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2013/08/21 11:35:01
Subject: favorite chaos god and why?
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Grisly Ghost Ark Driver
Some Tomb World in some galaxy by that one thing in that one place (or Minnesota for nosy people)
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PredaKhaine wrote:Dalymiddleboro wrote: Pilau Rice wrote:Slaanesh, because she is the true soul destroyer and corrupter of the flesh. She is a loving God that will grant you your heart desire, only to leave you begging and screaming for more, begging to feel.
And because pink
Slaanesh is a guy...
Slaanesh is whatever he/she wants to be - theres a reason one of the names the eldar use is 'she who thirsts'
He's a woman...
She's a man...
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2013/08/22 04:57:59
Subject: favorite chaos god and why?
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Been Around the Block
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I could easily say that I would be a fit in any cult other than slaanesh.
When I am allowed to break things (which happens at my job somewhat frequently), I actually scare my boss with how violently I do it. I have some patience, but once its gone it doesn't come back for hours. I would probably make a decent Khorne worshiper.
I also really like outwitting people, and magic is badass. So I could go Tzeentch.
But ultimately I would likely go Nurgle, because it fits my lifestyle somewhat (I'm a slob, I used to frequently get ill, and my sense of smell sucks). He's also the nicest being in the entirety of 40k, which is funny when you realize hes a dark god. The Imperium is fighting the wrong god when they try to remove Nurgle.
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2013/08/22 19:08:24
Subject: favorite chaos god and why?
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Daemonic Dreadnought
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Malal/Malice
Failing that, Slaanesh. And frankly, the sex and drugs to me are just the cherry on top of the sundae.
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Gods? There are no gods. Merely existences, obstacles to overcome.
"And what if I told you the Wolves tried to bring a Legion to heel once before? What if that Legion sent Russ and his dogs running, too ashamed to write down their defeat in Imperial archives?" - ADB |
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2013/08/22 21:17:38
Subject: Re:favorite chaos god and why?
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Flashy Flashgitz
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Nurgle,..
gotta love the Plague Marines! Also horus heresy novel with the Death Guard pre heresy made them even cooler! 
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2013/08/22 22:17:40
Subject: Re:favorite chaos god and why?
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Savage Khorne Berserker Biker
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Khorne....read my sig.
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