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Scam email from srcoc******@mjvkmm******.com: (conceled letters make no more sense than the unconcealed)

BABE... i guess your not getting any of my email huh? ive been
tryign to email you so many times but this dam laptop is such a piece of
garbage and keeps freezing.. anyways how you been?

In case you dont know who this is its ME Adriana.. we used to chat a bit
on facebook and then I think you deleted me :( haha.. anyways guess what...
I got 2 things to tell u.. both good news.. 1) im single now.. yup me
and my bf broke up about 3 months ago... and 2) guess where im moving?
RIGHT EFFING NEAR U.. lol... ur actually the only person im gonna know
there.. well 3 cousins too but i cant chill with them lol..


I remember when we chatted you told me you thought i was cute and you wanted
to chill so now we finally can HAHA! im kinda scared to move.. im hoping
this email addy is still the one you use and you can chat with me ebfore
i get there.. maybe even help me move my gak in...are you still on facebook?
i cudnt find ui was soo confused...anyways im gonna need someone to show
me the town and take me out so you better be around bebe...


we only chatted a couple times but i remember thinking to myself i
wanted to get ot know you better when i was single..a nd i thoguth you were
cute too but cudnt tell you cause i wasnt single lol...ok so more info about
me.. well im 23.. virgo.. love the outdoors and love to socialize, go out for
drinks, restaurants, movies etc.. travel.. i have a lil kitty named
BOO and i love her to death... uhhh oh im a super horny gurl too but
every gurl is they just wont admit it. so ilove watching p0rn and all
that.. love sex etc blah blah blah...who doesnt..

I really hope we get a chance to chat for a bit either online or on the
fone before i get there enxt week.. i hope you remmeber me and still wanna
chill and arent married yet lol.. OH YA also.. i need to find a job when
i get there..

do you have any hookups or know anybody hiring? id LOVE to work in a bar
or osmehting like that...really anythgin cause my current job is fun
and all.. and technically i CUD keep doign it but i want a change.. i
currently work from home and well thats cool but i need ot be out
meeting people.. oh wait. i dont think i ever actually told you what i
did? hmm shud i......???? ok WELLLL... and dont get all weirded out
on me.. i work on a webcam chat community site and i get paid to chat
with people and get naked HHAHA... BOMB right ? I KNOW.. like i
figure iim horny anyways why not get paid to chat with people and play
with myself heheh...anyways i hope you dont look down on that and NO
THATS NOT WHY IM CONTACTING U RELAX URSELF lol... i actually need help
once i move and i remembered you live there so im reaching out....like i
said before this computer is a complete piece of CRAP and freezes NON
STOP.. ive tried ot send this email to you maybe 3 times already and im
hopign this time i can hit SEND before i run into trouble lol..

ANYWAYS.. heres the deal....every month natalie (my boss) gives each
of us 3 VIP codes to give out to whoever we want.. so with this code u
can lgoin to watch me at work for free and dont have to pay like
everyone else... the only way i can give you one of the codes (so we can
chat) is if you absolutey DO NOT give it out to anyone else and you ONLY
USE IT FOR URSELF... i only get 3 a month and she gets pissed if more
than 3 people use them so DONT SHARE IT MISTER... i figured you cud
always email me back instead but my email account doesnt even let me
login half the time.. so the bets palce ot chat me is my chat room...

if theres anyone else logged in when you sign in ill boot them out.. but
remember DONT SHARE THIS PASSWORD PLEASE BABE IM BEGGING U.. I TRUST
U... im online most of the day now to try and save money for my move..
also since im in such a huge debt already form my student loan :( I
really thingk we need to chat before i get there and make sure you evern
remember me hahha.. anyways ive rambled on and on now and ur probably
soooo annnoyed with me so ill stop now.. im gonna go start work.. i
really hope you come chat me. it wud make my day and releive a lot of my
stress about the move... REALLY i mean that....anyways once i see you in
insdie ill shoot you myc ell number and you can gimme yours.. if you dont

wanna come chat i understand but its really the only palce to find me
now days.. if you email me abck ill probably get it once i get there
after my internet is setup so about 2-3 weeks fomr now.. but im hopign
to see you in my chat room.. rmemeber its 100% free with this code im
gonna give u.. just DONT GIVE IT OUT OR ILL KICK U IN THE BALLS
INSTEAD OF LICK U IN THE BALLS WHEN IS EE U hahahahha...k babe im out
for now... chat ya soon.. kisses xoxo Adriana

FREE VIP BYPASS LINK ------>> [link given]

Seems legit.

I hate it when people type like that, aside form that fact it's obviously and totally legit

Avatar you sent him that didn't you...

Quick I better give them all of my credit card details.. just to be sure.

What is this I don't even...

I lasted 5 lines before my brain just went "you know, it, I'm out. Have fun reading illiterate garbage."

Corpsesarefun wrote:Avatar you sent him that didn't you...

Damnit!

Uhh, I mean, I don't know what you're talking about, it was clearly all your doing.

I hope you're both very happy together.

Morathi's Darkest Sin wrote:Quick I better give them all of my credit card details.. just to be sure.

After Dystopian Wars and Dropzone Commander there is nothing left to steal.

My god! I must give this person 10,000$ he also must be with that Persian Prince that cannot spell his name right! I better double it to be sure he's fine!
/sarcasm off

I have to give that "girl" credit, it certainly is one of the more original shannigans I have seen !

The level of illiteracy displayed was quite magnificent.

I liked "I will kick you in the balls instead of you lick you in the balls LOL"

You are a lucky man my friend, she is quite the poet.

mattyrm wrote:I liked "I will kick you in the balls instead of you lick you in the balls LOL"

You are a lucky man my friend, she is quite the poet.

Well, I'd imagine there are actually places which offer such services deliberately.

It reads like the ramblings of a Nigerian lobotomized Shakespeare typed into a cellphone with a very aggressive autocomplete function.

Please, Orlanth. We already have a thread all about getting freaky with automobiles. Take this nonsense over there, and your dirty chevette whore with you.

So can we get the pass code?

I didn't make it past two lines.

But you probably know what to do.

Well, she seemed like a delightfully friendly young woman. I don't know if anyone else got the subtext, but it sounds to me like she has a wee bit of a soft spot for you, Orlanth. Play your cards right, I reckon you could be in there.

^seconded.

Albatross wrote:Well, she seemed like a delightfully friendly young woman. I don't know if anyone else got the subtext, but it sounds to me like she has a wee bit of a soft spot for you, Orlanth. Play your cards right, I reckon you could be in there.

Help me out here. Which cards do I play, Access or VISA?

VISA, always VISA. Life flows better with VISA.

I totally don't work for VISA's advertising dept.

But seriously, VISA.

Ahh, this reminds me of the time when I was asleep, went on vacation in Britain and had all my money stolen, then sent out an email to everyone in the address book for my old email address and asked them to send money. Ha, good times....

Aw man, some guys have all the luck.

Orlanth wrote:Scam email from srcoc******@mjvkmm******.com: (conceled letters make no more sense than the unconcealed)

BABE... i guess your not getting any of my email huh? ive been
tryign to email you so many times but this dam laptop is such a piece of
garbage and keeps freezing.. anyways how you been?

In case you dont know who this is its ME Adriana.. we used to chat a bit
on facebook and then I think you deleted me :( haha.. anyways guess what...
I got 2 things to tell u.. both good news.. 1) im single now.. yup me
and my bf broke up about 3 months ago... and 2) guess where im moving?
RIGHT EFFING NEAR U.. lol... ur actually the only person im gonna know
there.. well 3 cousins too but i cant chill with them lol..


I remember when we chatted you told me you thought i was cute and you wanted
to chill so now we finally can HAHA! im kinda scared to move.. im hoping
this email addy is still the one you use and you can chat with me ebfore
i get there.. maybe even help me move my gak in...are you still on facebook?
i cudnt find ui was soo confused...anyways im gonna need someone to show
me the town and take me out so you better be around bebe...


we only chatted a couple times but i remember thinking to myself i
wanted to get ot know you better when i was single..a nd i thoguth you were
cute too but cudnt tell you cause i wasnt single lol...ok so more info about
me.. well im 23.. virgo.. love the outdoors and love to socialize, go out for
drinks, restaurants, movies etc.. travel.. i have a lil kitty named
BOO and i love her to death... uhhh oh im a super horny gurl too but
every gurl is they just wont admit it. so ilove watching p0rn and all
that.. love sex etc blah blah blah...who doesnt..

I really hope we get a chance to chat for a bit either online or on the
fone before i get there enxt week.. i hope you remmeber me and still wanna
chill and arent married yet lol.. OH YA also.. i need to find a job when
i get there..

do you have any hookups or know anybody hiring? id LOVE to work in a bar
or osmehting like that...really anythgin cause my current job is fun
and all.. and technically i CUD keep doign it but i want a change.. i
currently work from home and well thats cool but i need ot be out
meeting people.. oh wait. i dont think i ever actually told you what i
did? hmm shud i......???? ok WELLLL... and dont get all weirded out
on me.. i work on a webcam chat community site and i get paid to chat
with people and get naked HHAHA... BOMB right ? I KNOW.. like i
figure iim horny anyways why not get paid to chat with people and play
with myself heheh...anyways i hope you dont look down on that and NO
THATS NOT WHY IM CONTACTING U RELAX URSELF lol... i actually need help
once i move and i remembered you live there so im reaching out....like i
said before this computer is a complete piece of CRAP and freezes NON
STOP.. ive tried ot send this email to you maybe 3 times already and im
hopign this time i can hit SEND before i run into trouble lol..

ANYWAYS.. heres the deal....every month natalie (my boss) gives each
of us 3 VIP codes to give out to whoever we want.. so with this code u
can lgoin to watch me at work for free and dont have to pay like
everyone else... the only way i can give you one of the codes (so we can
chat) is if you absolutey DO NOT give it out to anyone else and you ONLY
USE IT FOR URSELF... i only get 3 a month and she gets pissed if more
than 3 people use them so DONT SHARE IT MISTER... i figured you cud
always email me back instead but my email account doesnt even let me
login half the time.. so the bets palce ot chat me is my chat room...

if theres anyone else logged in when you sign in ill boot them out.. but
remember DONT SHARE THIS PASSWORD PLEASE BABE IM BEGGING U.. I TRUST
U... im online most of the day now to try and save money for my move..
also since im in such a huge debt already form my student loan :( I
really thingk we need to chat before i get there and make sure you evern
remember me hahha.. anyways ive rambled on and on now and ur probably
soooo annnoyed with me so ill stop now.. im gonna go start work.. i
really hope you come chat me. it wud make my day and releive a lot of my
stress about the move... REALLY i mean that....anyways once i see you in
insdie ill shoot you myc ell number and you can gimme yours.. if you dont

wanna come chat i understand but its really the only palce to find me
now days.. if you email me abck ill probably get it once i get there
after my internet is setup so about 2-3 weeks fomr now.. but im hopign
to see you in my chat room.. rmemeber its 100% free with this code im
gonna give u.. just DONT GIVE IT OUT OR ILL KICK U IN THE BALLS
INSTEAD OF LICK U IN THE BALLS WHEN IS EE U hahahahha...k babe im out
for now... chat ya soon.. kisses xoxo Adriana

FREE VIP BYPASS LINK ------>> [link given]

Seems legit. The girl is obviously 200k in student loan debt after finishing her BFA as an English major.

Lucky Bugger, she sounds like a right catch assumings she's not actually a Nigerian bloke.

Still if it turns out to be legit and you need some "help" I receive allot of emails for penis enlargement and Viagra seemingly judging by the spellling from the same girl.

Tell her you'll marry her if her family ponies up a dowry of fifty asses, three camels, and a 1958 Buick.

Frazzled wrote:Tell her you'll marry her if her family ponies up a dowry of fifty asses, three camels, and a 1958 Buick.

That's too generous. I would have gone with 5 camels.

Yeah, but all they'd have to do is tell someone Obama lives in the white house and they'd be up 5 camels. Or has the rate changed now?

Not sure, the rate's always changing these days. Never sure how much a camel is worth really.

I don't understand. Did you not realize she was a webcam girl when you two were friends on Facebook?

And, why did you delete her in the first place?