In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war...and idiocy.

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**crazyrossboy**

Go to ground (+1 to cover save) in fortifications (3+ base cover save) with a camo cloak or stealth USR (another +1 to cover save), for a cover save of 1+. Where is your God now?

my god is in ordinance, ignoring your cover, laughing at you from space

**Legion of Damnation**

Let's not forget the Dark Angels (whose secret was that they were gay)

**IHateNids**

LoneLictor wrote:In 40k, everyone is insane except innocent civilians caught in the crossfire. The Imperium is insane, the Traitor Legionnaires are insane, the Daemons are insane, the Tau are insane, the Dark Eldar are insane, the Craftworld Eldar are insane and the Orks are insane.

And the Necrons shoot at everyone, and the Nids go "OmNomNomNomNomNomNomNomNom"

**Brother Axel**

BEHOLD YOUR SAVIOUR!

Oh wait...

**ZSO SAHALL**

Not idiocy he just likes hanging with deamonittes rather than with his troops, as do the rest of them, except for the lion who of course was very gay and the rock was just the night club they all went to,

**KplKeegan**

I'd say Crimson Fists are pretty idiotic, but nothing takes the cake when the Emperor, despite being told that Horus was going to backstab him in the not-so-distant future, ordered Leman Russ to do away with Magnus.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Idiocy for Blood Angels:

"Hur, let's just get our medical units and send them gun-ho into battle."

"Dur, let's keep these plans that would surely benefit mankind to ourselves, because we wanna."

"Mur, let's go and make flying bikes by growing magical wings."

**Iranna**

Yori wrote:Placing defeated deamons in statues which are than placed in a public square.

Best place to hide something is often in plain sight.

Iranna.

**DrimGark**

Well, really, the Imperium has never been especially practical.

Now, face me, and my pipe-organ missle launcher!

**IGdude354**

How bout an alien race that are a type of fungus that happens to be able to grow a brain, emotions, and in some cases, the ability to think.

Really complex for being related to mushrooms

**Veteran Sergeant**

IGdude354 wrote:How bout an alien race that are a type of fungus that happens to be able to grow a brain, emotions, and in some cases, the ability to think.

Really complex for being related to mushrooms

I won't lie, I definitely liked the Ork back story far more pre-mushroom.

**Omegus**

LoneLictor wrote:In 40k, everyone is insane except innocent civilians caught in the crossfire. The Imperium is insane, the Traitor Legionnaires are insane, the Daemons are insane, the Tau are insane, the Dark Eldar are insane, the Craftworld Eldar are insane and the Orks are insane.

Only the insane have strength enough to prosper; only those that prosper can truly judge what is sane.

And Lorgar is actually the most useful of the daemon primarchs, since he's constantly producing more tomes on manipulating daemons and the warp, thus strengthening his Legion.