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Brother
>Brother
The heretic marines of Slaanesh are moving towards our position
>I stand ready to resist their advances
Was that a joke, my brother?
>It was indeed brother.
I found it amusing.
>As did I brother. Enough of this levity, it is time for war.

Brother
>Brother
How many Guardsmen does it take to paint a Leman Russ?
>My knowledge is insufficient in this area Brother, please enlighten me.
Depends how hard you throw them Brother
>GUFFAW

>Brother Thorek, what do you call an Eldar who has stopped scheming?
What?
>A dead Eldar
GUFFAW

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Comedy_Marines

There's even more of them.

Nictolopy wrote:The xenos most likely to loot a store during an invasion?

Jeanstealers....




...Oh, you meant FUNNY jokes...

Could be worse. Could be Blood Letters...

A squad of guardsmen is in a chimera, lead by a Comissar. The driver says he sees a heretic missile coming straight at them, surely to blow them to bits. He tells the Comissar they are surely doomed.

To keep the men's spirits up, the Comissar tells his men,
"Fear not, for I possess enough fortitude to strike any foes weapon in two with my junk" and with that he grabs a lasgun, unzips his fly and proceeds to attempt to smite the lasgun in half with his junk.

With a thunderous explosion the chimera is blown in two, sending guardsmen flying in every direction. Dazed, one guardsman tells the wounded driver, "That was a great trick you had the Comissar do to impress us. I feel no fear even though the missile struck us."

The driver laughs and says, "What are you talking about, the missile missed us by a mile!"

I saw one ages ago that listed all the great things Abbadon did comparied to Vader

Why do space wolf drop pods only hold 10 instead of 12?

They needed rom for the kegs

 Wild wrote:
Why do space wolf drop pods only hold 10 instead of 12?

They needed rom for the kegs

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What do you tell a guardsman with two black eyes?

Nothing, the Commissar has already told him twice.