In the face of danger.........

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**Brother SRM**

I like how "what weaopn would you bring?" has become "how many billions of Imperial Armour units would you bring?" so quickly. I think the average reaction for most of us in this situation would be to sit in our basements and gak ourselves to death, but that's just being realistic

**salix_fatuus**

A laspistol

**TheAngrySquig**

Creed

**BTNeophyte**

The Crusader wrote:The Black Sword and The Armour of Faith

Exalted

**Jihadnik**

My mum...because she can always make things right!

Failing that, a Shark with a laser!

**Squidmanlolz**

A company of Void-strike missile launchers

**Brother SRM**

A few new blades for my exacto knife so I can spend the years under our new alien overlords working on my backlog of models.

**Great White**

Jihadnik wrote:Failing that, a Shark with a laser!

I'm good to go.

I would bring a grenade, pull the pin and run into the middle of the crowd. Also works with c4.

**The Crusader**

Great White wrote:
Jihadnik wrote:Failing that, a Shark with a laser!

I'm good to go.

I would bring a grenade, pull the pin and run into the middle of the crowd. Also works with c4.

Not wishing to spam or anything but I played Call of duty once against a load of suicide bombers and the narrator said "Suicide Bombers! Keep your distance!"

Really? No

Call of Duty is just one big

Anywho, Jihadnik; Don't forget your orange Shheerrrbeeerrrt.

**SDFarsight**

Orks/Nids/Dark Eldar/most others: Terminator armour w/ Assault cannon

Tau: welcoming arms and intelligence reports.

**StoneRaizer**

Orks/Nids/Dark Eldar - Thunderwolf. "Here Fido, come gimme a kiss... AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!"

Tau - a Frag grenade to play fetch with the Kroot.

**Discodontron**

A white flag, to give up.

Hope its tau to work for the "Greater Good" and be spared.

**SDFarsight**

StoneRaizer wrote:Orks/Nids/Dark Eldar - Thunderwolf. "Here Fido, come gimme a kiss... AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!"

Tau - a Frag grenade to play fetch with the Kroot.

You mean Kroot Hounds?

**Unit1126PLL**

Actually a Hotshot Lasgun (formerly Hellgun) isn't that bad of an idea for a guerrilla type force.

Packs a big punch, handheld, and rechargeable with sunlight. WOO

**TheAngrySquig**

The Phalanx

**Hornifex**

Monolith

**BlapBlapBlap**

A small piece of reed, my trusty top hat and the bagpipes that haunt my dreams.

Seriously, a Laspistol. I'm fethed anyway, let's make it entertaining.

**riverhawks32**

A flamer....and a bolt pistol when I run out of fuel..the commissars seem to use them effectively enough.

**Brother SRM**

riverhawks32 wrote:A flamer....and a bolt pistol when I run out of fuel..the commissars seem to use them effectively enough.

I prefer to cut out the middleman:

**riverhawks32**

True enough.

**hotsauceman1**

Actually this may be me
When in deadly danger,
When beset by doubt,
Run in little circles,
Wave your arms and shout

**salix_fatuus**

After careful consideration (aka reading the ork codex). I would now pick a Choppa = the swiss army knife of the orks xD

**AL-PiXeL01**

It depends on the defenses of the planets but modt likely: A bolt pistol with a single round in it. No going back from that.

**Zathras**

Chuck Norris

**moom241**

Las-gun. Go to ground in dirt, nowhere, and wait it out. Potshots at anyone who comes close.

**Grey elder**

A D20 just to confuse the enemy, and a hand basket, because im going to hell.

**LORD_PANTERA**

I would bring a Chimera that is fully upgraded with all of the necessities like a hull mounted Heavy flamer, Armor upgrades, Multi-laser and a Kick ass sound system to roll on into battle with the xenos.

**Defiler37**

A stick. Bring it Swarmlord.

Serious answer: A Dread Knight suit, and start skipping through the hordes of xenos like i was skipping through a field of really angry flowers.

**pwntallica**

If I could bring all kinds of vehicles and such, probably a land raider of whichever build is most appropriate for the invaders.

If it's just infantry gear, then terminator armour with assault cannon, chain fist, and cyclone missile launcher.

If it's just a single weapon. Then a sniper rifle. I'm a pretty good shot, and lets face it, with nothing else, I wouldn't want to get close.