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 Monster Rain wrote:
There's plenty of prostitutes on Craigslist.

Why not just hire one of them and get the "full experience?" I'm sure one of them would dress up as an elf and call you "m'lord" for an extra $20.

Also, the porn stars that pretend to be nerds to appeal to a fanatical niche audience make me sick.

you mean you don`t like "I hit it with my axe"?

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/i-hit-it-with-my-axe/1533-Episode-One-Meet-the-Party

Wait, even if she were topless the DM Screen would cover her at least from straight ahead. Barring that, people tend to have great difficulty getting into DnD even with a new and fully clothed male player, let alone a topless female newcomer. That would be awkward as hell. Interesting, but awkward.

I really hope the person requesting this / the person getting married isn't the type who regularly turns everything into a sexual cluster-feth. I had a conversation with one guy a while back who was very proud about the fact his nudist female character had a "bag of holding". That conversation gave me headaches.

I like to see some pics of possible applicats you all keep mentioning...Manny...few others...Manny.....Manny...

 Jihadin wrote:
I like to see some pics of possible applicats you all keep mentioning...Manny...few others...Manny.....Manny...

Same here you can PM me if you don't feel comfortable posting them in the thread.