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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/06/29 02:01:10
Subject: Orks are amazing
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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What I like about Orks is that the codex is so clearly a joke. It is a bonna-fide parody of every other codex, eschewing all this 'awesome we're da best kodex' crap for "we like to blow gak up."
In the end, I love it because it doesn't necessarily pretend to be the best army (even though it has the potential to steamroll.) and it doesn't have "all but impenetrable" to describe trucks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/06/29 02:02:04
Subject: Orks are amazing
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Captain of the Forlorn Hope
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kronk wrote:Red Paint Jobs work because they believe it...!
The Blood Angels must believe it as well, as most of their vehicles are fast.
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"Did you notice a sign out in front of my chapel that said "Land Raider Storage"?" -High Chaplain Astorath the Grim Redeemer of the Lost.
I sold my soul to the devil and now the bastard is demanding a refund!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/06/29 05:29:28
Subject: Re:Orks are amazing
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Luke_Prowler wrote:Pouncey wrote:CruelCoin wrote:I love the slapstick nature of Ork lore.
No other codex has you giggling throughout.
That, and how they are engaging in war for the hell of it.
Things like "red paint makes it go faster", "yellow paint makes it go boom bigger" are also just fooking brilliant.
What... what happens if you paint it orange?
They explode faster, clearly. Great prank to pull on the mek boyz, just not on the nob's wagon
What about the Boss' trukk?
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/06/29 14:35:05
Subject: Orks are amazing
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Brainy Zoanthrope
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As an old ork player I use to tell people that orks are the one army that can do almost anything better than any other army, but they can only do it one thing at a time...ie when you want to shoot with orks you can put more firepower out (imo) than just about any other army. That use to be my favorite part of playing them. I'd show up with one box of models and be able to field 5 armies that would each be extremely strong and more than capable of doing the job.
With that I'd also say that they are by far the most fun I've had modeling/painting. I use to play regularly with 4 different armies and my orks were the largest and the only ones that I could bear to finish painting.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/06/29 16:29:41
Subject: Orks are amazing
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Regular Dakkanaut
Saint Louis Mo
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KewlImp wrote:The one thing I really like about the orks is how they make garbage into weapons.
Orks are the only truly GREEN army out there!!!
Any who what's not to like about the Orks? You can have 90% of your army die but still win most games. The comic aspect what the big part that brought me in. Not to mention the amount of conversion you can do with them... have some random vehicle models sitting around.... make a looted wagon out of it!!! There are no limits what you can do with the Orks. Not to mention the new kamikaze fighter
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/06/29 16:53:14
Subject: Orks are amazing
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Furious Raptor
A top the tip of the endless spire
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I used to play orks and csm but when my storage could no longer hold both I sold the orks... something to this day I regret. They are by far the most fun to play with, their logic is close to genius levels of simple, their philosophy of if it can kill you its fun to play with it (usually with a big choppa or gun), the fact that they quite literally never lose... winning is winning, dying is just dying and running away is just so they can come back again. Orks are the most over the top, rowdy and ridiculous army there is... whats not to love?
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''I am the prophet of doom!''
Really?
''Yes... the last thing you shall see before your eyes close...''
.....will be?
''....your bedroom ceiling'' |
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