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2013/11/15 18:38:28
Subject: Man eating fish found in america
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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 kronk wrote: hotsauceman1 wrote:
Pacu have wide teeth shaped like molars and strong jaw muscles that allow them to crack open tree nuts and other tough aquatic foods. Somewhat terrifyingly, however, the fish have been known to mistake human testicles for tree nuts. Two men in New Guinea reportedly died from blood loss after a Pacu chomped on theirs.
Who the feth goes free-balling when they are wade fishing. I'm glad they got their balls nipped! 
*victim blamed*
Now now Kronk, this is a serious matter..... No, sorry, too much, i cant keep a straight face 
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2013/11/15 18:59:17
Subject: Man eating fish found in america
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Member of the Ethereal Council
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If only man parts where not so delicious, the pacu would not be interested.
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2013/11/15 19:31:42
Subject: Man eating fish found in america
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Didn't know you swung that way, but no judgement here! Go be yourself! 
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2013/11/15 19:37:24
Subject: Man eating fish found in america
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Old Sourpuss
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You need to say what you type out loud to someone, preferably a close friend who will mock you for it, before you post it here on Dakka  Also, those balls would have been fine if they had a gun!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/11/15 19:37:59
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2013/11/15 19:53:14
Subject: Re:Man eating fish found in america
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Ah, gak, where in Illinois?? If it's anywhere in my area, I'm done with lake swimming forever. Haha.
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2013/11/15 19:56:26
Subject: Re:Man eating fish found in america
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Old Sourpuss
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 mega_bassist wrote:Ah, gak, where in Illinois?? If it's anywhere in my area, I'm done with lake swimming forever. Haha.
What? This is in New Jersey
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2013/11/15 19:58:27
Subject: Re:Man eating fish found in america
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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OP wrote:Although it's native to the Amazon, a testicle-eating fish species called "Pacu" has been turning up in places including Denmark, France and Illinois.
OMFG Alf, L2REED SCRUBLET!
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
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2013/11/15 20:10:34
Subject: Man eating fish found in america
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Old Sourpuss
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Nope,
'MURICA
Sigged,
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2013/11/16 00:42:26
Subject: Man eating fish found in america
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Alf stop feeding on Dakka.
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2013/11/16 03:05:48
Subject: Man eating fish found in america
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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 Alfndrate wrote: KommissarKiln wrote:
That's pretty much the reason I second the motion to call it a nopefish.
I'm glad that I swim in an indoor, heavily chlorinated high school pool now.
high school pond?! Haven't you seen what a wild high schooler can do to you?!
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