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 kronk wrote:

 Avatar 720 wrote:
Go to a strip club in character.

Funnily enough, the strippers at the club in Indianapolis dress like comic book and sci fi characters for GenCon and make excellent money that weekend.

Or so I'm told...

I missed out this year didn't I?

I was too busy gaming to get a lap dance.

I had a friend go, and then took one back to his hotel. He got some phone calls asking for a loan afterwards...

Why the feth would you give a stripper your real phone number?

Seinfeld nailed it in the 90s.

Some things are great done topless (or naked). Blow drying ones hair or dancing on a pole.

Some things are not great done naked. Coughing. Running a D&D game.

Saw this mentioned on /tg/

This is hilarious

There's plenty of prostitutes on Craigslist.

Why not just hire one of them and get the "full experience?" I'm sure one of them would dress up as an elf and call you "m'lord" for an extra $20.

Also, the porn stars that pretend to be nerds to appeal to a fanatical niche audience make me sick.

 Monster Rain wrote:


Also, the porn stars that pretend to be nerds to appeal to a fanatical niche audience make me sick.

Just the ones that pretend to be nerds?

Yes, actually.

I don't feel vaguely insulted by the garden variety.

 Monster Rain wrote:
Yes, actually.

I don't feel vaguely insulted by the garden variety.

What makes you think they're all pretending?

Perhaps not all of them are.

I'm referring to the ones that do.

 Monster Rain wrote:
Also, the porn stars that pretend to be nerds to appeal to a fanatical niche audience make me sick.

Because you know there's no such thing as a porn star that is actually a nerd...

That's not actually what I said.

But by all means, don't let me interrupt your fantasy.

Honestly who the feth cares if a porn-star has nerd credibility or not I watch porn to see hot chicks perform depraved sex acts, not to read a fething biography.

 Cheesecat wrote:
Honestly who the feth cares if a porn-star has nerd credibility or not I watch porn to see hot chicks perform depraved sex acts, not to read a fething biography.

What is the world coming to?

I guess we also fantasize about, you know, having a human connection or identifying with someone performing depraved sex acts and debasing themselves.

 Cheesecat wrote:
Honestly who the feth cares if a porn-star has nerd credibility or not I watch porn to see hot chicks perform depraved sex acts, not to read a fething biography.

Yeah, but some people want to see a hot nerd chick perform depraved sex acts, because some people are so deeply buried into nerd culture that they only feel comfortable among their own kind. Or some people just have it as a weird fetish. Anyway, point is, for a lot of people the fantasy is easier to maintain when the person stays in character outside of the performance, like those wrestlers who pretend to be insane lunatics who will never forgive some other wrestler for betraying them and hitting them with a spanner which somehow the referee totally missed seeing.

The end result of this is girls with HH fake tits and the weathered face of a meth addict talking about how much they like Zelda.

What're we defining as "nerd," anyway? I used to play WoW with some of the dancers at the club I worked at in college. I don't know if that'd qualify 'em as nerd girls or not, but they were definitely into it.

They will probably run the Vault of Endless Puns.
It should be the titular gaming experience, although the DM will have unsupported materials.

 sebster wrote:


Yeah, but some people want to see a hot nerd chick perform depraved sex acts, because some people are so deeply buried into nerd culture that they only feel comfortable among their own kind. Or some people just have it as a weird fetish. Anyway, point is, for a lot of people the fantasy is easier to maintain when the person stays in character outside of the performance, like those wrestlers who pretend to be insane lunatics who will never forgive some other wrestler for betraying them and hitting them with a spanner which somehow the referee totally missed seeing.

The end result of this is girls with HH fake tits and the weathered face of a meth addict talking about how much they like Zelda.

I think the if someone gets to the point where they're willing to forgive a performer for using an artificially enhanced body but would hold the fact that their love of a make belief elf with a sword isn't real against them, that person getting silly. Seriously, they're just performers selling a service none of it is real. If you're looking for a fantasy that involves a woman who likes to play World of Warcraft naked except for high heels or whatever just take it face value and enjoy it.

Seriously complaining about surgically altered bodies, or phony bios in the sex industry is like watching Independence Day and saying "They didn't really blow up the white house with alien lasers, LAAAAAAME. I want my money back!!111 "

Sounds like they just want a well rounded gaming experience.

I know a female dungeon master who likes to play topless, but alas she only runs 2nd edition games...

That escapist link was pretty damn funny, particularly the bit where they are just rattling off movies they've been in 'oh yeah, that one was fun...ohh we were in that one together weren't we, yeah it was fun!' and stuff like that. Very funny.

 sebster wrote:

 Cheesecat wrote:
Honestly who the feth cares if a porn-star has nerd credibility or not I watch porn to see hot chicks perform depraved sex acts, not to read a fething biography.

Yeah, but some people want to see a hot nerd chick perform depraved sex acts, because some people are so deeply buried into nerd culture that they only feel comfortable among their own kind. Or some people just have it as a weird fetish. Anyway, point is, for a lot of people the fantasy is easier to maintain when the person stays in character outside of the performance, like those wrestlers who pretend to be insane lunatics who will never forgive some other wrestler for betraying them and hitting them with a spanner which somehow the referee totally missed seeing.

The end result of this is girls with HH fake tits and the weathered face of a meth addict talking about how much they like Zelda.

It could be that, or it could be "Look, I just came here to see you naked and doing some things that are illegal in Arkansas, there is no need to lie to me any more than you already are. It cheapens us both, and considering the situation, that is saying something".

 Chongara wrote:
Seriously complaining about surgically altered bodies, or phony bios in the sex industry is like watching Independence Day and saying "They didn't really blow up the white house with alien lasers, LAAAAAAME. I want my money back!!111 "

I would wager that if you really thought hard about this statement you might realize how wrong it is.


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 Ahtman wrote:

 sebster wrote:

 Cheesecat wrote:
Honestly who the feth cares if a porn-star has nerd credibility or not I watch porn to see hot chicks perform depraved sex acts, not to read a fething biography.

Yeah, but some people want to see a hot nerd chick perform depraved sex acts, because some people are so deeply buried into nerd culture that they only feel comfortable among their own kind. Or some people just have it as a weird fetish. Anyway, point is, for a lot of people the fantasy is easier to maintain when the person stays in character outside of the performance, like those wrestlers who pretend to be insane lunatics who will never forgive some other wrestler for betraying them and hitting them with a spanner which somehow the referee totally missed seeing.

The end result of this is girls with HH fake tits and the weathered face of a meth addict talking about how much they like Zelda.

It could be that, or it could be "Look, I just came here to see you naked and doing some things that are illegal in Arkansas, there is no need to lie to me any more than you already are. It cheapens us both, and considering the situation, that is saying something".

That's pretty much exactly it.

And they might charge extra for the fake-nerd thing. It's a tough economy out there, I only have so much money.

Though, given the prices of GW products, I suppose it would make sense that some of the female customers were resorting to unorthodox means to beef up their 6E armies.

 Monster Rain wrote:
Though, given the prices of GW products, I suppose it would make sense that some of the female customers were resorting to unorthodox means to beef up their 6E armies.

You know what that option is very tempting for players like me.

I have boobs, can I DM topless?

 Monster Rain wrote:
Though, given the prices of GW products, I suppose it would make sense that some of the female customers were resorting to unorthodox means to beef up their 6E armies.

Naughty man.

 d-usa wrote:
I have boobs, can I DM topless?

 d-usa wrote:
I have boobs, can I DM topless?

Don't listen to the haterz!

Girl who works at my local hobby shop could pull this off; shes a little thick but she is DD+ =)