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USA

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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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Building a blood in water scent

Huh. I guess I'm not that special after all.

Feeder (the band) are pretty good. Here's something I really like, and it's somewhat tangentially related to the original topic.



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Wait...think I expand my resturant...Authentic Genuine American Mexican/Chinese Cruisine. Do I hire other US nationals or canadians..hhmmmm...Whats minumum wage up there?

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Don't be deceived, folks. Dem Canadians come down to America for Canada Day, can't be too great up there....

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Building a blood in water scent

Slarg232 wrote:Don't be deceived, folks. Dem Canadians come down to America for Canada Day, can't be too great up there....


Canada day is July 1st. Most of us take an extra long weekend and travel south to watch our southern brothers blow gak up real good.

We were once so close to heaven, St. Peter came out and gave us medals; declaring us "The nicest of the damned".

“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'” 
   
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The Great State of Texas

LoneLictor wrote:http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2012/07/18/for-the-first-time-canadians-now-richer-than-americans

Those damn maple syrup smoking socialists are apparently richer than us. The average Canadian has more money and is less likely to be unemployed. So, I guess we're like Mexico now.

Imma go hop the border before they start fortifying it.


Send in the girl scouts. We can make Canada into Greater Texas. Sorry, Montreal, you're on your own.

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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Montreal

Frazzled wrote:
LoneLictor wrote:http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2012/07/18/for-the-first-time-canadians-now-richer-than-americans

Those damn maple syrup smoking socialists are apparently richer than us. The average Canadian has more money and is less likely to be unemployed. So, I guess we're like Mexico now.

Imma go hop the border before they start fortifying it.


Send in the girl scouts. We can make Canada into Greater Texas. Sorry, Montreal, you're on your own.


Don't say sorry, that's what we've been asking and bitching about for the last 50 years

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The Empire State

Nickleback is painful to listen to.

It's like listening to that guy on those Ford truck commercials.

As for Canada, if I can't find a job in special education, I would be glad to be called (as Steven Colbert said it) a Snow Back.

I can sing the O Canada drunk.

do I get citizenship?

 
   
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Piston Honda wrote:Nickleback is painful to listen to.

It's like listening to that guy on those Ford truck commercials.

As for Canada, if I can't find a job in special education, I would be glad to be called (as Steven Colbert said it) a Snow Back.

I can sing the O Canada drunk.

do I get citizenship?


Can you fight on skates?

We were once so close to heaven, St. Peter came out and gave us medals; declaring us "The nicest of the damned".

“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'” 
   
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The Empire State

feeder wrote:
Piston Honda wrote:Nickleback is painful to listen to.

It's like listening to that guy on those Ford truck commercials.

As for Canada, if I can't find a job in special education, I would be glad to be called (as Steven Colbert said it) a Snow Back.

I can sing the O Canada drunk.

do I get citizenship?


Can you fight on skates?


Can fight on roller blades.

I'm terrible at ice skating. Only way I can stop is falling on my butt and wait for momentum to stop.

 
   
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Canada or America makes no difference to me.

I'd rather have the Alligators and Harricanes than Blizzards and Moose.

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USA

Speak for yourself, I'd rather have blizzards than Texas heat. can always put on more clothing, but there's only one thing you can do for 48.9C temperatures at >70% humidity-- go inside nad hope your air conditioning doesn't break.

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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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Montreal

Melissia wrote:Speak for yourself, I'd rather have blizzards than Texas heat. can always put on more clothing, but there's only one thing you can do for 48.9C temperatures at >70% humidity-- go inside nad hope your air conditioning doesn't break.


Plus there's dog sledding. Nothing beats the epicness of riding a pack of half-wolves on a frozen river as the ice crumbles under your sled... Nothing!

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The Great State of Texas

Kovnik Obama wrote:
Melissia wrote:Speak for yourself, I'd rather have blizzards than Texas heat. can always put on more clothing, but there's only one thing you can do for 48.9C temperatures at >70% humidity-- go inside nad hope your air conditioning doesn't break.


Plus there's dog sledding. Nothing beats the epicness of riding a pack of half-wolves on a frozen river as the ice crumbles under your sled... Nothing!


How about a sled driven by 100 wiener dogs?

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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How about a sled driven by 100 wiener dogs?


Thats armed!

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Montreal

Frazzled wrote:
Kovnik Obama wrote:
Melissia wrote:Speak for yourself, I'd rather have blizzards than Texas heat. can always put on more clothing, but there's only one thing you can do for 48.9C temperatures at >70% humidity-- go inside nad hope your air conditioning doesn't break.


Plus there's dog sledding. Nothing beats the epicness of riding a pack of half-wolves on a frozen river as the ice crumbles under your sled... Nothing!


How about a sled driven by 100 wiener dogs?


That would be epic indeed. Until the moment they met an actual husky/malamute-led sled. I think I already mentionned this here, but the last time I mushed and we came across a pocket sized dog and it's mistress, the pack decided it was lunchtime. Poor little bichon was in about 12 differents places at the same time after that...

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The Great State of Texas

Kovnik Obama wrote:
Frazzled wrote:
Kovnik Obama wrote:
Melissia wrote:Speak for yourself, I'd rather have blizzards than Texas heat. can always put on more clothing, but there's only one thing you can do for 48.9C temperatures at >70% humidity-- go inside nad hope your air conditioning doesn't break.


Plus there's dog sledding. Nothing beats the epicness of riding a pack of half-wolves on a frozen river as the ice crumbles under your sled... Nothing!


How about a sled driven by 100 wiener dogs?


That would be epic indeed. Until the moment they met an actual husky/malamute-led sled. I think I already mentionned this here, but the last time I mushed and we came across a pocket sized dog and it's mistress, the pack decided it was lunchtime. Poor little bichon was in about 12 differents places at the same time after that...


Not if Frazzled is driving. Nothing says "this sled protected by Bofors" like hanging a Bofors heavy machine gun off of it.



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Jihadin wrote:
How about a sled driven by 100 wiener dogs?


Thats armed!


Or "legged." Four hundred paws of epic doomness! Driving a sleigh with a Bofors armed extremely drunken Frazzled. Western Canada is mine!

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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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PETA probaly arm themselves to come after you then Frazz..

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I always liked Canada's version better.

   
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Canada is nothing more than Greenland's Baja California.

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I can't argue with that...

 
   
 
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