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2013/05/14 18:43:51
Subject: Do any Inqusitors have a sense of humour?
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Dusty Skeleton
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LordGirrit wrote:Ok then guys - competition. Best joke an inquisitor could tell... XD
"Son, have I ever told you the one about the Space Marine in black and white armour?..."
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2013/05/14 19:36:19
Subject: Do any Inqusitors have a sense of humour?
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
Perth/Glasgow
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 kronk wrote: Talizvar wrote:
Could you imagine Christopher Walken as an Inquisitor? That humor would be about right.
That would be a good casting decision. 
I would love this but it would be terrifying at the same time
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2013/05/14 19:39:38
Subject: Do any Inqusitors have a sense of humour?
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Yellin' Yoof
Da Kamp
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/05/14 19:41:56
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2013/05/14 20:01:11
Subject: Do any Inqusitors have a sense of humour?
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Terrifying Doombull
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Someone give this man a medal!
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2013/05/14 20:08:08
Subject: Re:Do any Inqusitors have a sense of humour?
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Chosen Baal Sec Youngblood
Mansfield
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I'd imagine so. They're still human, after all. Even Space Marines know how to have a laugh every now and then, so why not Inquisitors?
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2013/05/14 20:45:54
Subject: Re:Do any Inqusitors have a sense of humour?
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Ravenor had a underlying dark humor to him.
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2013/05/14 20:52:14
Subject: Re:Do any Inqusitors have a sense of humour?
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Contagious Dreadnought of Nurgle
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Some rather overt nods towards Airplane! in this thread. I approve
As for members of The Inquisition having a sense of humour? I'd certainly hope so, otherwise that is one job that would really get you down....
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2013/05/14 22:14:17
Subject: Do any Inqusitors have a sense of humour?
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Seattle
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Caption: It looks like I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue...
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2013/05/14 22:56:53
Subject: Do any Inqusitors have a sense of humour?
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
Norway
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Of course Inquisitors have a sense of humor. That's they morass of life. Everyone even commissars and utter fanatics has a sense of humor.
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If you have nothing nice to say then say frakking nothing. |
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2013/05/15 04:31:14
Subject: Do any Inqusitors have a sense of humour?
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Ancient Venerable Black Templar Dreadnought
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Gosh-darn... read the whole thing in one sitting.
My eyes burn!
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A revolution is an idea which has found its bayonets.
Napoleon Bonaparte |
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2013/05/15 12:47:10
Subject: Do any Inqusitors have a sense of humour?
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Contagious Dreadnought of Nurgle
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Servants of the ruinous powers!
Servants of the ruinous powers who?
No, the correct reply is "Die heretic die"! *Blam*
How many ordo hereticus dose it take to screw in a light bulb?
Light bulb? What kind of heresy is this? Is the light of the emperor not enough for you?
How many ordo malleus dose it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to screw in a light bulb and one to exorcise the old bulb to clense it on the taint that broke it.
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 insaniak wrote:Sometimes, Exterminatus is the only option.
And sometimes, it's just a case of too much scotch combined with too many buttons...
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2013/05/15 13:21:58
Subject: Do any Inqusitors have a sense of humour?
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
Norway
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How many Ordo Xenos does it take to change the light-bulb?
Only one, but a dozen must examine the light-bulb trying to comprehend the xeno-traits in it.
How many Adetus Mechanicus does it take to change a light-bulb?
One, but then 200 must deconstruct it and build it up from scratch.
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If you have nothing nice to say then say frakking nothing. |
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2013/05/15 13:23:11
Subject: Do any Inqusitors have a sense of humour?
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Executing Exarch
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How many tech adepts does it take to change a light bulb?
151.
1 to change it and another 150 to worship it.
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 Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/05/15 13:35:01
Subject: Do any Inqusitors have a sense of humour?
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
Norway
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How many Planetary Governors does it take to change a light-bulb?
Only one, but at the clap of a single pair of hands million of light-bulbs are changed by thousands of Imperial servants be it needed or not as it was during the Great Crusades.
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If you have nothing nice to say then say frakking nothing. |
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2013/05/15 13:58:07
Subject: Do any Inqusitors have a sense of humour?
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
Perth/Glasgow
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Nice B5 reference
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2013/05/15 14:26:43
Subject: Do any Inqusitors have a sense of humour?
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
Norway
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Thanks I'm a fan of B5 myself, and Londo comes to mind when I think of Planetary Governors, they are generally supposed to be magnificent bastards and bitches.
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If you have nothing nice to say then say frakking nothing. |
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2013/05/15 15:44:13
Subject: Do any Inqusitors have a sense of humour?
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Screaming Shining Spear
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Inquisitor: 'You see, to activate the device you use a psychic trigger and...while mantaining perfect focus...also apply a proper electrical charge manually to the crystal.'
Witnessing Human: "Wow, you are brilliant."
Inquisitor: "No, I'm a dumb Inquisitor. But I did stay at an Emperor's-Day Inn Express last night."
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2013/05/15 18:01:00
Subject: Do any Inqusitors have a sense of humour?
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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Heh, that advert always annoyed me.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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2013/05/18 08:26:59
Subject: Do any Inqusitors have a sense of humour?
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Fixture of Dakka
Temple Prime
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Thunder hammer apply directly to the forehead. Thunder hammer apply directly to the forehead. Thunder hammer apply directly to the forehead.
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 Midnightdeathblade wrote:Think of a daemon incursion like a fart you don't quite trust... you could either toot a little puff of air, bellow a great effluvium, or utterly sh*t your pants and cry as it floods down your leg.
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2013/05/18 11:28:05
Subject: Re:Do any Inqusitors have a sense of humour?
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
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if it was up to me, all traitors should get what they deserve, a short drop and a sudden stop.
Pause...
Wait, it is!
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2013/05/18 11:43:40
Subject: Do any Inqusitors have a sense of humour?
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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kronk wrote: Talizvar wrote:
Could you imagine Christopher Walken as an Inquisitor? That humor would be about right.
That would be a good casting decision.
Flawless.
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2013/05/18 13:11:32
Subject: Do any Inqusitors have a sense of humour?
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
Perth/Glasgow
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Two heretics fell, into a bucket of cream
The first one promptly gave up and drowned
The second, fought and fight till he churned that cream into butter and climbed out
Only to meet with my bolt pistol
As of this day you are the second mouse *BLAM*
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2013/05/19 07:38:08
Subject: Re:Do any Inqusitors have a sense of humour?
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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Anthony Hopkins as the maniacal corrupt govenor
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2013/05/19 10:39:06
Subject: Do any Inqusitors have a sense of humour?
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
Norway
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Amberley Veil have a sense of humor. You know the wheels of the Land Raider....
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If you have nothing nice to say then say frakking nothing. |
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2013/05/20 17:55:29
Subject: Do any Inqusitors have a sense of humour?
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Grey Knight Psionic Stormraven Pilot
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Inquisitor: "I used to be a guardsman lile you but then I took daemon to the knee..."
Guardsman: "you not funny..."
Inquisitor: "BURN THE HERETIC!!!"
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2013/05/20 18:26:15
Subject: Do any Inqusitors have a sense of humour?
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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator
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orkdestroyer1 wrote:Inquisitor: "I used to be a guardsman lile you but then I took daemon to the knee..."
Guardsman: "you not funny..."
Inquisitor: "BURN THE HERETIC!!!"
Never heckle an inquisitor.
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