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Also, it would be great fun.
Maybe we should bomb these sites with a verson of the Trololol song being sung by a jewish woman.
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buddha wrote: I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
Maybe we can form our own online 'regiment'. The Dakka Dakka 1st!
The Kasrkin were just men. It made their actions all the more astonishing. Six white blurs, they fell upon the cultists, lasguns barking at close range. They wasted no shots. One shot, one kill. - Eisenhorn: Malleus
Sturmtruppen wrote:Maybe we can form our own online 'regiment'. The Dakka Dakka 1st!
Good idea!
As I am one of the most experienced veterans on dakka I shall be in charge of getting us into shape.
PM me your address and Ill be round at 0545am tomorrow to take you for a 12 mile run.
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We are arming Syrian rebels who support ISIS, who is fighting Iran, who is fighting Iraq who we also support against ISIS, while fighting Kurds who we support while they are fighting Syrian rebels.
Forgive me, sir, but I don't see how 12 mile runs would help with trolling skills.
The Kasrkin were just men. It made their actions all the more astonishing. Six white blurs, they fell upon the cultists, lasguns barking at close range. They wasted no shots. One shot, one kill. - Eisenhorn: Malleus
Sturmtruppen wrote:Forgive me, sir, but I don't see how 12 mile runs would help with trolling skills.
It will fill you with hate.
You need to be able to hate in order to fight properly.
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Sturmtruppen wrote:Forgive me, sir, but I don't see how 12 mile runs would help with trolling skills.
It will fill you with hate.
You need to be able to hate in order to fight properly.
That and they might send you on special missions... GO HIKE TO THAT COMPUTER UP THE MOUNTAIN AND TROLL FROM THERE, THEN COME BACK!
The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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Sturmtruppen wrote:Forgive me, sir, but I don't see how 12 mile runs would help with trolling skills.
It will fill you with hate.
You need to be able to hate in order to fight properly.
Indeed It will.. I will thrash him daily for weeks.. until bone weary and fatigued, he hates me more than he ever thought it would be possible to hate, and then...slowly but surely.. I shall praise him.. and he shall turn that hatred to the keyboard with unyielding ferocity!
Melissia wrote:
You need to be able to hate in order to fight properly. That and they might send you on special missions... GO HIKE TO THAT COMPUTER UP THE MOUNTAIN AND TROLL FROM THERE, THEN COME BACK!
Haha. Yes, the PC with the best internet connection is on the top floor or a 140 storey building and the elevator is out. You need to have stamina to troll effectively after the insertion march!
We are arming Syrian rebels who support ISIS, who is fighting Iran, who is fighting Iraq who we also support against ISIS, while fighting Kurds who we support while they are fighting Syrian rebels.
and he shall turn that hatred to the keyboard with unyielding ferocity!
Matty...you forgot...you broke him down and remolded him....now you have a loyal follower that will not only troll the jihadist boards but will make you tea/coffee/crumpet/steak grilled to your perfection without you asking him to......aahhhhh Matty....you inquisiter you
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Sturmtruppen wrote:Forgive me, sir, but I don't see how 12 mile runs would help with trolling skills.
More importantly, never give Matty your home address...
That doesn't matter...
He'll track you down anyway...
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Sturmtruppen wrote:Forgive me, sir, but I don't see how 12 mile runs would help with trolling skills.
It will fill you with hate.
You need to be able to hate in order to fight properly.
Indeed It will.. I will thrash him daily for weeks.. until bone weary and fatigued, he hates me more than he ever thought it would be possible to hate, and then...slowly but surely.. I shall praise him.. and he shall turn that hatred to the keyboard with unyielding ferocity!
Melissia wrote:
You need to be able to hate in order to fight properly. That and they might send you on special missions... GO HIKE TO THAT COMPUTER UP THE MOUNTAIN AND TROLL FROM THERE, THEN COME BACK!
Haha. Yes, the PC with the best internet connection is on the top floor or a 140 storey building and the elevator is out. You need to have stamina to troll effectively after the insertion march!
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We'll need to have a support unit that can make up pictures for the combat unit to post. Maybe some short webcomics. I'm thinking Jesus, Barney Fife, Barney the Dinosaur, and Morgan Freeman as the main characters. Call it Southeast Park and all the strips poke out some of the insane flaws Jihad has with it. Make it filled with links to various other sites including 4-chan and Dakka Dakka.
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Free passwords to porn sites. (not kidding) we got info in trade for a Hustler magazine for a IED location
Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
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mattyrm wrote:
Haha. Yes, the PC with the best internet connection is on the top floor or a 140 storey building and the elevator is out. You need to have stamina to troll effectively after the insertion march!
What if im already filled with hatred?
You get to skip training on account of the MLP cancer spread we already know you (and love you) for.
[...] for conflict is the great teacher, and pain, the perfect educator.
Squigsquasher wrote:Until we learn Arabic, let's practice our trolling skills on Stormfront! (Where da white women at?)
Automatically Appended Next Post: Then again...That site scares me.
I take it Stormfront isn't a website to track hurricanes?
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Sturmtruppen wrote:Forgive me, sir, but I don't see how 12 mile runs would help with trolling skills.
On your hands!
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
I see, the cramps that inevitably come about as a result of the running on your hands allow you to utilize CAPS LOCK and looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong strings of identicle letters without tiring.
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Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
Squigsquasher wrote:Until we learn Arabic, let's practice our trolling skills on Stormfront! (Where da white women at?)
Automatically Appended Next Post: Then again...That site scares me.
I take it Stormfront isn't a website to track hurricanes?
Not sure if trolling or just sincere (lol), but Stormfront is a white supremacist website.
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Grey Templar wrote:I see, the cramps that inevitably come about as a result of the running on your hands allow you to utilize CAPS LOCK and looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong strings of identicle letters without tiring.
Meh, greentext is the new CAPS LOCK.
> Implying those 70 virgins aren't fat neckbeards at a M:tG tournament.
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hotsauceman1 wrote:I got it. We troll thiem with ponies.
It would be beautiful. You could spam pictures of Ponified Mohammed.
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[...] for conflict is the great teacher, and pain, the perfect educator.
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
I have the answer...
Jewish transgender lesbian porn. Hot and likely to infuriate the Jihadists.
Also, someone direct me to an MMD model of Miku in a burkha; I'm getting quite good at it, so I could make a silly animation about how pissed Miku is at having to wear a "sacred teatowel".
And ham! We must post many pictures of ham and other pig based products!
And finally...Our greatest weapon...
Mohammed-Chan.
Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote: I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
Jewish transgender lesbian porn. Hot and likely to infuriate the Jihadists.
Also, someone direct me to an MMD model of Miku in a burkha; I'm getting quite good at it, so I could make a silly animation about how pissed Miku is at having to wear a "sacred teatowel".
And ham! We must post many pictures of ham and other pig based products!
And finally...Our greatest weapon...
Mohammed-Chan.
Chibi Mohammed would be a troll weapon akin to a WMD...
Dakka Bingo! By Ouze "You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry.
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
And the next Jihad is declared against Dakka Dakka for extreme Infidel-ness. And then they realize, you cannot defeat the internet.
Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
Squigsquasher wrote:Until we learn Arabic, let's practice our trolling skills on Stormfront! (Where da white women at?)
Automatically Appended Next Post: Then again...That site scares me.
I take it Stormfront isn't a website to track hurricanes?
Not sure if trolling or just sincere (lol), but Stormfront is a white supremacist website.
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Grey Templar wrote:I see, the cramps that inevitably come about as a result of the running on your hands allow you to utilize CAPS LOCK and looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong strings of identicle letters without tiring.
Meh, greentext is the new CAPS LOCK.
> Implying those 70 virgins aren't fat neckbeards at a M:tG tournament.
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hotsauceman1 wrote:I got it. We troll thiem with ponies.
It would be beautiful. You could spam pictures of Ponified Mohammed.
Sincere. I have about six websites for storm tracking. When you live on the Gulf Coast, it doesn't hurt to be prepared.
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
purplefood wrote:
Squigsquasher wrote:I have the answer...
Jewish transgender lesbian porn. Hot and likely to infuriate the Jihadists.
Also, someone direct me to an MMD model of Miku in a burkha; I'm getting quite good at it, so I could make a silly animation about how pissed Miku is at having to wear a "sacred teatowel".
And ham! We must post many pictures of ham and other pig based products!
And finally...Our greatest weapon...
Mohammed-Chan.
Chibi Mohammed would be a troll weapon akin to a WMD...
I shall get my sketchbook and pencil.
Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote: I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
If I get emailed bomb by you all I'm going to...to....to...well you know shoot a weiner dog and point the finger at everyone in DakkaDakka and let Frazz do my work
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Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.
Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha
This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/07/23 17:10:53
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
The Kasrkin were just men. It made their actions all the more astonishing. Six white blurs, they fell upon the cultists, lasguns barking at close range. They wasted no shots. One shot, one kill. - Eisenhorn: Malleus
Only song I can think of thats fun and the um....universal sign in a clean way on trolling their sites
Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.
Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha
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