Battle Report time, So come with me, my children and gather around to hear a tell of blood shed and carnage. In a galaxy far far away, in a time long ago there was a battle. It took place in the 41st something or other. The British made it, But we only hold that against them when the rules suck or when we play grey knight players.
So welcome to another Battle report. This time its the good old plague marines vs a bile list. We all know the guy. This was a 2k point game. Here goes the lists, As far as i can remember. So who knows if i am right or wrong. But blood shed, lets take a good hard look at what we brought.
Plague marines 2k
Lord with wings power weapon plasma pistol MON
Plague marine squad, 8xmen champ with power fist, 2x melta guns, rhino x 4
Chaos raptors, 8x men champ with power fist, 2x meltas, ION
Obliterator cult, 3x2men Thats three squads of 2.
Bile List. (This is from memory)
Fabuis Bile
2 Chaos space marine squads with 10xmen champ power fist 2x melta guns, rhino, Enhanced, IOS
2 Chaos space marine squads with 10xmen champ power fist, lascannon,plasma gun, Enhanced. IOS
Chaos havocs 10xmen with 4 missile launchers IOS
Preds, Lasscannon turret and side spons. x2
This game wasn't very fun. Things went bad and it didn't end well. I am not posting this battle to boost my ego. I felt like crap after this game because of how bad it ended. The dice weren't on my opponents side and a few mistakes made for a rather boring game of removing models and rolling dice.
You will notice that i don't have 4 rhinos and i had to use foam to proxy. Now before you guys say anything, I did mark the doors and wrote "RHINO STANDIN" On it. So don't worry we all knew it was a rhino and we where good to go. So here you go, set up. The game was spire head, kill points. I got first turn.
As you can see. We are gearing up to run at each other and kill one another. I rolled to go first, and to my luck I got to go first. So first turn. The mightest one of the game. Now I took a good hard think about what i was going to do turn one. So after about 3 hours of thinking about the first move, Which is the most important one of the game. I decided to move everything forward and pop smoke on rhinos and shoot with the oblits only to not hit a thing.
His, Mighty, but not so mighty as it wasn't turn one any more but turn two turn. Now. I had moved up, And he moved up to meet me in the middle. So after a little bit of moving. He shot, killing a squad of oblits.
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So With my craptastic oblits not doing anything for the second game in a row. I decided to try out a new plan. Namely shoot with them till they do something or burn the models to the ground.
Turn 2, My turn. No where as good as the first turn but Hey its a new turna nd we have to keep our hopes up for a new day. Ok so after seeing that he moved up, I figured i was in the clear. I didn't need to put much thought into what i was going to do next. So after about a pack of smokes three bathroom breaks, and a small lunch break. I finally made it back to the game with in 2 hours
He moved his 2 rhinos up. I jumped everything forward and was able to break open the rhinos, I shot some more into his 2 squads. And charged in the weaker squad with one squad of marines. The other stronger squad got raptors and marines. I blew through the stronger and tied up the weaker.
Using the squad of plague marines to screen my raptors while they moved up. I was able to get closer to his next units.
His turn. Turn 2. His second turn. Now I have just ran through a couple of his squads, And this is where his dice start to give out and mine start to kick in a lot better. This is the turning point in the game. right now its not all that fun.
He moves up and unloads into my squads with rapid fire plasma guns, missile launchers. and lascannons. not killing very many. cover saved me.
Turn three my turn. I charged into his havocs with 1 squad of marines. My oblits blew up his pred, and my raptors and marines took out another squad. So right now he is down to 1 squad and a tank. His havocs are on the run, This is where the game is over. We contuine for the sake of finishing this crap game. And i call it a crap game because from here on out its one sided. And nothing can stop it.
He has 2
kps at this point. And i am about to have his whole army.
So i am moving in. I move a rhino around the board to block his one good tank from firing. screen raptors with marines again. And move forward.
Just to wrap up the rest of the game. Ok This is what happened, his turn saw shooting at me. Blowing up a rhino and take a few guys down. All he could do at this point. I shot his havocs off the board by making them run again. The pred, was gang raped by 4 melta guns and charged into by raptors.
This was just one of those games where something went right and another thing went wrong. And It sucks it really does. The first time these lists went at each other we had a ton of fun. But it didn't happen this time. Something went wrong and a fun game became pretty much a waste of time. In the respects that the game wasn't as fun and didn't end on a high note. Games like this, are really a shame. It wasn't anything that the players did or didn't do, with out minor error. It was really bad and really good rolling that stopped this game from going well. The next game between us will be fun and a knuckle dragging fight.
The game ended with him not having an army and only taking three kill points. not a fun end to the makings of a fun game.
So till we meet again. Later today when i post another battle report, next time it will be The all mighty first turn Plague marines vs a Death guard army.