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Ma55ter_fett wrote:It reads like the ramblings of a Nigerian lobotomized Shakespeare typed into a cellphone with a very aggressive autocomplete function.

You sir, have just been sigged.

Frazzled wrote:Tell her you'll marry her if her family ponies up a dowry of fifty asses, three camels, and a 1958 Buick.

Dont forget the key to a Volkswagen Scirocco!

Grakmar wrote:I don't understand. Did you not realize she was a webcam girl when you two were friends on Facebook?

Her texts look so hot I don't need pictures.

Grakmar wrote:And, why did you delete her in the first place?

I am trying to work that out too, since I dont have a Facebook account. How could I be so careless?

Why must there be so many Adriana's on Facebook! I want to get my free code and if you don't go well Orlanth maybe it can be my balls that don't get kicked.