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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/03/11 08:18:04
Subject: Manliest character in 40k
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Hallowed Canoness
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You're all crazy.
Clearly, the manliest character in 40k is the Sisters of Battle Celestian Standard Bearer;
Or have you not seen her face?
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"That time I only loaded the cannon with powder. Next time, I will fill it with jewels and diamonds and they will cut you to shrebbons!" - Nogbad the Bad. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/03/11 08:23:15
Subject: Re:Manliest character in 40k
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Jealous that Horus is Warmaster
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Ferrus Mannus, i mean, he has MAN in his name  and slaughters traitors by the dozen with his bare(ish) hands.
Failing that, has to be Lysander, coz this:
Lysander. Fought his way out of an Iron Warriors fortress world in his underwear.
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"Camouflage is the colour of fear... I have no need to hide from my foes... I have no fear of death.
My colours I wear openly, they proclaim louder than any words, "I am proud to live - I am proud to die!"
4000 Points of Farsight's Finest tau
8000 Points and counting Sons of Horus
2000 Points of Death Company Blood Angels |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/03/11 10:03:32
Subject: Re:Manliest character in 40k
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Major
London
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Warp Angels wrote:Ferrus Mannus, i mean, he has MAN in his name  and slaughters traitors by the dozen with his bare(ish) hands.
Leman Russ name is "THE MAN" though.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/03/11 10:06:45
Subject: Re:Manliest character in 40k
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Executing Exarch
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/03/11 10:06:56
Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/03/11 10:10:50
Subject: Re:Manliest character in 40k
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Judgemental Grey Knight Justicar
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QFT
Nothing more manly than Mr.Lucius himself
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/03/11 10:34:07
Subject: Re:Manliest character in 40k
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Jealous that Horus is Warmaster
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"Camouflage is the colour of fear... I have no need to hide from my foes... I have no fear of death.
My colours I wear openly, they proclaim louder than any words, "I am proud to live - I am proud to die!"
4000 Points of Farsight's Finest tau
8000 Points and counting Sons of Horus
2000 Points of Death Company Blood Angels |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/03/11 10:54:06
Subject: Manliest character in 40k
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Stealthy Space Wolves Scout
In ur base, killin ur d00dz
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Marbo, there is literally no other answer that could even compare. He's what Dark Eldar tell their children is under their bed if they misbehave. He's the thing in the shadows that Lictors look over their shoulder because they get the goosebumps. Chaos Daemons sit around campfires telling urban legends about him crawling into the Eye of Terror and giving Khorne nightmares. The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris is hiding in the closet because of Marbo.
In fact he's watching you right now and he'll be under your bed if you don't vote for him. He's always watching.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/03/11 10:56:53
Subject: Manliest character in 40k
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Major
London
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Thorgrim Bloodcrow wrote:. The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris is hiding in the closet because of Marbo.
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Chuck Norris lost to Bruce Lee.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/03/11 10:58:14
Subject: Manliest character in 40k
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Executing Exarch
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I'd rather have Marbo under my bed than Lucius any day of the week.
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/03/11 12:59:37
Subject: Manliest character in 40k
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The Marine Standing Behind Marneus Calgar
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Lots of good options in the IG codex, but I'm voting Yarrick.
Space marines do a lot of awesome things. But as post-human genetically tailored super-beings, that's kinda normal for them. Guard heroes do awesome things because they are just that manly and hard core.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/03/11 13:34:01
Subject: Manliest character in 40k
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Tzeentch Veteran Marine with Psychic Potential
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Yarrick here too.
I mean, his ride is named "Fortress of Arrogance", and it's a baneblade. Come on.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/03/11 14:16:46
Subject: Manliest character in 40k
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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"Standard Human" of manliness: Yarrick. You people are forgetting he was going to retire! Retire! And yet, he beated up not one, but two WAAAAGHs!! He's just like wine, he gets manliner the older he gets.
"Space Marine" of manliness: Nathaniel Garro - Seriously, this is my favorite character so far in the HH saga. Dude just keeps going, doesn't matter what's thrown at him, he just keeps going and gak gets done!
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"Fear is freedom! Subjugation is liberation! Contradiction is truth! These are the truths of this world! Surrender to these truths, you pigs in human clothing!" - Satsuki Kiryuin, Kill la Kill |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/03/11 15:00:57
Subject: Manliest character in 40k
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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator
Croatia
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Andilus Greatsword wrote: ansacs wrote:Marbo, seriously its Ranbo but instead if fighting pansies he kills off entire terminator squads just cause he walked onto the battle field.
Others need enhancements/armour/heavy weapons...not marbo he need a grenade, pistol, combat knife, and fatigues.
What's behind the hive fleet driving them into this galaxy? Marbo!
+1 for Marbo. I'm a Space Wolves player, and even I'd vote for Marbo over Leman Russ.
I forgot that "Marbo" killed Batman's parents...So I take Russ back and go to shoot myself for making such mistake...
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ADB: I showed the Wolves revealing the key weakness at the heart of the World Eaters; showing Angron that his Legion was broken and worthless compared to the others; that he was the one primarch who couldn't trust his own warriors, and that they didn't care if he lived or died; showing that loyalty to brothers and sons is the heart of success for the Legiones Astartes, to the point even Lorgar makes a big deal out of saying the World Eaters and their primarch were massively outclassed by Russ, and Angron was too stupid to see the lesson Russ had sacrificed time, sweat, and blood, to teach. We're talking about a battle the Wolves won, by isolating the enemy general through pack tactics, and threatening to kill him, without a hope of defending himself. It was a balance, 50/50 - Angron overpowered Russ, and the Wolves were losing ground to the World Eaters; but Russ and his warriors had Angron by the balls, and barely broke a sweat. They won, no question. Lorgar even says: "The Wolves won, meathead."
Dorn won’t help you either. He’s too busy being the Emperor’s groundskeeper, hiding behind the palace walls. The Wolf is too busy cutting off heads as our father’s executioner, while the Lion holds on to his secrets, and has no special fondness for you. Who else will come? Not Ferrus, certainly. Nor Corax either. Even as we speak, I suspect he flees for Deliverance. Sanguinius?’ Curze laughed cruelly. ‘The angel is more cursed than I. The Khan? He does not wish to be found. So who is left? No one, Vulkan. None of them will come. You are simply not that important. You are alone.’ Konrad Curze to Vulkan
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/03/11 15:04:39
Subject: Manliest character in 40k
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Skarabrand cause he makes all the men around him even manlier...
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Kharn - so manly he doesn't need friends and all the other men are scared of him
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Raver Tau: Just Started; Record (WLD): 0-0-0
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/03/11 15:06:52
Subject: Re:Manliest character in 40k
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Twisted Trueborn with Blaster
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Ollanius Pius. He had the biggest pair in 40k history to stand up to Horus, a walking tank infused with the power of all the Chaos Gods.
Ollanius.
Fething.
Pius.
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Tzeentch Daemons 2000pts
Kabal of the Sundering Strike 2500pts
Eldar Corsairs 750pts
400pts Corregidor/Nomads
300pts Yu Jing
200pts+ each of Imperial and Rebel fleets for X-Wing
A Terran Alliance and Dindrenzi Fleet for Firestorm Armada
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/03/11 15:13:03
Subject: Manliest character in 40k
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Dakka Veteran
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Yet another vote for Marbo. The bowling alley calls him for advice about balls. The only nonmanly thing he did was lose a fight to my sorceror once.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/03/11 15:32:27
Subject: Manliest character in 40k
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Marbo didn't lose a fight, he made a tactically sound retreat.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/03/11 15:48:27
Subject: Manliest character in 40k
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Angron.
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DA:70S+G+M+B++I++Pw40k08+D++A++/fWD-R+T(M)DM+
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/03/11 16:01:33
Subject: Manliest character in 40k
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Major
London
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Amaraxis wrote:
Kharn - so manly he doesn't need friends and all the other men are scared of him
Forgot about Kharn - even being killed didn't stop him.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/03/11 16:05:11
Subject: Manliest character in 40k
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Nervous Accuser
Finland
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Maugan Ra. I mean has anyone ever actually read his fluff?
Failing that it's got to be Marbo. He's the reason Draigo is hiding in the warp, he's the one who outflanks Creed. He most probably could assassinate the Hive mind if he wanted to.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/03/11 17:01:43
Subject: Manliest character in 40k
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Swift Swooping Hawk
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Straken...How many guardsman can open a land raider with their hands?
Maugan Ra...nice call. You don't get to walk around with a title like: "Harvester of Souls" for being a sissy.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/03/11 17:15:51
Subject: Manliest character in 40k
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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All the suggestions are missing the key element of manliness:
A Beard.
Even Leman Russ didn't have one.
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Star Trek taught me so much. Like, how you should accept people, whether they be black, white, Klingon or even female...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/03/11 17:30:48
Subject: Manliest character in 40k
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Waaagh! Warbiker
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How many guys replace their eye with a death ray because the enemies thought he could kill with a glance? Who is the only worthy opponent of the greatest Ork boss this millenium? Yarrick, that's who.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/03/11 17:31:02
The Seraphs of Thunder: a homebrew, almost entirely converted successor Deathwing. And also some Orks. And whatever else I have lying around. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/03/11 17:37:19
Subject: Re:Manliest character in 40k
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Wing Commander
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CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT
Failing that, I'll vote for Pius.
Follow my logic here;
Guardsmen, Manly, they fight abhuman horrors, daemons, giant ravenous extra galactic aliens and ancient, unknowable, cruel alien races with an angry flashlight and a thick t-shirt
Yarrick, Ultra-Manly, "You tore my arm off? I liked that arm, I'll have to replace it with yours." No superpowers, no power armour, just manliness and sheer contempt for all things, also, never executes guardsmen; his manliness inspires them to fight in a way the bolt pistol can only dream of. So manly that the biggest, nastiest ork in all of creation let him live, as he's the only thing that can give him a good fight. Marines don't get that treatment.
Pius, The Man, stood between a living god and a demi-god, infused with the raw power of Chaos in a way unheard of and never again seen, two titans able to rend apart reality by sheer force of will, with only a lasgun. Had the temerity to stand between the two most powerful beings to ever exist, and say "No." The manliness of such an act, and the the release of manlies caused by his death are what allowed beings like Yarrick and Marbo to exist, and reminded the Emperor of his own manliness, and promptly flayed Horus's soul apart.
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Therefore, I conclude, Valve should announce Half Life 2: Episode 3.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/03/11 17:38:23
Subject: Manliest character in 40k
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Fireknife Shas'el
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Maugan Ra would beat Marbo every day, He defeated a hive fleet by himself.
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8000 Dark Angels (No primaris)
10000 Lizardmen (Fantasy I miss you)
3000 High Elves
4000 Kel'shan Ta'u
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." -Douglas Adams |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/03/11 17:44:04
Subject: Manliest character in 40k
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Yarrick.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/03/11 18:05:30
Subject: Re:Manliest character in 40k
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Maniacal Gibbering Madboy
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I'm gonna be backing up Yarrick here; not only was he the symbol of hope for the defenders of Hive Hades in the second War of Armageddon and holding off Ghazghkull until relief came, but he went against orders and had the distress signal sent. Lets not also forget that he had his right arm cut off by a Ork Warboss, and fighting through the pain and shock, beheaded the Warboss and replaced his arm with the same powerklaw that ripped it off. When Yarrick fought Ghazghkull in the Golgothia sector, he was CRUSHED under the treads of a BATTLEWAGON and only passed out. Not only does he now have a bionic eye that can fire a laser, he wields a Storm-Bolter as a pistol while his personal vehicle is a BANEBLADE with a pulpit for him to be commanding from. Space Marines need to be genetically altered so they can be "manly"; its being a unaltered human in the 41st Millennium and being able to go toe to toe with the nastiest Ork Warlord in the galaxy that takes the throne of being the manliest.
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2000 points
4 Wins/ 5 Draws/ 2 Losses
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/03/11 18:49:37
Subject: Manliest character in 40k
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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The Hive Fleets are running from Marbo.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/03/11 20:27:06
Subject: Manliest character in 40k
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Gangly Grot Rebel
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Thanks guys for all the replies, i'd like to see this topic grow. Also, the character doesn't have to be a human to be manly. You can still include orks, necrons, eldar (not sure why you would, space elves aren't manly  ) etc.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/03/11 20:27:53
I can see it now....Nids are now a collection of autonomous hive fleets there are multiple Hive Minds and they all war with one another in addition to everyone else. They speak to humans using telepathy, and they can now ally with Space Wolves as battle brothers, because reasons.
Tyranids talking to humans would be like you talking to your mashed potatoes or the probiotic in your kiefer drink. It is neither possible nor productive. Inside my mind I pinched my nipples and savored his bitter silence.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/03/11 20:56:15
Subject: Manliest character in 40k
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Fireknife Shas'el
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Correction  Jk
But Still Think of This Maugan Ra is a true eternal warrio and carries a cannon with Scythe on the end of it and pops into the warp to save his craftworld. He defines Manly.
Your argument is invalid
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8000 Dark Angels (No primaris)
10000 Lizardmen (Fantasy I miss you)
3000 High Elves
4000 Kel'shan Ta'u
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." -Douglas Adams |
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