. The fun only ends when everyone is really hurt and sad.

The Khorne experience: Take several hits of acid, speed and/or cocaine, listen to any assorted variation of metal and get dropped into an arena with other competitors and random household objects. Go nuts.

In conclusion, I don't think a wh40k theme park would be a great idea, but it leaves a lot of room for the imagination!

Fire_for_effect wrote:There could be tons of cool, family friendly fun games!
Like Mechboy simulator: Everyone gets 10 minutes with tons of electronic junk before they have the enter an arena and kill their competitors with their newly made crazy technology!

The white shield experience: Everyone gets a helmet and a vest and then has to charge people with airsoft guns, paintball guns and other assorted weapons. The fun only ends when everyone is really hurt and sad.

The Khorne experience: Take several hits of acid, speed and/or cocaine, listen to any assorted variation of metal and get dropped into an arena with other competitors and random household objects. Go nuts.

In conclusion, I don't think a wh40k theme park would be a great idea, but it leaves a lot of room for the imagination!

Im going to go create to khorne experience in my backyard.

The Administratum experience. Paperwork for 6 hours.

Harriticus wrote:The Administratum experience. Paperwork for the rest of your life.

Fix'd.

Aww I wanted to fix that.

Rabtorian wrote:A ride that is simply a steep incline, then and 80 degree drop back to ground level, pretty much a free fall. Seats designed so you descend face first. Call it Elysian combat drop or something. Really high.

It could also be a simulator, where you see clouds going past you, and flak blasts going off around you.

The age warning for the ride could be. "No matter what, you WILL gak you pants"

Alexzandvar wrote:

Just Dave wrote:

Alexzandvar wrote:One of the main attractions could be the "Imperial Guard Laser Tag Arena".

So everybody gets geared up, given laser-tag weapons then has to run into an over-sized blender with a scary face painted on?

I was thinking more of, Space Marines and Imperial Guard VS Orks and Chaos. Space Marines get laser "bolters" and Imperial Guardsmen just get regular laser weaponry.

Space Marines can take more hits, but there armor is heavy. Guardsmen have lighter armor but can take less hits. Orks just get foam axes and massive "Dakka" laser weapons with poor accuracy. Chaos get was space marines get with more spikes and foam daemon swords.


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You could also have a Space Marine drop pod themed ride named "Steel Rain"

umm...laser tag with melee? Melee with strangers? Just no.

im2randomghgh wrote:

Alexzandvar wrote:

Just Dave wrote:

Alexzandvar wrote:One of the main attractions could be the "Imperial Guard Laser Tag Arena".

So everybody gets geared up, given laser-tag weapons then has to run into an over-sized blender with a scary face painted on?

I was thinking more of, Space Marines and Imperial Guard VS Orks and Chaos. Space Marines get laser "bolters" and Imperial Guardsmen just get regular laser weaponry.

Space Marines can take more hits, but there armor is heavy. Guardsmen have lighter armor but can take less hits. Orks just get foam axes and massive "Dakka" laser weapons with poor accuracy. Chaos get was space marines get with more spikes and foam daemon swords.


Automatically Appended Next Post:
You could also have a Space Marine drop pod themed ride named "Steel Rain"

umm...laser tag with melee? Melee with strangers? Just no.

Why? It shall be glorious!

Alexzandvar wrote:

im2randomghgh wrote:

Alexzandvar wrote:

Just Dave wrote:

Alexzandvar wrote:One of the main attractions could be the "Imperial Guard Laser Tag Arena".

So everybody gets geared up, given laser-tag weapons then has to run into an over-sized blender with a scary face painted on?

I was thinking more of, Space Marines and Imperial Guard VS Orks and Chaos. Space Marines get laser "bolters" and Imperial Guardsmen just get regular laser weaponry.

Space Marines can take more hits, but there armor is heavy. Guardsmen have lighter armor but can take less hits. Orks just get foam axes and massive "Dakka" laser weapons with poor accuracy. Chaos get was space marines get with more spikes and foam daemon swords.


Automatically Appended Next Post:
You could also have a Space Marine drop pod themed ride named "Steel Rain"

umm...laser tag with melee? Melee with strangers? Just no.

Why? It shall be glorious!

It shall be law-suit tastic.

I don't think this really lends itself to a theme park.

grot land mining.

Would be cool to name rides after 40k stuff, not create new ideas like playing out stuff that would happen in the 40k universe.

I mean, having one of those drop tower thingies called "the drop pod" or something would be pretty cool, but at the end of the day, it would just be another theme park. How awesome it would be depends on the rides.

I would like something to do with Genestealers.

Drop Pod ride!

The Garden of Nurgle water ride!

A hanging rollercoaster that's themed around you wearing a jump pack!

Gorka Morka dogde'ems!

Thunderwolf Cavalry merry go round!

Indoor 'Enter the Warp' rollercoaster!

Tyranid Hive bouncy castle!

I am pressed to think of more...

Orkish pellet gun games (no groves to gun so super inaccurate)
"Punt da runt!" Gretchin "petting" zoo
Thunderhammer! [TM] Swing a thunderhammer onto a mallet strength test have "Sissy Eldar" near the bottom
Daddy Tzetch's house of mirrors: Children aren't returned if lost.

Lord Rogukiel wrote:Would be cool to name rides after 40k stuff, not create new ideas like playing out stuff that would happen in the 40k universe.

I mean, having one of those drop tower thingies called "the drop pod" or something would be pretty cool, but at the end of the day, it would just be another theme park. How awesome it would be depends on the rides.

This.

Plus, it would probably be in Nottingham. Which is pretty damn far.

Divid the park up based on armies. Like in the ork part, you would have the following-

Little toddlers painted green wandering around for you to kick and abuse when you felt mad about something.

No rent-a-cops, so that everyone can just wander around and get in fights with each other.

The first-aid area would contain a rusty saw, a bucket of screws and a bunch of half-broken power tools. Your care would be administrated by biker gang member who has consumed so much beer that his blood-to-alcohol ratio could not be measured by modern science. Have fun.

All of the rides were built by proffesional wrestlers and made up of house-hold appliances and peices of old cars. They have not been tested. In fact, they're not even sure if the tracks line up. But what the hell, it'll be fine.

Yeeeaaaahhh, i think i'll give this park a miss..

loota boy wrote:Divid the park up based on armies. Like in the ork part, you would have the following-

Little toddlers painted green wandering around for you to kick and abuse when you felt mad about something.

No rent-a-cops, so that everyone can just wander around and get in fights with each other.

The first-aid area would contain a rusty saw, a bucket of screws and a bunch of half-broken power tools. Your care would be administrated by biker gang member who has consumed so much beer that his blood-to-alcohol ratio could not be measured by modern science. Have fun.

All of the rides were built by proffesional wrestlers and made up of house-hold appliances and peices of old cars. They have not been tested. In fact, they're not even sure if the tracks line up. But what the hell, it'll be fine.

Yeeeaaaahhh, i think i'll give this park a miss..

Unless you get to pilot battlesuits in the tau area o.0

im2randomghgh wrote:

Alexzandvar wrote:

Just Dave wrote:

Alexzandvar wrote:One of the main attractions could be the "Imperial Guard Laser Tag Arena".

So everybody gets geared up, given laser-tag weapons then has to run into an over-sized blender with a scary face painted on?

I was thinking more of, Space Marines and Imperial Guard VS Orks and Chaos. Space Marines get laser "bolters" and Imperial Guardsmen just get regular laser weaponry.

Space Marines can take more hits, but there armor is heavy. Guardsmen have lighter armor but can take less hits. Orks just get foam axes and massive "Dakka" laser weapons with poor accuracy. Chaos get was space marines get with more spikes and foam daemon swords.


Automatically Appended Next Post:
You could also have a Space Marine drop pod themed ride named "Steel Rain"

umm...laser tag with melee? Melee with strangers? Just no.

I struggle enough with normal laser tag. When you have the gun in your hand you have a sudden realisation that you're powerful enough to physically overcome them. There's a huge temptation to just knock them out with the gun. Shame you can't, really.